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#235786 - 04/10/07 09:19 PM Larry Birkhead: Daddy
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NASSAU, Bahamas - DNA tests prove it: Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's million-dollar baby.


"I told you so!" the late Playboy Playmate's former boyfriend said Tuesday upon emerging from a closed court hearing. He added: "My baby's going to be coming home pretty soon."


Birkhead, a 34-year-old California photographer, then hugged his rival, Howard K. Stern, who has been caring for baby Dannielynn since Smith's sudden death in February.


The hearing was a pivotal moment in the battle over who gets custody of the girl, who could inherit a fortune from the estate of Smith's late husband, J. Howard Marshall II. Although Birkhead is the father, Stern's name is on the birth certificate. Another custody hearing was scheduled for Friday.




http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070411/ap_en_tv/anna_nicole_smith

Way to go, Cato Jr.

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#235787 - 04/10/07 09:26 PM Re: Larry Birkhead: Daddy
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Registered: 02/11/07
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"Congratulations Larry Birkhead, You are the father of Anna Nicole's baby. What are you going to do now?"

"I'm going to Disney World."
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#235788 - 04/10/07 09:42 PM Re: Larry Birkhead: Daddy
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Is it insensitive for me to want everyone involved in this Anna Nicole Smith spectacle to die a fiery death with coke head sheister Howard K Stern being first?
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#235789 - 04/10/07 11:27 PM Re: Larry Birkhead: Daddy
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#235790 - 04/11/07 12:11 AM Re: Larry Birkhead: Daddy
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Is it insensitive for me to want everyone involved in this Anna Nicole Smith spectacle to die a fiery death with coke head sheister Howard K Stern being first?




No, it isn't insensitive, and all I ask is that there is a fair lottery system to select the executioner to all of this human detritus.

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#235791 - 04/11/07 01:57 AM Re: Larry Birkhead: Daddy
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I was soooo hoping the daddy would be Zsa Zsa's hubby Count Von Whateverthefuckitis.
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#235792 - 04/11/07 05:37 AM Re: Larry Birkhead: Daddy
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Registered: 01/19/07
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NASSAU, Bahamas - DNA tests prove it: Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's million-dollar baby.


"I told you so!" the late Playboy Playmate's former boyfriend said Tuesday upon emerging from a closed court hearing. He added: "My baby's going to be coming home pretty soon."


Birkhead, a 34-year-old California photographer, then hugged his rival, Howard K. Stern, who has been caring for baby Dannielynn since Smith's sudden death in February.


The hearing was a pivotal moment in the battle over who gets custody of the girl, who could inherit a fortune from the estate of Smith's late husband, J. Howard Marshall II. Although Birkhead is the father, Stern's name is on the birth certificate. Another custody hearing was scheduled for Friday.




http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070411/ap_en_tv/anna_nicole_smith

Way to go, Cato Jr.





That child "could" be worth $470 Million dollars. Larry Birkhead, come on down...........Cha ching.
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#235793 - 04/11/07 07:20 AM Re: Larry Birkhead: Daddy
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Registered: 04/07/07
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So Larry is the father. Big fuckin deal. He only had to stand in a bukakke line behind that drugged up fuckwad, aim his cum at just the right angle so it could swim upstream past the sperm of his competitors, and sit back and ring in his ticket in the baby lottery.
How will daddy Larry explain that his mother was a whore. That more men came out of the woodwork claiming relations with mommy than line up at the Salvation Army at Thanksgiving.
Some people, even in death, should be disrespected and ridiculed. It's just the way the universe is.

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#235794 - 04/11/07 11:51 AM Re: Larry Birkhead: Daddy
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Registered: 02/11/07
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