The Radisson Suites on Beach blvd in Buena Park, near Knott's (dingle)Berry Farm and within Spitting Distance of Disneyland and the Anaheim Convention Center, is currently serving as the "bullpen" for many of Northern Orange Couny's Independent Escorts to go and hang out in the Bar while waiting for their next appointment or outcall (or even set up a little "in-call" service by renting one of the Radisson's decent rooms for a couple nights at a time and having the horny customers come to them.)

Anyway, that's where I went last night when I couldnt sleep staying at the boring white bread place i was at just down the street. Several interesting Conversations transpired, and one hillarious yet also tragic spectacle ensued:

(1) A fairly hott and articulate Hispanic chick named "Rosie", a single mom of 2 at age 25 (so she claimed) told me she had a "John" over at one of the Disneyland Hotels last week who called her over for a "quickie" session. He was VERY nervous and somewhat frantic, Rosie said, calling her 4 or 5 times between the time he initially called her Voice Mail (around 6 pm) and when she actually got to his room (6:45 pm)...he kept asking her "Are you almost here yet??" on the phone and was making her very nervous in the process. When she got to his room he found out why....He had her strip and lie on the bed, while he went over to his balcony and called down to the pool area...to his WIFE and two kids (aged 10 and 7)!!!! he said, "Yeah Honey, I took some Pepto Bismol but I still feel like shit...better keep the kids away from me for the rest of the night in case this is contagious. The bastard apparently FAKED being sick and sent his (obviously simple and dumb) wife out with the kids while he FRANTICALLY ordered in a HOOKER! Rosie was too shocked to say anything, and the guy came in less than 5 minutes. All together she was there for 20 minutes and made 400 bucks. But that is close to being the scummiest dude I ever heard of!

(2) Rosie told me another story about doing a Double with another girl who was so tweaked out of her mind she knocked herself out fucking the customer with too much GUSTO (she was on top) by hitting her head on the bed's headboard. The "John" Freaked, and demanded that both chicks leave immediately ("Keep the money, just get her and yourself the fuck out of my room NOW!" he yelled at Rosie and the unconscious whore. Rosie left the girl in the Lobby once she came back to consciousness and Rosie was fairly certain her injuries were merely serious at worst, and not life threatening.

(3) I saw a whore light her hair on fire in the windy parking lot....

Burg, still in town?

That gentleman, and I use the term loosely, hasn't learned the difference between a good meal and fast food. When I spend good money on an escort I want to take my time and enjoy myself and let her enjoy herself. I don't want any distractions, like work or anything else disturbing me. I bring wine, presents, and prepare to set the mood. Plan on spending a few hours or an overnight.

Escorts, particularly porn star escorts, are a luxury, kind of like taking a fine car or thoroughbred out for a ride. Enjoy the experience and don't rush it.

Its narcissistic to start with to bang whores when you have a family or significant other. Its unnecessarily disrespectful to do it while family is around.