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#234973 - 04/08/07 02:26 PM really good goddamn cake
Gigi Offline
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i recently discovered a Fantastic recipe for Raspberry Lemonade Party Cake... what else to do besides post it for my fellow pervs at xpt? keep that pimp hand strong by telling your wife/girlfriend/hooker to make it for you or ELSE ! oh, and Happy Easter

1c. very hot water
1 box (4 serving size) raspberry-flavored jello mix
1 box white cake mix
1/2 c. frozen lemonade concentrate (thawed)
1/4 c. water
1/3 c. vegetable oil
4 egg whites
1 container (12 0z) whipped vanilla frosting
1 c. cool whip (thawed)

heat oven to 350...spray bottom only of 13 x 9-inch pan with baking spray w/flour. in small bowl, mix hot water and gelatin until completely dissolved.

in large bowl, beat cake mix, 1/4 c. of the jello/water mix, 1/4 c. of the lemonade concentrate, the water, oil, and egg whites with an electric mixer on low speed 30 seconds, then beat on medium speed for two minutes. pour into prepared cake pan. reserve remaining lemonade concentrate and jello mixture.

bake 30-35 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. poke hot cake every inch with fork tines. add remaining 1/4 c. lemonade concentrate to the jello mixture; pour this mixture slowly over cake. cool completely, about one hour.

in medium bowl, fold together frosting and cool whip. frost cake. store in refrigerator. yum.
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#234974 - 04/08/07 02:28 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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Thanks GG! I would suggest serving the Raspberry Lemonade Party Cake, at a Lemon Party!

www.LemonParty.org
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#234975 - 04/08/07 02:30 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
Gigi Offline
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Thanks GG! I would suggest serving the Raspberry Lemonade Party Cake, at a Lemon Party!

www.LemonParty.org


sg, that was just wrong. on so, so many levels. my Raspberry Lemonade Party Cake is now all over my keyboard.
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#234976 - 04/08/07 03:26 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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keep that pimp hand strong by telling your wife/girlfriend/hooker to make it for you or ELSE




That was charming....better be careful, I am sure somewhere someone is preparing an Anal Lab/Bakery for you.
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#234977 - 04/08/07 03:32 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

keep that pimp hand strong by telling your wife/girlfriend/hooker to make it for you or ELSE




That was charming....better be careful, I am sure somewhere someone is preparing an Anal Lab/Bakery for you.


smartass. actually, phlogiston was kind enough to unchain me long enough to bake this cake and post the recipe. kidding. i'm never, ever going to get past the Phlogiston Anal Laboratory incident, am i...
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#234978 - 04/08/07 03:35 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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i'm never, ever going to get past the Phlogiston Anal Laboratory incident, am i...




At least it is pretty obvious you are a girl now...I don't think Trannys are too well known for their baking skills.
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#234979 - 04/08/07 03:52 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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I see no mention whatsoever of Hillary's special yeast, so I can't see Jamesn wanting to bake this baby.
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#234980 - 04/09/07 01:00 AM Re: really good goddamn cake
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Registered: 03/27/07
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Quote:

Thanks GG! I would suggest serving the Raspberry Lemonade Party Cake, at a Lemon Party!

www.LemonParty.org




Grizz!!! I should smite you for that.
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#234981 - 06/27/08 01:32 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
Gigi Offline
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bump because i'm making this tonight and i had to print up the recipe from this thread,as i've apparently lost the original. thank god for xxxporntalk or my family would be shit outta luck on dessert tonight!
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#234982 - 06/27/08 02:54 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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I thought it said really good goddamn coke...
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#234983 - 06/27/08 03:13 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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i have shifted my focus from really good coke to really good cake. good for my soul, bad for my inner thighs.
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#234984 - 06/27/08 03:46 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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The easiest solution for your thighs is to be on top more often.
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#234985 - 06/27/08 03:51 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Jeeezus H Xmas


This whole thread makes me want to

FYI - The women in my family no longer cook, if I am in the same time zone.
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#234986 - 06/27/08 04:45 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

The easiest solution for your thighs is to be on top more often.


i've been biking an hour a day and my clit is completely numb. i'm afraid.
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#234987 - 06/27/08 04:50 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

The easiest solution for your thighs is to be on top more often.




That would entail having sex with her hubby who's into guys. If only she had a penis.
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#234988 - 06/27/08 06:46 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
Gigi Offline
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so like a fucking DUMBASS i print out the recipe from the thread and LEAVE IT OUT ON THE COUNTER and the husband comes home from work and THERE IT IS and it says 'gigi' and 'xxxporntalk' on it and i was THIS FUCKEN CLOSE to him seeing it and busting me for being an official xpt fucking WHOREMASTER with 2600 POSTS to my fake name but thankfully i was able to oh so stealthily snag the paper and take it to the shredder and shred it but the paper had fucking COOL WHIP all over it and now my shredder has fucking dairy topping in the blades and good fucking god i am such a fucking RETARD

oh, it's my anniversary tomorrow, eleven years

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#234989 - 06/27/08 06:48 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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Nappy Anniversary.
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#234990 - 06/27/08 06:48 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

so like a fucking DUMBASS i print out the recipe from the thread and LEAVE IT OUT ON THE COUNTER and the husband comes home from work and THERE IT IS and it says 'gigi' and 'xxxporntalk' on it and i was THIS FUCKEN CLOSE to him seeing it and busting me for being an official xpt fucking WHOREMASTER with 2600 POSTS to my fake name but thankfully i was able to oh so stealthily snag the paper and take it to the shredder and shred it but the paper had fucking COOL WHIP all over it and now my shredder has fucking dairy topping in the blades and good fucking god i am such a fucking RETARD

oh, it's my anniversary tomorrow, eleven years




They really should do a sitcom of your life,bet it would get good ratings
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#234991 - 06/27/08 08:24 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
It would be like Lucy Ball married to a gay, white Desi Arnez.

Instead of the catch phrase being "WAAAAAHHHH!" it would be "QUAAAAHHH!"



P.S.-for the recipe, why would Cool Whip have to be thawed?
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#234992 - 06/27/08 10:04 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
It would be called Real Doctors' Wives of Ohio.
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#234993 - 06/27/08 10:05 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
Eleven years - Congrats.

I'd say get your behind in there and boot that snooty cock whore Sandra Lee off her cooking show. Ever visualized running that show Gigi? Something tells me it's crossed your mind.

If you can handle 2600 posts and juggle all these great recipes, she's got nothing on you.

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#234994 - 06/28/08 03:33 AM Re: really good goddamn cake
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I thought Cool Whip was Non-dairy???????


[knee slap] Then there was the time I put a 5-1/4" disc in my 3-1/2" Drive, yukkity yuk yuk [/knee slap]
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#234995 - 06/28/08 10:41 AM Re: really good goddamn cake
Jigaloo Offline
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Gigi, think of the humour you would have provided us with if he had seen that and started browsing XPT.

"A bukkake is WHAT?"
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#234996 - 06/28/08 01:15 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
oh, he knows all about xpt, even used to read it with me. just has no idea i post here. he certainly knows what a 'bukkake' is. actually he slept in a shirt that said "i'm here for the gang bang" last night.
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#234997 - 06/28/08 01:35 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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Posts: 7863
Did he come home wearing that shirt?
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#234998 - 06/28/08 01:36 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
no, silly

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#234999 - 06/28/08 01:56 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Just making sure. Imagine if he posts here from work and doesn't realize you're his wife?
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#235000 - 06/28/08 03:49 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
it would be like 'the pina colada song'... ha.
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#235001 - 06/28/08 03:51 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
Gigi Offline
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Posts: 3555
"if you like watching bukkakes... and taking cock in the ass" (in a singsong voice)
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#235002 - 06/28/08 07:03 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Off to Wikipedia:

"Cool Whip is made of water, corn syrup and high fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated coconut and palm kernel oil (CPKO), sodium caseinate, vanilla extract, xanthan and guar gums, polysorbate 60 (glycosperse), and beta carotene."

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#235003 - 06/28/08 07:22 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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i believe the sodium caseinate is derived from milk. i'm actually not sure if they consider it dairy or non-dairy, but my littlest has a super-severe milk allergy so i know that cool whip is off limits to him (because of that milk protein in it) which makes it a dairy product as far as my uses of it go.
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#235004 - 06/28/08 07:24 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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Quote:

Eleven years - Congrats.

I'd say get your behind in there and boot that snooty cock whore Sandra Lee off her cooking show. Ever visualized running that show Gigi? Something tells me it's crossed your mind.



no way, i love having no responsibilities other than being at the pool by 11 and cooking when i feel like it
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#235005 - 06/28/08 07:35 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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Quote:

It would be called Real Doctors' Wives of Ohio.


the other doctors' wives hate me because i used to show up at bunco tweaked out of my mind and dressed like shauna sand at a pta meeting. when it was my turn to host, i gave out dildos and lube as prizes. needless to say they don't invite me out anymore
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#235006 - 06/28/08 08:32 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
Gunker Offline
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Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
This will be in the pilot of "That's Our Gigi."

Get me HBO on the phone!

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#235007 - 06/28/08 10:05 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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Loc: SoCal
I had to google Shauna Sand.....

Guess I shouldn't have let my subscription to Playboy expire.
Now I understand why the other bitches hated you.
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#235008 - 06/29/08 09:37 AM Re: really good goddamn cake
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

i believe the sodium caseinate is derived from milk. i'm actually not sure if they consider it dairy or non-dairy, but my littlest has a super-severe milk allergy so i know that cool whip is off limits to him (because of that milk protein in it) which makes it a dairy product as far as my uses of it go.




To hardcore vegans, it's considered dairy, so who knows.

And Bad Habit, how dare you scourge up a pic of the lovely Shauna Sands without her trademark lucite heels she wears to pta meetings and her daughter's ballet recital?
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#235009 - 06/29/08 10:11 AM Re: really good goddamn cake
Gigi Offline
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^^i know, right? a picture of shauna without those shoes is worthless. long live lucite stripper heels!
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#235010 - 06/29/08 01:18 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
Sorry, ladies. I plead ignorance on this one.




Am I forgiven?
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#235011 - 06/29/08 02:57 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
According to Wiki, she weighs 98 lbs/44kgs at 5 ft 4. Two questions:

1. Is that before or after the botox treatment of her lips?
2. Eating disorder or /?
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#235012 - 06/29/08 03:07 PM Re: really good goddamn cake
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Cue Gia claiming Shauna is too fat to weigh 98lbs in 3...2...1...
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