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Hyde's just a little bitter I won't send him a free pair of walmart panties ever since he sucked the skid marks clean from the last pair he bought. Sorry baby. Buisness is buisness.




Skidmarks!?!?!?! Da Burglar shudders.... <SHUDDER>

Actually, the absolute most beautiful woman I ever inserted my penis into on a semi-regular basis (albeit as a paid consort) was named Shauna, and she was a complete failure at wiping her ass. It was ridiculous. She was soooo fucking hott, yet anytime she took a dump she proceeded to leave a trace of her rectal contents on whatever her bunghole came in contact with....thankfully she was semi-anorexic and probably only moved her bowels a couple times a week maximum. Onetime in Vancouver, she actually left shit on my wheelchair. she was horsing around, wheeling around the hotel room in my VX 7000 Titanium Deluxe chair with the light blue seat, and left a fudge mark on it....I was mortified. Since i hate Anal sex, it didnt cause much angst beyond that, but i never invited her over to my home(s) because i am very picky about my bedsheets.

In this mini thread hijack, In no way am I implying though, that I am mortified with Ceara making money from her skidmarks. So long as it is conscious, premeditated skidmarks and not another case of failure to wipe one's ass properly.

dear god, daburglar dear, didja REALLY have to share that story?
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