Holly, how much would you charge me for a day if I flew you up here and simply had you follow me around all day and snap my picture?? No nude of course, although I second whoever said that with Holly in the room, who the hell needs a fluffer?

And now we definitely need a couple of Holly's feet photos, preferably standing in the fertile soil of her Greenbean garden. :bananahohohogreengiant:


Holly, do you ever feel guilty with all the love and affection you receive at this perverted insane asylum, XPT? I cant figure it out myself to be honest, but everytime I see your picture or read your postings, all the vitriol and sarcasm and hate inside my guts dries up and instead I turn into an addled schoolboy with a crush on his 28 year old 3rd grade English Teacher (that would be you, MS Randall). I know I am not alone however, even Jeff Steward (aka Miserable Gag Daddy Bastard who owns the site) digs Holly.

I hate porn right now, dont watch it and have no plans to but <rhetorically> "How much would the Male members of this board pay for a true, bonafide, Holly Randall 4 or 5 scene Gonzo-type DVD starring.....Holly?" I'd start the bidding at low 4 figures....