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#236918 - 04/16/07 04:01 PM
Man forced to marry goat in Sudan
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Porn Fucking Master
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Source Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat. "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up." Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper. Story from BBC NEWS: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm 
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#236919 - 04/16/07 04:09 PM
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And they want us to intervene in that country? What for. They're clearly as advanced as Mississippi.
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#236921 - 04/16/07 09:47 PM
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I am fairly confident that I will never be that desperate.
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#236922 - 04/16/07 10:25 PM
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hilarious.
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#236924 - 04/17/07 02:18 PM
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#236925 - 04/17/07 02:58 PM
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Maybe the goat had a hot twin and this is just another love story.
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#236926 - 04/17/07 03:14 PM
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now we know why arabs smell like shit.
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#236928 - 04/17/07 05:33 PM
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How do they know it was a goat? Was it eating a tin can? Otherwise there are remarkable similarities between Pamela Peaks and a goat.
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#236929 - 04/17/07 05:42 PM
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#236930 - 04/17/07 06:11 PM
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#236931 - 04/17/07 09:05 PM
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#236932 - 05/03/07 02:19 PM
Sudanese goat wife pops her hooves
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/03/caprine_wife_dead/Tragic death ends marriage made at the point of a shotgun By Lester Haines Published Thursday 3rd May 2007 16:36 GMT The caprine wife of a Sudanese goat molester has died suddenly after more than a year of marriage, the BBC reports. Mrs Tombe, née Rose, got hitched in a shotgun wedding ceremony after her future husband was caught indulging in pre-marital sexual relations with the animal. Her owner, Mr Alifi, "described how he heard a noise outside his house and rushed out to find one Mr Tombe going at his hammer-and-tongs with the unfortunate beast", as we reported at the time. He recounted: "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?' he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up." Alifi consulted local elders in the southern city of Juba, who duly returned their verdict. Alifi explained: "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife." Charles Tombe had to stump up a 40 quid for Rose, but was later reported happily settled with his missus. Alifi concluded: "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together." Sadly, it appears this wedded bliss didn't last. Rose reportedly died "after choking on a plastic bag she swallowed as she was eating scraps on the streets of Juba". She leaves one kid, a 100 per cent goat male, suggesting infidelity may have played a part in her ejection from the marital home.
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#236933 - 05/03/07 02:24 PM
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How do they know it was a goat? Was it eating a tin can? Otherwise there are remarkable similarities between Pamela Peaks and a goat.
Indeed some people just aren't cut out to be country people and can't tell one animal from another. Bornyo, save yourself heartache and read no further...
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/26/ovine_poodle_scam/
Japanese actress caught in sheep 'poodle' scam
Wondered why new pet didn't bark
By Lester Haines
Published Thursday 26th April 2007 14:16 GMT
A Japanese actress inadvertantly blew the lid off a scam which had duped thousands of women into buying coiffured sheep in the belief they were poodles, the Evening Standard reports.
Maiko Kawakami appeared on a TV talk show with snaps of her pet, and admitted she wondered why it "didn't bark and refused to eat dog food". She was soon set straight - her dog was in fact a sheep.
The revelation provoked a stream of women to contact the cops with "similar problems". The powers that be reckon that as many as 2,000 have fallen victim to the audacious ovine poodle con, perpetrated by internet company "Poodles as Pets", which offered the animals at £630 a pop.
A police spokesman told The Sun: "We launched an investigation after we were made aware that a company was selling sheep as poodles. Sadly, we think there is more than one company operating in this way. The sheep are believed to have been imported from overseas - Britain and Australia."
In case you're wondering how on God's Green Earth you could mistake a sheep for a dog, the Standard explains that poodles are "extremely rare in Japan, with many people having little idea what they look like". No, we're not convinced either.
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#236934 - 05/03/07 03:13 PM
Re: Sudanese goat wife pops her hooves
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Quote:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/03/caprine_wife_dead/
Tragic death ends marriage made at the point of a shotgun
By Lester Haines
Published Thursday 3rd May 2007 16:36 GMT
The caprine wife of a Sudanese goat molester has died suddenly after more than a year of marriage, the BBC reports.
Mrs Tombe, née Rose, got hitched in a shotgun wedding ceremony after her future husband was caught indulging in pre-marital sexual relations with the animal. Her owner, Mr Alifi, "described how he heard a noise outside his house and rushed out to find one Mr Tombe going at his hammer-and-tongs with the unfortunate beast", as we reported at the time. He recounted: "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?' he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Alifi consulted local elders in the southern city of Juba, who duly returned their verdict. Alifi explained: "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife." Charles Tombe had to stump up a 40 quid for Rose, but was later reported happily settled with his missus. Alifi concluded: "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together."
Sadly, it appears this wedded bliss didn't last. Rose reportedly died "after choking on a plastic bag she swallowed as she was eating scraps on the streets of Juba". She leaves one kid, a 100 per cent goat male, suggesting infidelity may have played a part in her ejection from the marital home.
What a tragedy, I really thought those two crazy kids would make it.
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