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#234973 - 04/08/07 02:26 PM
really good goddamn cake
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i recently discovered a Fantastic recipe for Raspberry Lemonade Party Cake... what else to do besides post it for my fellow pervs at xpt? keep that pimp hand strong by telling your wife/girlfriend/hooker to make it for you or ELSE  ! oh, and Happy Easter   1c. very hot water 1 box (4 serving size) raspberry-flavored jello mix 1 box white cake mix 1/2 c. frozen lemonade concentrate (thawed) 1/4 c. water 1/3 c. vegetable oil 4 egg whites 1 container (12 0z) whipped vanilla frosting 1 c. cool whip (thawed) heat oven to 350...spray bottom only of 13 x 9-inch pan with baking spray w/flour. in small bowl, mix hot water and gelatin until completely dissolved. in large bowl, beat cake mix, 1/4 c. of the jello/water mix, 1/4 c. of the lemonade concentrate, the water, oil, and egg whites with an electric mixer on low speed 30 seconds, then beat on medium speed for two minutes. pour into prepared cake pan. reserve remaining lemonade concentrate and jello mixture. bake 30-35 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. poke hot cake every inch with fork tines. add remaining 1/4 c. lemonade concentrate to the jello mixture; pour this mixture slowly over cake. cool completely, about one hour. in medium bowl, fold together frosting and cool whip. frost cake. store in refrigerator. yum. 
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#234974 - 04/08/07 02:28 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Thanks GG! I would suggest serving the Raspberry Lemonade Party Cake, at a Lemon Party! www.LemonParty.org
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#234977 - 04/08/07 03:32 PM
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#234979 - 04/08/07 03:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I see no mention whatsoever of Hillary's special yeast, so I can't see Jamesn wanting to bake this baby.
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#234981 - 06/27/08 01:32 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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bump because i'm making this tonight and i had to print up the recipe from this thread,as i've apparently lost the original. thank god for xxxporntalk or my family would be shit outta luck on dessert tonight!
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#234983 - 06/27/08 03:13 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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i have shifted my focus from really good coke to really good cake. good for my soul, bad for my inner thighs.
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#234985 - 06/27/08 03:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Jeeezus H Xmas This whole thread makes me want to  FYI - The women in my family no longer cook, if I am in the same time zone.
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#234988 - 06/27/08 06:46 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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so like a fucking DUMBASS i print out the recipe from the thread and LEAVE IT OUT ON THE COUNTER and the husband comes home from work and THERE IT IS and it says 'gigi' and 'xxxporntalk' on it and i was THIS FUCKEN CLOSE to him seeing it and busting me for being an official xpt fucking WHOREMASTER with 2600 POSTS to my fake name but thankfully i was able to oh so stealthily snag the paper and take it to the shredder and shred it but the paper had fucking COOL WHIP all over it and now my shredder has fucking dairy topping in the blades and good fucking god i am such a fucking RETARD oh, it's my anniversary tomorrow, eleven years  
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#234990 - 06/27/08 06:48 PM
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#234991 - 06/27/08 08:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
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It would be like Lucy Ball married to a gay, white Desi Arnez. Instead of the catch phrase being "WAAAAAHHHH!" it would be "QUAAAAHHH!"  P.S.-for the recipe, why would Cool Whip have to be thawed?
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#234993 - 06/27/08 10:05 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Eleven years - Congrats. I'd say get your behind in there and boot that snooty cock whore Sandra Lee off her cooking show. Ever visualized running that show Gigi? Something tells me it's crossed your mind. If you can handle 2600 posts and juggle all these great recipes, she's got nothing on you. 
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#234994 - 06/28/08 03:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I thought Cool Whip was Non-dairy???????  [knee slap] Then there was the time I put a 5-1/4" disc in my 3-1/2" Drive, yukkity yuk yuk [/knee slap]
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#234996 - 06/28/08 01:15 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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oh, he knows all about xpt, even used to read it with me. just has no idea i post here. he certainly knows what a 'bukkake' is. actually he slept in a shirt that said "i'm here for the gang bang" last night.
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#234998 - 06/28/08 01:36 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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no, silly
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#235000 - 06/28/08 03:49 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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it would be like 'the pina colada song'... ha.
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#235001 - 06/28/08 03:51 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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"if you like watching bukkakes... and taking cock in the ass" (in a singsong voice)
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#235002 - 06/28/08 07:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Off to Wikipedia: "Cool Whip is made of water, corn syrup and high fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated coconut and palm kernel oil (CPKO), sodium caseinate, vanilla extract, xanthan and guar gums, polysorbate 60 (glycosperse), and beta carotene." 
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#235003 - 06/28/08 07:22 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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i believe the sodium caseinate is derived from milk. i'm actually not sure if they consider it dairy or non-dairy, but my littlest has a super-severe milk allergy so i know that cool whip is off limits to him (because of that milk protein in it) which makes it a dairy product as far as my uses of it go.
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#235006 - 06/28/08 08:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
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This will be in the pilot of "That's Our Gigi."
Get me HBO on the phone!
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#235007 - 06/28/08 10:05 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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I had to google Shauna Sand.....  Guess I shouldn't have let my subscription to Playboy expire. Now I understand why the other bitches hated you.
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#235009 - 06/29/08 10:11 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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^^i know, right? a picture of shauna without those shoes is worthless. long live lucite stripper heels!
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#235011 - 06/29/08 02:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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According to Wiki, she weighs 98 lbs/44kgs at 5 ft 4. Two questions: 1. Is that before or after the botox treatment of her lips? 2. Eating disorder or  / ?
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