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Holly, I have emailed you several pics of me and my gallant erection as per your request.




How many years has Burg been loning to say that?





Yes, I could die a Happy cripple if this ever happened. I remember one time a long time ago Holly told me she actually had a dream about me, but I think it involved me running over Luke Ford with my all terrain wheelchair then buying Holly a heineken ( a no no these days), then both of us peeing on his camera...is that how the dream went Holly?

Sorry Grant Ol' boy, dont mean to "Cock block" your thread here with my fixation on holly, but at least it is a healthy fixation tempered with the rea;lization i have more of a chance scoring with Holly's Mum than with Holly. Unless I get cosmetic surgery on my wheelchair, perhaps some sexy wheel Mudflaps might win holly's heart instead of relying on my keen intellect, wit and gourmet cooking ability. None of that means shit, Holly gets that ALL the time with EVERY guy she dates. But sexy mudflaps, now there's a winning ticket....

Holly Randall for Porn CZARINA....
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