or does Skeeter sound an awful lot like Darth?

-Kelly Wells broken jaw story, check.

Why can Belladonna breaks Kelly Wells' jaw? Hospitalize her- and lie to her? If Max and I did that to a girl we'd most definitely be in prison for 20 years. Why does Belladonna get a pat on a back and a bonus for breaking Kelly Wells jaw? It happened. It's not a lie. It was broken. Kelly Wells' jaw was broken, not fractured. It took over $50,000 of surgery to fix. While Belladonna's worthless, over weight, skin-condition husband was trying to convince Kelly Wells- oh, there's nothing wrong. We'll give you $2,000 and you'll be okay. The girl's crying. She demanded to go to the hospital as her jaw hung down. How did they cover this up? I want to know.


-Jules Jordan envy, check.

Roger T. Pipe is so in bed with Jules Jordan. Jules is like 120 pounds and smaller than most transsexuals. Roger T. Pipe will go, oh, oh, the girl's walking around with a butt plug in her butt, they're clearly stealing from Jules Jordan. No they're not. Clearly 38 directors did it before little Jules Jordan did. Little Jules Jordan copied them. Quit saying Pat Myne is copying Jules Jordan. Pat Myne fucked in front of the camera before Jules Jordan did. Little Jules Jordan learned from John Stagliano. That's what's creating Jules Jordan Video. It's going to be bigger than Evil Angel and it will be. Jules Jordan will annihilate Evil Angel. It will because he learned everything, but he's not going to have the ego like poor Johnny.


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One way to tell for sure, dangle a child in front of Darth and see if he can stop himself from masturbating.

i'd like to humbly offer my services to settle this issue of whether or not darth = skeeter :

Hmmmmm... Theres a lot of similarities, particularly the repeated use of the phrase "Little Jules." But I never heard Darth bash Rog Pipe. And stupidity is a common ailment. So, although you've got the beginnings of something,councellor,I think further evidence is in order before you can present this case to the Grand Jury.

skeeter HATES me to the point of being convinced i was affiliated with a faction related to his divorce interested in ruining his name.

darth showed up with a hatred for me.

the thing that doesn't work is darth=from arizona.

darth mentioned to me once how much he dug both max and jim powers, in addition to skeeter, referring to the three of them as the "porn axis of evil." that sounds kind of skeeter-ish; he's always coining phrases like that. not to mention skeeter's known admiration of and affiliation with jim powers... :

Hmmmm...Hatred of James. Love of Max and Jim. The plot thickens...