The American Idol producers thanked Holly for her time, but pointed out that just fellating the mic wasn't hardcore enough for Fox.



Hands up anyone who thought the sun shone out of Holly's ass?



"No Holly, a special little boy named Burg gave me strict instructions on your Christmas present this year."



Holly's first foray into Alt Porn was unsuccessful.



Vegas bell hops are notoriously informal.



When your chihuahua is having sex with you, a photographer's back makes the perfect perch.



When the growth on Brooke's labia began to resemble Holly, she finally contacted a dermatologist.



The crowds pushed at the velvet rope, desperate to get in to Luke's party.



Holly suddenly discovers that licking pussy through nylon is not as hot as she thought.



The Realistic Holly Randall Strap-On was a huge success.