No, I am the only freakishly steroided up caricature of a human in the family. Well ... me and the family pit bull.

My brother is built more like a stream-lined athlete and I envy him for that. Chics won't leave him alone no matter where we go.

But I still have the bigger pop shots. My one redeeming quality.
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"A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him." -Mae West