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#236820 - 04/15/07 02:02 PM interviewing aids
Happyhog Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/07/07 Posts: 92 Loc: temporarily retired due to eng...	A friend in Montreal invited me to come up for a week this summer. Coincidentally he lives in the same area as Lara Roxxx and has seen her from time to time. I feel it would be my duty, should I encounter her, to try to score an interview of some sorts with the cunt of death. Should this encounter happen I would gladly share the results with the board, provided I don't get my ass sued, which I probably will. My question is this? What questions, if any, would you have me pose to her? Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated except for the following: "...when you were a little girl what did you want to be?" No fuckin way I would Luke out and ask her that.
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#236821 - 04/15/07 04:50 PM Re: interviewing aids
Deuce_Bigalow Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/15/06 Posts: 412 Loc: NYC	Quote: A friend in Montreal invited me to come up for a week this summer. Coincidentally he lives in the same area as Lara Roxxx and has seen her from time to time. I feel it would be my duty, should I encounter her, to try to score an interview of some sorts with the cunt of death. Should this encounter happen I would gladly share the results with the board, provided I don't get my ass sued, which I probably will. My question is this? What questions, if any, would you have me pose to her? Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated except for the following: "...when you were a little girl what did you want to be?" No fuckin way I would Luke out and ask her that. Sued for what?
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#236822 - 04/15/07 07:09 PM Re: interviewing aids
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Quote: A friend in Montreal invited me to come up for a week this summer. Coincidentally he lives in the same area as Lara Roxxx and has seen her from time to time. I feel it would be my duty, should I encounter her, to try to score an interview of some sorts with the cunt of death. Should this encounter happen I would gladly share the results with the board, provided I don't get my ass sued, which I probably will. My question is this? What questions, if any, would you have me pose to her? Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated except for the following: "...when you were a little girl what did you want to be?" No fuckin way I would Luke out and ask her that. Your frankenswine schtick sucked before and this alt ID sucks now. Please die. _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#236823 - 04/15/07 07:35 PM Re: interviewing aids
Happyhog Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/07/07 Posts: 92 Loc: temporarily retired due to eng...	Your frankenswine schtick sucked before and this alt ID sucks now. Please die. Alright. I'm going to say this one time. I am no alt ID. I have one profile here and that's the only one I have ever had, albeit for a short time. Frankenswine? That's the first time I've heard that name, so you can rest assured it's not me. By the way, if you want to get into a pissing contest with me open your mouth so I can make my point. Have a nice fucking day.
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#236824 - 04/15/07 07:51 PM Re: interviewing aids
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: By the way, if you want to get into a pissing contest with me open your mouth so I can make my point. Have a nice fucking day. Hi hog, welcome to XPT. This is all that BIFF is good for. Me > < BIFF He swallows the golden sunshine, too. Especially when it tastes like kiwi. So don't forget to eat your tropical fruit! _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#236825 - 04/16/07 07:01 AM Re: interviewing aids
Happyhog Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/07/07 Posts: 92 Loc: temporarily retired due to eng...	Sued for what? There may still be a couple of legal proceedings awaiting me in Montreal stemming from my misspent youth -- long story. It'll be wiped clear in another 2yrs. Until then if they run my license plate up there I could be fucked.
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#236826 - 04/16/07 11:17 AM Re: interviewing aids
Macho Kiljoy Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 11/02/05 Posts: 190 Loc: Austin, TX	The cops are suing you? _________________________ Can I tear you clitoris and labia off with a pair of needlenosepliars as I fuck you upsidfeDOWN head like pounding a nail in front of digitalmedia equipt to capture syncronized sound? Windsock
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#236827 - 04/16/07 12:26 PM Re: interviewing aids
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Quote: There may still be a couple of legal proceedings awaiting me in Montreal stemming from my misspent youth -- long story. It'll be wiped clear in another 2yrs. Until then if they run my license plate up there I could be fucked. I'd try Avis. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#236828 - 04/16/07 12:54 PM Re: interviewing aids
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	More importantly, while you are in Montreal, go fuck some of these lovely young ladies. Eleganza - better girls Devilish - better website _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#236829 - 04/16/07 01:08 PM Re: interviewing aids
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Quote: There may still be a couple of legal proceedings awaiting me in Montreal stemming from my misspent youth -- long story. It'll be wiped clear in another 2yrs. Until then if they run my license plate up there I could be fucked. If this bullshit is true, save the Canadian government time and money. Take a long drive on a short bridge. Die maggot. Quote: Hi hog, welcome to XPT. This is all that BIFF is good for. Me > < BIFF He swallows the golden sunshine, too. Especially when it tastes like kiwi. So don't forget to eat your tropical fruit! What a fruity little faggot you are. _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#236830 - 04/16/07 04:28 PM Re: interviewing aids
Happyhog Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/07/07 Posts: 92 Loc: temporarily retired due to eng...	Quote: The cops are suing you? In a manner of speaking, yes. Certain fines/infractions can remain unpaid indefinitely, but others result in an arrest warrant, couple of days in jail, then the court proceedings. The only way around this is to stay out of the province for 14 years and have the record wiped clean. Oh and Biff -- go chew on someone else's ankles. Maybe there's a school shooting you could go fall victim to.
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#236831 - 04/17/07 03:10 PM Re: interviewing aids
cheezypussy Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/25/07 Posts: 51	u should ask her if she can pop ur cherry.
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#236832 - 04/17/07 03:39 PM Re: interviewing aids
Happyhog Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/07/07 Posts: 92 Loc: temporarily retired due to eng...	Quote: u should ask her if she can pop ur cherry. It's a little too late for that but sure thing buddy. I'll make sure to ask her that and if she's up for it maybe I'll pass the savings onto you instead.
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