just recently we've had kim kardashian, screech and keeley hazel; back a couple of years ago it was paris and chyna; now on the way out are random chicks from american idol and the hills.

six degrees of seperation between these people: they're all fucking nobodies. at least when the pam flick dropped there was some kind of anticipation there, but after paris' movie every two-bit pr agency thinks it's being edgy and devious by getting their client to surreptitiously film a sextape that is then "accidently" released.

it's clear though that a sextape does not guarantee a career as anything other than a leno punchline. who knew who the fuck kim kardashian was before her tape? who cared about the tape until they heard she got pissed on? once vivid "cut" the pissing, who cared fullstop? the porn market is saturated enough without a d-grade semi-hot girl fucking in the dark with camera work resembling that of a student film.

essentially, what i'm saying is: wake me when a well-lit, jules jordan directed scarlett johansson sextape is released. word.

I agree eddie. Pam's and Paris's were pretty strokeworthy, imo. The Kim K. tape was a disgrace. My only hope is that all the D and Z-list celebs with their sex tapes are ultimately leading to as you say, "a well-lit, jules jordan directed scarlett johansson sextape".

i'm pretty certain i'll hook up with scarlett when i'm in la.

i wish you the best of luck, sir

Okay, Eddie, I have a confession to make. I'm responsible. yeah, me. You see, a couple of years ago, me and some of my buds were sitting around, , and . Just shooting the shit, Y'Know? And somebody (I think it was ugly Bob) started talking about ways to fuck with the Fanboys at ADT. So I sez "How 'bout a Paris Hilton Porno? She's such a narcissist, she probably tapes herself, anyway.." So a couple of days pass, and so does my hangover, I get on a plane to LA, and talk it over with her "People." Tape comes out, and next thing you know, everybody else's does, too.

So, yeah, it was me. Sorry about that. My bad.

If we set up a fund for XPT donations, do you think we can make this Scar Johannsen sex tape thing happen? I'm willing to pledge 100% of DaBurg and Jamesn's estate if that is what it will take. Even a bake sale of Fatman's downloaded porn is not too much to ask, IMO. Dig deep, people!

If I thought it would possibly happen, I'd give ya a nickle. But it won't so...

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who knew who the fuck kim kardashian was before her tape?

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Her father was Robert Kardashian, one of the Orenthal "Dream Team." In L.A., that's as close to royalty as possible.

scott stapp, kid rock blah blah.. most are boring as hell to be sure. the previews of the new idol sextape ho make her look refreshingly dirty as fuck, but my alltime fave is elle mcphersons sister mimi:


http://www.killmyday.com/default~ShowMedia~i~play~07032006125935-mimi_mcpherson_sex_tape.wmv.htm

she's likin it!

Page 3 girl Michelle Marsh has recently 'fessed up to recording her sex sessions with her boyfriend...no doubt the tape will leak when her career starts to wane.

that one with the chick from survivor was pretty good. she fucked back nice.

what's hilarious is that d-listers try to launch their careers with porn vids, whilst monstar busts his ass to give his porners mainstream exposure. it's a mad, mad, mad world.