I'm new here so I'm not sure if you all have already been discussing this, but I saw the Kim Kardashian movie and I thought it was a horrible rip-off. Somehow they turned like 5 minutes of footage into a full-length movie! The same fucking footage over and over again..
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Quote: I'm new here so I'm not sure if you all have already been discussing this, but I saw the Kim Kardashian movie and I thought it was a horrible rip-off. Somehow they turned like 5 minutes of footage into a full-length movie! The same fucking footage over and over again..
I tried timing the footage when reviewing it but the edits were too invasive to make a reasonable guess (but I'd suggest there were more than 5 minutes of material overall). Still, she was a hotty and people not into porn might find it better than the mechanical screwing going on in most porn so I gave it a rental status (someone told me Rog gave it an "A", whatever that means).
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Houstondon
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Quote: she's smokin to be sure, but it's boring as hell.. rentable? barely..
One of the things about DVD Talk is that it is primarily a mainstream website. The initial decision to (mostly) exclude adult material was one made back before the dot.com crash since the mainstream advertisers were pretty uptight about things. Back in 2002, things changed and it started porn reviews, building slowly at first but now totaling ~26,000 reviews, a lot of which are porn related (toys, straight, gay). That's the background...
In reply to the comment though, as a mostly mainstream website, the readers include a LOT of people that aren't really huge porn freaks and slavering fanboys. Many of them aren't going to be interested in Donkey Punch titles, Cum Sucking Whores #219, and the more extreme forms of gonzo. Unlike the multitude of inter-related porn review websites that link to one another via one method or another, it has people that might be interested in titles like the KKSS DVD by virtue of the nature of the website. That's why it rated a "rental status" though a reviewer here would probably rate it as "worm shit" or something like that.
As Vivid's VP of sales said in the forum there, she's not a porn star and he's not a director (to define the two involved with making the original footage), but it had some moments worth your load.
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