Okay, Eddie, I have a confession to make. I'm responsible. yeah, me. You see, a couple of years ago, me and some of my buds were sitting around, , and . Just shooting the shit, Y'Know? And somebody (I think it was ugly Bob) started talking about ways to fuck with the Fanboys at ADT. So I sez "How 'bout a Paris Hilton Porno? She's such a narcissist, she probably tapes herself, anyway.." So a couple of days pass, and so does my hangover, I get on a plane to LA, and talk it over with her "People." Tape comes out, and next thing you know, everybody else's does, too.

So, yeah, it was me. Sorry about that. My bad.