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The hell of it is, I'm so sick of everyone telling Holly how goddamn adorable she is. And as much as I despise myself for adding one more redundant voice to this never-ending chorus of admiration... I look at pics like this, and I just can't deny the obvious.
Holly, you're sweetly demure, angelic, and radiantly beautiful. And those few flaws that would tarnish your otherwise irreproachable character, you concede with self-effacing yet noble humility.
Part of me reeeally hopes you're a raging, self-absorbed bitch in person... 'cuz knowing women like you exist is a hard pill to swallow when comparing you to the norm.
Curse you Holly fuckin' Randall!
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