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#234890 - 04/07/07 11:44 AM Jack Lawrence - Hallucinating and Delusional
crispinglover1 Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/14/07 Posts: 63 Loc: Hollywood	AVN story This guy is so crazy that he feels like making up uncorroborated news stories is good advertising for his porn career. How did you not pick up on this WillyD? No matter what fake story you make up about things that never happened, with people who dont exist, you are still a shitty performer that creeps girls out. _________________________ Stay Classy, San Diego!
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#234891 - 04/07/07 12:11 PM Re: Jack Lawrence - Hallucinating and Delusional
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	male whores lie. i'll believe he was a real inner-city cop with an honorable record of discharge when i see it. i want to know what he's infected with that explains a 1" dia. sore on his body, that's the only jack lawrence press-release important for the public to read. whoever wrote that rules simply for using "donnybrook" in a story about a male prostitute bragging about a fake fight on a porn site. no english major ever thinks they'll be writing that word in that context when they're an earnest 21-year old. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#234892 - 04/09/07 11:25 AM Re: Jack Lawrence - Hallucinating and Delusional
GoatBoy Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/30/07 Posts: 86	Glorified mope _________________________ "IN PARTICULAR I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO HELEN NA MY EX-GIRLFRIEND. WHAT I DID WAS WRONG AND WAS UNCONSCIONABLE. IT WAS AN ACT OF A COWARD.I BEG THE COURT FOR MERCY, FOR LENIENCY AT LEAST. THAT'S IT" -Wanker Wang
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#234893 - 04/09/07 11:56 AM Re: Jack Lawrence - Hallucinating and Delusional
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	From the AVN story: "Lawrence summed up the story, "The guy got away, but the police credited me with saving the victim's life. The insurance company called me later on and, on behalf of the victim said, "We'd like to thank you for saving his life." What? The insurance company called and thanked him for saving the guy's life? Again. As Martin Prince said on the The Simpsons: "Highly dubious". I can understand the insurance company calling to say he did some additional damage to the car/policy holder during the fracas so where can we bill you, but calling up to say thank you for saving the policy holder's life? "African-American, please!" _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#234894 - 04/09/07 01:53 PM Re: Jack Lawrence - Hallucinating and Delusional
Pussy is good food AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/19/07 Posts: 465	Quote: From the AVN story: "Lawrence summed up the story, "The guy got away, but the police credited me with saving the victim's life. The insurance company called me later on and, on behalf of the victim said, "We'd like to thank you for saving his life." What? The insurance company called and thanked him for saving the guy's life? Again. As Martin Prince said on the The Simpsons: "Highly dubious". I can understand the insurance company calling to say he did some additional damage to the car/policy holder during the fracas so where can we bill you, but calling up to say thank you for saving the policy holder's life? "African-American, please!" That's some funny shit. No insurance company is going to do that. They have no reason to. They only care about what you did to your car and what injuries you suffered as a direct result of the collison, not what happens to you rolling around on the ground afterward. Hell, once you get out of the vehicle and are ok, they care more about the guy you hit than you......Obviously, Jack didn't run this release by his porn publicist prior to putting it on the street. _________________________ Sharon Mitchell said. "This is a population, you tell them to do something, and they won't do anything."We're not in the real world, we're in the world of porn."
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#234895 - 04/09/07 02:05 PM Re: Jack Lawrence - Hallucinating and Delusional
ChuckSpears AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 11/01/05 Posts: 537 Loc: Holly Randall's garden	Fuck jack lawrence. Who the fuck hires that toolbag? Am I supposed to be a director reading this think, "ok, he can't get wood, but I see here he's a good summaritan. Get his agent on phone NOW! And make sure he brings that cop uniform."
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#234896 - 04/09/07 02:06 PM Re: Jack Lawrence - Hallucinating and Delusional
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Quote: ...with an honorable record of discharge... He's got a record of discharge, it happens every time he hangs out with his good buddy Skurt Lockwood.
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#234897 - 04/09/07 07:05 PM Re: Jack Lawrence - Hallucinating and Delusional
gimmedat ADT regular Registered: 01/04/07 Posts: 14	Reminds me about a tall tale Jack was telling last year about how he had a daughter and then pic her had of her was of a playboy model. He later fessed up and admited he made it all up. I think getting fucked in the ass is making him a bit nuts.
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#234898 - 04/09/07 07:06 PM Re: Jack Lawrence - Hallucinating and Delusional
J.B. Demon Spawn Registered: 02/11/07 Posts: 3080 Loc: cleanup	Look what it's done to Lackwood. _________________________ "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#234899 - 04/10/07 02:49 AM Re: Jack Lawrence - Hallucinating and Delusional
crispinglover1 Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/14/07 Posts: 63 Loc: Hollywood	Quote: Reminds me about a tall tale Jack was telling last year about how he had a daughter and then pic her had of her was of a playboy model. He later fessed up and admited he made it all up. I think getting fucked in the ass is making him a bit nuts. All that guy tells is tall tales. The only story worse than this one is the yarn Nick Manning told about getting stabbed by the crackhead in the Bank of America parking lot. Where the corroborating evidence was from a doctor who happened to live at the Casa de Manning. Tards. _________________________ Stay Classy, San Diego!
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#234900 - 04/10/07 05:24 AM Re: Jack Lawrence - Hallucinating and Delusional
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: The only story worse than this one is the yarn Nick Manning told about getting stabbed by the crackhead in the Bank of America parking lot. Where the corroborating evidence was from a doctor who happened to live at the Casa de Manning. Tards. YEEEAAAARGHHHH!!! DROPPIN' FUCKIN' BLOOD!!!
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#234901 - 04/10/07 08:25 AM Re: Jack Lawrence - Hallucinating and Delusional
DuckHunt Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/27/05 Posts: 322	Didn't know who he was, I had to google his name and struck gold. I give you The Jack Lawrence fan group http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jacklawrencefans/messages "Jack Lawrence, HERO once again!" and "LIVE Jerk Off Show right now 11:30 AM Friday!" are winners.
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#234902 - 04/10/07 09:23 AM Re: Jack Lawrence - Hallucinating and Delusional
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Quote: Reminds me about a tall tale Jack was telling last year about how he had a daughter and then pic her had of her was of a playboy model. He later fessed up and admited he made it all up. I think getting fucked in the ass is making him a bit nuts. All that guy tells is tall tales. The only story worse than this one is the yarn Nick Manning told about getting stabbed by the crackhead in the Bank of America parking lot. Where the corroborating evidence was from a doctor who happened to live at the Casa de Manning. Tards. That's right, I remember the Nick Manning thing too! Nick Manning Stabbed _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#234903 - 04/10/07 06:31 PM Re: Jack Lawrence - Hallucinating and Delusional
Old Dirty Bastich ADT regular Registered: 04/05/07 Posts: 19	Quote: Reminds me about a tall tale Jack was telling last year about how he had a daughter and then pic her had of her was of a playboy model. He later fessed up and admited he made it all up. I think getting fucked in the ass is making him a bit nuts. Post the pic! I'd like to see this chick. He has to be delusional to think he could pass around a picture of a playboy playmate and think anyone would believe him.
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