Select quotes from some old Luke coverage of the Lanes:
Quote:

I ask Mike what he thinks of the way the industry exploits his daughter. He says, "It's awesome."



Quote:

Mom: "We need to find some old Traci Lords movies."




Mikhail and Raisa Lane:

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"If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan