Okay, so I've come up with a bunch of categories based on the suggestions in the last thread. I haven't done XPT Poster awards, because, hey, that's exactly what they'd expect me to do. Um....Sorry.
In no particular order then:
Dumbest Whore in Porn
Douchebag of the Year
Worst Lie of the Year
The Ansel Adams Photo of the Year Award (only open to Luke)
Worst Boob Job of the Year
Best Porn Star Escort
Worst Tattoo of the Year
Suitcase Pimp of the Year
Biggest Lie of the Year
Most Shot Out Whore of the Year
Best Meltdown of the Year (male)
Best Meltdown of the Year (female)
Catfight of the Year
Most In Denial Male Porner
Most Pretentious Fuck Flick of the Year
Best Suitcase "Pimprents" of the Year
Worst Dressed Porner of the Year (male)
Worst Dressed Porner of the Year (female)
Ego of the Year
Most Delusional Whore of the Year
Most Disease Riddled Whore of the Year
The Jondra Award for Services to English
Unhung Swordsman of the Year
Most Likely to be Incarcerated Porner of the Year
Best Fake Disease of the Year
Brokest Ho of the Year
Most Over-rated Whore of the Year
Least MILFish MILF of the Year
Okay. Thoughts people? We've got to get moving on this. There are commissions to commission, backhanders to backhand and Mr Potato Heads to disassemble.
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