I'm going to side with Roberto on this one, only because every whore who is represented by Lori Lust is only of questionable looks, but all are absolute idiots for letter her rip them off. Plus, Spallone reps Aston, who at least had the foresight to get one singular tattoo (large as it is) without a bunch of crappy poetic sayings, and prancing unicorns, and ransom stars, ad nauseum. Plus Lackwood hates her, she must be at least a little cool.

BTW, what about Shy Love's whores?