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#235996 - 04/12/07 11:35 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/18/06
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let it all hang out....
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#235998 - 04/12/07 03:24 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/29/07
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I agree with Savannah and Bridgette Kerkove 100%. Misty May is my number one girl to ruin every scene she's in. It's hard for me to even think about sex when I have to hear her screaming like a retarded monkey. How can someone that beautiful act so fucking stupid??? I'm on the fence when it comes to Kelly Welles, mostly for the same reasons I hate Misty May.
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#235999 - 04/12/07 03:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I like watching her fuck, but I have to kill the sound on any of Hillary Scott's scenes. The chicks who make porn unwatchable for me do so because of the demented noises they make. If I'm watching a porn flick, it'll be with zero volume.
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#236001 - 04/12/07 06:03 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
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Loc: New York
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Sharon Mitchel and for a period in the 80's she was in every fucking movie!
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#236002 - 04/12/07 06:53 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/26/07
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Taylor Rain -- annoyingly dumb
I've heard that's all just an act and that she's really very smart...a member of Mensa in fact. 
OTOH, I really don't care about her intelligence as long as she continues to do things like this....
 
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#236004 - 04/13/07 06:45 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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i liked her in some anabolic porn bts where she is talking about getting coke blown up her ass with a straw and being mad that teagan prestley was now getting coke blown up her ass by her ex bf. funny story
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#236005 - 04/13/07 02:50 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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That would make her ass numb, that's for sure. But it would probably speed up the blowing-out process.
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#236006 - 04/13/07 02:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I'd happily jerk off to one of TMFR's scenes on the proviso that she was being utterly degraded and fucked like a Raggedy Ann doll in a rottweiler's mouth. Only then could I achieve any semblance of tumescence. 
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#236008 - 04/13/07 06:39 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
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99% of the Asian women in American porn
Stephanie Swift
Chasey Lain
Jenna Tranny Jameson
Tera Pumpkin Face Patrick
Shy Love (few people in porn are as ugly as she is)
...for starters
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#236009 - 04/13/07 09:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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With enough concentration, I could jerk off to any of the afore-named, but Savannah would take the most effort as she was a zombie. A beautiful, slow moving, non-expressive zombie...
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#236010 - 04/13/07 09:17 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/18/07
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#236014 - 04/14/07 07:10 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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My list: Aria Giovanni,Tera Patrick, Belladonna, and I also don't like Euro girls who can't speak much or any English. Dirty talk is a major factor for me, and if they don't speak any English then I press the skip button.
I'm shocked, I tell you...but I guess one man's (incredibly fine) wine is another man's poison. Having said that, I also really liked pre-implant Tera Patrick as well. Would you say your inability and/or unwillingness to jerk over Ms. Giovanni can be directly related to the fact that she hasn't really done any movies that could be considered 'Stroke Worthy'?
Belladonna has never done anything for me, but some guys worship her. My non-jerk list would include anyone with a really bad boob job. 
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#236015 - 04/14/07 07:43 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
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Raylene-Always thought she was as hot as holy hell, but her pussy kinda looked kinda weird.
Mila-Aside from the obvious reasons, she had a really annoying voice(if I'm thinking of the right person, got rid of the tape long ago)
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#236017 - 04/14/07 12:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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YES! Thank you. I almost forgot about eurowhores. Sure they're gorgeous, but anyone who just lies there and doesn't make a sound except for the occasional ooh and aah is not strokeworthy in my books. Sure there are the exceptions, but for the most part I stay away from European porn. Also, the guys seem even gayer than our domestic cockslingers.
I can't stand alot of the whores anymore, and even though I bust on her, this whore plays alot of good roles on the net. The contrast between her dirty talk on film & the boisterous character that CrunkTastic Daddy-O interviewed for his podcast, this bitch is worthy of spanking 'til it's raw.
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#236018 - 04/14/07 10:35 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/26/07
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Taylor Rain -- annoyingly dumb
I've heard that's all just an act and that she's really very smart
Dude, she actually told people that she was studying to be a stewardess, but that 9/11 freaked her out so she decided to go into porn instead. 
And your point is...what, exactly? 
That she's not smart? I know that. That's the way that I like 'em.
Dude, if she were smart, she wouldn't be doing porn films. She would be making mega bucks doing things like performing brain surgery and such.
OTOH, porn enables her to make big bucks doing the only thing that she's good at.
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#236019 - 04/14/07 11:01 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Then why did you say "I've heard that's all just an act and that she's really very smart?"
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#236020 - 04/14/07 11:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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And your point is...what, exactly?
That she's not smart? I know that. That's the way that I like 'em.
there is a little something to that...one of my "go to girls" is unlikely able to spell "box of rocks"
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#236021 - 04/14/07 11:08 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
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porn bitch i've never been able to jerk off to?
here. raoul 'i post pictures as answers' dook
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#236023 - 04/14/07 11:16 PM
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Demon Spawn
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#236025 - 04/14/07 11:18 PM
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Demon Spawn
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Hey, papercut, How's it hangin'? Love that avatar. I guess you do too, since it's the closest you're ever gonna get to a bit o'titty.
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#236028 - 04/14/07 11:28 PM
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Demon Spawn
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#236029 - 04/15/07 12:10 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/26/07
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Then why did you say "I've heard that's all just an act and that she's really very smart?"
I don't think that I am the dumbass.
Go back to my original post. See where I go on to say "...a member of Mensa in fact." Then, Google the word "Mensa."
The very fact that I mentioned the word "Mensa" within a hundred miles of the name "Taylor Rain" is proof that I was not being serious in that post.
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#236030 - 04/15/07 12:11 AM
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#236032 - 04/15/07 12:24 AM
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#236033 - 04/15/07 12:33 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/26/07
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Sorry. I can't do as you request. Unlike you, I'm not  .
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#236034 - 04/15/07 12:35 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Now that's the first intelligent thing you've said all day. Click the flashing envelope next to "Main Index"
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#236036 - 04/15/07 05:02 AM
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Demon Spawn
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I've tried, but he just won't put out. 
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#236037 - 04/15/07 10:05 AM
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Porn Icon
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Saturday night's alright for fighting...
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#236039 - 04/17/07 01:30 AM
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Whoremaster
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I'm probably in the minority here, but I just gotta say it....
Flower Tucci.
She's never done anything for me.
I'll second that...
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that spammed the board with tranny pics. nice try Nacho. 
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