so like a fucking DUMBASS i print out the recipe from the thread and LEAVE IT OUT ON THE COUNTER and the husband comes home from work and THERE IT IS and it says 'gigi' and 'xxxporntalk' on it and i was THIS FUCKEN CLOSE to him seeing it and busting me for being an official xpt fucking WHOREMASTER with 2600 POSTS to my fake name but thankfully i was able to oh so stealthily snag the paper and take it to the shredder and shred it but the paper had fucking COOL WHIP all over it and now my shredder has fucking dairy topping in the blades and good fucking god i am such a fucking RETARD

oh, it's my anniversary tomorrow, eleven years