I propose the following trade:
AlexPanzer goes to XPT for Raoul Duke to ADT.

ADT then will place Raoul Duke on Injured Reserve due to his broken heart at having been traded, so neither side will have to hear from him.

XPT can desensitize Alex P. a bit, then trade him back next season. Alex can be frighteningly creepy, but he has been known to be a worthwhile poster.