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#235604 - 04/10/07 01:17 PM XPT Awards - Categories
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Okay, so I've come up with a bunch of categories based on the suggestions in the last thread. I haven't done XPT Poster awards, because, hey, that's exactly what they'd expect me to do. Um....Sorry.

In no particular order then:

Dumbest Whore in Porn
Douchebag of the Year
Worst Lie of the Year
The Ansel Adams Photo of the Year Award (only open to Luke)
Worst Boob Job of the Year
Best Porn Star Escort
Worst Tattoo of the Year
Suitcase Pimp of the Year
Biggest Lie of the Year
Most Shot Out Whore of the Year
Best Meltdown of the Year (male)
Best Meltdown of the Year (female)
Catfight of the Year
Most In Denial Male Porner
Most Pretentious Fuck Flick of the Year
Best Suitcase "Pimprents" of the Year
Worst Dressed Porner of the Year (male)
Worst Dressed Porner of the Year (female)
Ego of the Year
Most Delusional Whore of the Year
Most Disease Riddled Whore of the Year
The Jondra Award for Services to English
Unhung Swordsman of the Year
Most Likely to be Incarcerated Porner of the Year
Best Fake Disease of the Year
Brokest Ho of the Year
Most Over-rated Whore of the Year
Least MILFish MILF of the Year

Okay. Thoughts people? We've got to get moving on this. There are commissions to commission, backhanders to backhand and Mr Potato Heads to disassemble.
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#235605 - 04/10/07 01:24 PM Re: XPT Awards - Categories
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
The categories look great. Where to we direct our nominations?
One per category, or what? Checks or cash or merchandise or "services"?

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#235606 - 04/10/07 01:28 PM Re: XPT Awards - Categories
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
They are great, but as I said in the Anthony Simone versus Johnny Knox thread, you need "Dumbest post on a Porn Blog" award.
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#235607 - 04/10/07 01:59 PM Re: XPT Awards - Categories
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
This is only an initial list of categories. To make the awards more 'genuine' or relevant, ultimately each award will have to have its own fucking thread...which then receives nominations...which some idiot has to collate (where the fuck is Fatman when you need him?!)...then there has to be a poll based on those fucking nominations...

The whole thing is destined to drive me
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#235608 - 04/10/07 02:41 PM Re: XPT Awards - Categories
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Registered: 01/04/07
Posts: 14
worst dressed porner-male should always go to seymore butts

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#235609 - 04/10/07 09:15 PM Re: XPT Awards - Categories
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Best "good reviews for blowjobs" reviewer.
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#235610 - 04/11/07 08:17 AM Re: XPT Awards - Categories
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
As far as groundrules go how many alt I.D.s must be blown to guarentee victory?
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#235611 - 04/11/07 08:26 AM Re: XPT Awards - Categories
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
Quote:

Best "good reviews for blowjobs" reviewer.





"Porn reviewer to the Stars"

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#235612 - 04/11/07 08:36 AM Re: XPT Awards - Categories
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Quote:

Best "good reviews for blowjobs" reviewer.






"Porn reviewer to the Stars"




Is that the face of someone who has ever been blown their entire life?
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#235613 - 04/11/07 12:18 PM Re: XPT Awards - Categories
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
He's wearing an Iron Maiden shirt isn't he? Nothing quite as comical as a balding older man in a rock shirt. No wonder the ladies love him.
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