I don't really know where to go with this. But since XPT is the most insensitive place around, it's important that there be a thread titled so.

Maybe start with Aaliyah and her friend. This picture is just amazing. How can you be twenty years old or so, and have stretch marks on your legs!!! And is that a lion I see pouncing on nothing? Or is that a fat monkey with it's body hair shaved?