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#236115 - 04/12/07 02:42 PM
Camera of Death Vs Evil Angel Party
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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With so many pictures over recent days, I admit to feeling somewhat weakened and unable to view Luke's photos, let alone caption any of them.
But I have a duty to perform on behalf of the board and my petty needs and problems come second. Cover me!
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Ironically, the event wasn't a sausage-fest.
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Nice to see Kylie Minogue in attendance. She's not looking so good these days.
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Rebecca again. Still foxy.
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Ever been totally unprepared to appear on Luke's site?
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Personally, I don't think mothers should be taking their daughters to events like this one.
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Pelvic tats. WHY? WHY? WHY?
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Good to see Morticia Adams out and about.
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It's a fine line between "fashionably baggy" and "a taller man's trousers"
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Who is this vision and why doesn't she have a Vivid contract yet?
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With Imus in trouble over the nappy hair thing, this dude decides to mock the Asians instead.
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Ah, random sluts. Welcome.
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It comes to something when you go to a party and someone steals your right thumb. What is LA coming to?
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Inside this man's head is one thought: "This photo is going on Lukeisback and my mom will see it"
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"When shall we three meet again in thunder, lightning or in rain?"
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I sense tension between these two. It is my gift.
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"Ma name's Sally Ray Billy Bob Buttface, and these here is ma daughters"
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I.....what....is that really a woma..... 
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I had to run two of these. I call it a libido colonic.
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Mia knew who was taking this pic, hence the "lovely to see you, Luke!" expression!
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Rack attack!
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oooh. Slutty.
Naturally, you can find all of these and more at the home of their creator
Luke Ford.
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#236118 - 04/12/07 03:19 PM
Re: Camera of Death Vs Evil Angel Party
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i agree. mia looked fantastic.
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#236119 - 04/12/07 03:22 PM
Re: Camera of Death Vs Evil Angel Party
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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She's the only girl in all the pics Luke took who could actually have the word 'classy' applied to her outfit.
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#236121 - 04/12/07 03:38 PM
Re: Camera of Death Vs Evil Angel Party
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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The chick with Tricia D. looks good. Pretty face, (relatively) stylish blouse and what appears to be jeans. Can't really go wrong with that look. And if she's wearing some nice heels, even better.
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#236124 - 04/12/07 04:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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#236129 - 04/12/07 05:10 PM
Re: Camera of Death Vs Evil Angel Party
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#236131 - 04/12/07 05:27 PM
Re: Camera of Death Vs Evil Angel Party
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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lol, you really need to get your facts straight. That Kayla Paige. Does this look like a shemale to you?
I can see her big purple dick right there!
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#236132 - 04/12/07 05:33 PM
Re: Camera of Death Vs Evil Angel Party
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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No Evil Angel event would be complete without the she/males. That dude in the center has a larger adams-apple than I do. 
lol, you really need to get your facts straight. That Kayla Paige. Does this look like a shemale to you?
No, she looks like Lion-O from the Thundercats.
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#236134 - 04/12/07 11:39 PM
Re: Camera of Death... I've been all wrong
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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Except he keeps whining about not getting laid. On the other hand, you never hear Ponante, Ross or Pipe whining, and Mike South's usually got a smile on his face, so maybe you're right.
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#236135 - 04/12/07 11:42 PM
Re: Camera of Death... I've been all wrong
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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girls should blow/pay Luke to exclude themselves from his coverage
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#236137 - 04/13/07 04:03 AM
Re: Camera of Death... I've been all wrong
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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So I'm reading Lukes blog and come upon this...
How much do girls lay out a month for a publicist such as Monstar or Jason Sechrest? $500? What would help a girl’s career more? Blowing a columnist or paying Monstar $500?
I think he's on to something...
Monstar's girls scooped all the podium positions at the 'Hottest Girl In Porn' thing...so much for the power of the porn 'columnists' aka bloggers.
The simple fact is that having a PR (like M*) means you get promoted in various locations (i.e., not just on one blog site) plus you get dedicated and favorable promotion too.
Also, I think you'll find that if you check with Stormy, Monstar averages out at way over $500 a month once you factor in all the food he will pilfer from your refrigerator. 
Who does Jason Sechrest represent, by the way?
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#236138 - 04/13/07 07:23 AM
Re: Camera of Death... I've been all wrong
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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So I'm reading Lukes blog and come upon this...
How much do girls lay out a month for a publicist such as Monstar or Jason Sechrest? $500? What would help a girl’s career more? Blowing a columnist or paying Monstar $500?
I think he's on to something...
Monstar's girls scooped all the podium positions at the 'Hottest Girl In Porn' thing...so much for the power of the porn 'columnists' aka bloggers.
The simple fact is that having a PR (like M*) means you get promoted in various locations (i.e., not just on one blog site) plus you get dedicated and favorable promotion too.
Also, I think you'll find that if you check with Stormy, Monstar averages out at way over $500 a month once you factor in all the food he will pilfer from your refrigerator.
luke is pissed because rebeca inares (sp) blew him off. you can hear the hurt in his voice on the video. (at the 3:58 mark)
i wrote a retort but have actually been too busy working for my girls to dilly dally with ol'luke.
if i have time i'll drop him a note later today, but
#1: Star factory collects significantly more than 500 bux a head.
#2: don't ever lump me in with jason.
#3: i have a bad habit of drinking all of stormy's diet cokes with splenda from her fridge so regular diet cokes are bought for me. and poptarts are used to distract me from the real food. oddly enough even though i know this, it still works.
i was suppose to go to this gig, but i was having dinner with a little canadian. 
priorities, priorities....
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#236139 - 04/13/07 08:23 AM
Re: Camera of Death... I've been all wrong
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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i have a bad habit of drinking all of stormy's diet cokes with splenda from her fridge
That's like cutting your O'Doul's with Everclear.
Besides, Kevin Blatt says he's the greatest PR honk in porn. 
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#236141 - 04/13/07 09:33 AM
Re: Camera of Death Vs Evil Angel Party
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#236142 - 04/13/07 10:14 AM
Re: Camera of Death... I've been all wrong
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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#236144 - 04/13/07 06:56 PM
Re: Camera of Death... I've been all wrong
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
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Hey Monstar, are you and Luke friends? Or did you two have a falling out?
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#236145 - 04/13/07 07:09 PM
Re: Camera of Death... I've been all wrong
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Hey Monstar, are you and Luke friends? Or did you two have a falling out?
...? no falling out. we're all good. as a matter of fact he's coming over in a bit. we're gunna watch silkwood.
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#236149 - 04/14/07 03:44 PM
Re: Camera of Death Vs Evil Angel Party
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I had to fuck with the attached.
From a certain angle, this looks like Teena/Tina Fine?
Jake Malone in drag? 
Was Victoria Sinn going to referee any fights that broke out between whores, producers & non-porn guests?
Is the whore on the right Kami Andrews in 10 years? Luke's camera may have the makings of death, but who knew it could travel in time, too?
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#236150 - 04/14/07 03:56 PM
Re: Camera of Death... I've been all wrong
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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So I'm reading Lukes blog and come upon this...
How much do girls lay out a month for a publicist such as Monstar or Jason Sechrest? $500? What would help a girl’s career more? Blowing a columnist or paying Monstar $500?
I think he's on to something...
Perhaps we'll find out when a story on Courtney Cummz or Taryn Thomas runs, that will be his experimental trial. If it works, he'll probably blackmail them by undercutting Monstar by 40%, or threat that they actually sucked porn's favorite Jewboy off.
EDIT: As I write this, a Valtrex commercial is airing. What were the chances that I'd be typing on a porn forum?
Edited by jack_schitt (04/14/07 03:57 PM)
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#236151 - 04/14/07 03:59 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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#236153 - 04/15/07 01:12 AM
Re: Camera of Death... I've been all wrong
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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and braid each others' hair?
you might know more about braiding a man's hair, but i was under the assumption that hair as short as mine was unbraidable. got any secrets from county you wish to disclose?
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Perhaps we'll find out when a story on Courtney Cummz or Taryn Thomas runs, that will be his experimental trial. If it works, he'll probably blackmail them by undercutting Monstar by 40%, or threat that they actually sucked porn's favorite Jewboy off.
easy now. FWIW good luke interviewed the iconic stormy d. it went very well by my estimation.
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Besides, Kevin Blatt says he's the greatest PR honk in porn.
people can say whatever they want, but it doesn't exactly make it true.
i've noticed a publicist or two have more interest in promoting themselves over their clients. which i find as a slap in the face of those that give them loot. my priority is that of those who make sure i have food to eat and dvds to watch. werd.
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#236154 - 04/15/07 02:22 AM
Re: Camera of Death... I've been all wrong
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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easy now. FWIW good luke interviewed the iconic stormy d. it went very well by my estimation.
That's the first time Ive ever heard Luke's voice...he sounds kind of .
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#236155 - 04/15/07 09:16 AM
Re: Camera of Death... I've been all wrong
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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i've noticed a publicist or two have more interest in promoting themselves over their clients. which i find as a slap in the face of those that give them loot. my priority is that of those who make sure i have food to eat and dvds to watch. werd.
Ahh, someone who understands customer service when his life depends on it.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#236156 - 04/15/07 09:20 AM
Re: Camera of Death... I've been all wrong
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Ahh, someone who understands customer service when his life depends on it.
stormy's fridge doesn't have everything i eat. an injun would like to enjoy some eggos one in a while.
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