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#236940 - 04/16/07 05:15 PM Something I really hate...
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342


That's it. Just that winking smiley. It somehow manages to be gayer than Nathan Lane in a pink tutu and should never be used.

I'd like to know if others feel this way, as I think opening up about it could be cathartic.
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#236941 - 04/16/07 05:21 PM Re: Something I really hate...
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
I always preferred the shit-eating Grin I stole from Cleetus.
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#236942 - 04/16/07 05:26 PM Re: Something I really hate...
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i prefer myself. i always thought that kind of looked like it was trying not to sneeze or something. this one has always confused me: . i mean, is it drooling because it just saw some hot chick or because it just saw, like, debella?
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#236943 - 04/16/07 05:39 PM Re: Something I really hate...
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
While we're on the topic, I hate this one too.
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#236944 - 04/16/07 05:40 PM Re: Something I really hate...
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Registered: 07/30/06
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I've never really understood this one and where/how to use it.

Do we really need this one , when we have this one ?

Does anyone even use these two?

For some reason, I can't look at this guy and not smile.
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#236945 - 04/16/07 05:51 PM Re: Something I really hate...
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

While we're on the topic, I hate this one too.



yes! that one looks constipated, doesn't it? and what does really mean? for some reason always makes me think of have2cit, btw. no idea why.
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#236946 - 04/16/07 07:48 PM Re: Something I really hate...
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Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
on this whole fucking thread...
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#236947 - 04/16/07 09:17 PM Re: Something I really hate...
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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i like this guy

he's so happy and it kinda reminds me of the beginning of mickey mouse cartoons.

BTW this will always be (lean back)

i always wondered why we have this guy

and then this guy
....affirmative action?

oh yeah...bring that beat back
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#236948 - 04/16/07 09:54 PM Re: Something I really hate...
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
I like this one myself and for my special friends

I want this one to be part of XPT.


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#236949 - 04/17/07 12:06 AM Re: Something I really hate...
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248


This one is my fave.

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#236950 - 04/17/07 02:18 AM Re: Something I really hate...
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

I've never really understood this one and where/how to use it.





King Tut = 'Tutting' You know...'Tut tut! Naughty naughty!' and that sort of thing.

However, it is somewhat redundant on XPT, as people are more likely to verbalise their disapproval in more explicit terms.

It is useful, however, when discussing Egyptian-themed pornography. For example:

'Have you seen Wicked's Curse Eternal? Not only is Kaylani Lei in it, but Gia Jordan too!'

or

'I swear to you that there is a chick in Private's The Pyramid II that has Downs Syndrome or something close to it. The rest of the chicks throughout the trilogy are thoroughly strokeworthy though.'

or

'How cool is it that Lucie Theodorova AKA 'Lucky' mistakenly thought she was booked to do a g/g scene on Private's Cleopatra, but instead had to do her first b/g scene including anal and a monster facial too?'

or

'Did you know Jasmine Byrne is part Egyptian?'

Maybe we should rename it 'Tony T.'?

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#236951 - 04/17/07 03:32 PM Re: Something I really hate...
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Nothing tops ... nothing! I see this icon in my sleep, and it has spawned a plethora of :banana____:hybrid that constitutes a type of "XPT code". Plus, every morning before cutting up a banana to plop on my Cheerios or Organic Corn Flakes, i always stand it up for a minute and imagine bananacream. Anyone eating breakfast with me always wonders what the hell I am grinning at...
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#236952 - 04/17/07 03:50 PM Re: Something I really hate...
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:



This one is my fave.




Thats interesting. Cause I always associated you with that one!
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#236953 - 04/17/07 09:53 PM Re: Something I really hate...
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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'I swear to you that there is a chick in Private's The Pyramid II that has Downs Syndrome or something close to it. The rest of the chicks throughout the trilogy are thoroughly strokeworthy though.'





So I'm not the only one who thought she looked a little odd:



Another one for Mr Gibbons?


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#236954 - 04/18/07 02:40 AM Re: Something I really hate...
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Quote:


'I swear to you that there is a chick in Private's The Pyramid II that has Downs Syndrome or something close to it. The rest of the chicks throughout the trilogy are thoroughly strokeworthy though.'





So I'm not the only one who thought she looked a little odd:



Another one for Mr Gibbons?




Yes, that's the one...I have no way of knowing if she is genuinely retarded or not, but suffice to say, that scene was a straight-out lumberjack (i.e., it felled my wood), and I was compelled to get rid of the tape soon afterwards.

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#236955 - 04/18/07 03:56 AM Re: Something I really hate...
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College


The chick looks like she might be a young ShonnaLynn.
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#236956 - 04/18/07 04:20 AM Re: Something I really hate...
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:


The chick looks like she might be a young ShonnaLynn.



Yep.
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#236957 - 04/18/07 08:22 AM Re: Something I really hate...
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Interesting...so she's not technically retarded, but just looks and acts that way?

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#236958 - 04/19/07 05:10 PM Re: Something I really hate...
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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or because it just saw, like, debella?




No, this bud's for DeBella.
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#236959 - 04/22/07 10:09 PM Re: Something I really hate...
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Registered: 03/21/07
Posts: 17
Loc: Austria
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That's it. Just that winking smiley. It somehow manages to be gayer than Nathan Lane in a pink tutu and should never be used.

I'd like to know if others feel this way, as I think opening up about it could be cathartic.




nobody uses this
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