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#236263 - 04/12/07 06:22 PM
Take Your Porn Star to Work
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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Young girls have their mothers take them to work so they can have valuable insight about what careers are available to them. Why shouldn't whores have the same benefit. So I propose the first annual XPT "Take Your Porn Star To Work Day." Basically, take the whore of your choice, dress her up in business atire and take them to work. Pornlaw is already taking Veronica to work. Perhaps some plastic surgeon could take Bree Olson to work. So chose your porn star and state what business you would like to see her work in.
Come to think of it, this would make a good reality show, kind of like to simple life with Porn.
I've got dibs on Ceara. Please post a pic in a sexy suit!
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#236266 - 04/12/07 06:43 PM
Re: Take Your Porn Star to Work
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
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Loc: New York
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I think Raoul has dibs on Skurt Lackwood. See if you can get him to keep his shirt on.
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#236269 - 04/12/07 07:00 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
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#236270 - 04/12/07 07:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
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Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#236271 - 04/12/07 07:23 PM
Re: Take Your Porn Star to Work
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Not unless Bish's legal name is J.D. Byrider. Who'd have thunk it?
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#236273 - 04/14/07 10:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I feel this thread discriminates against pornographers. But if you guys want bored, whining chicks sitting around your workplace, so be it!
If your employer has standard drug testing, please give ____________________ (insert virtually any porn star name here) a call and take her along.
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I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#236274 - 04/14/07 12:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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If your employer has standard drug testing, please give ____________________ (insert virtually any porn star name here) a call and take her along.
Maybe than they'll realize how hard it is to get a REAL job after they get done fucking for money. You can take all the "cleaners" in the world, there are some tests, like hair, that won't budge to any old GNC drug-away products.
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#236275 - 04/14/07 01:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I predict a rush on Belladonna hairstyles over the coming years.
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#236276 - 04/14/07 01:25 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
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That won't do it either (though it'd be funny as shit.) The hair tests go for the folicles.
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#236278 - 04/16/07 09:37 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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Not to toot my own horn, but this has reality TV gold written all over it. Kelly Wells in a Mosque would be my placement as executive producer.
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#236279 - 04/16/07 11:20 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
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Pornlaw is already taking Veronica to work.
Not just Veronica, I get to take a lot of pornstars to work. I've actually had other guys in my building waiting outside my office for girls to come out. It's kinda freaky and stalkerish but they're safe. I have a 350 lb 6'5" paralegal that takes care of any safety issues.
I love this idea by the way. This would be great reality TV if Paris and Nicole hadnt already ruined the idea.
Michael
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#236281 - 04/19/07 04:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#236282 - 04/19/07 04:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Isn't it fun to watch people struggle before they pass out?
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