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#234871 - 04/07/07 10:24 AM More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
The problem with Luke's move to digital is, of course, his proliferation. With his meds, he can keep going for hours on this masochistic trip.



"So this is like, edible, right? Fuckin' Easter, I'm lookin' for candy."



Again, Luke eschews conventional photographic representations and their concepts of 'focus'.



Man on left: "Is this one of the Doc Johnson range? Is that Evan's spittle?"



"I had to get a baby sitter, so give me my fucking appearance money. I'm a MILF these days, damnit. I dodged a PTA meeting to come here."



Somewhere in California, a Howard Johnson is missing one drape from its "Presidential Suite".



This man's head is on upside down. Were Amish invited to this event?



Gia provides Luke a focus test: fingers or face, quick!



Now working for Scholl, Luke catalogs poor foot development among porners.



When your calorific intake is the same as dust, even paper can be a chore to lift up.



That is a great many teeth.



Insert random sealion noise here.



My God, she even dresses in a way guaranteed to make me hate her!



I'd hit Hillary, no question, but the clothes have to go.



"Please don't take my picture! I've seen the end results!"



"Wish you were here?"



"Back in the day (2006), I had a lot of influence. Now, not so much."



Dictionary definition of the world 'looming'.



"Yes, your conversation is indeed fascinating to me. Please, expound more."



Not all orange products contain Vitamin C.



"And I'll pay another five bucks for anal..."



Amazingly, still not worth fucking. Talk about trying too hard.



Who is this? What's with her nose? Why? So much surgery in porn and yet she slipped through the net.



So basically, your mom is sat at home naked right now, huh?



Vin, who's the chick on the left?



"Catch that air biscuit! It's vegetarian!"






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#234872 - 04/07/07 10:36 AM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3077
Loc: cleanup
Classic.
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#234873 - 04/07/07 11:08 AM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days


When you're in a picture with Sunny Lane and the jokes being made are about your clothes not hers, be afraid.
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#234874 - 04/07/07 11:14 AM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 03/27/07
Posts: 46
Loc: Gary, IN
I approve of this thread.
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#234875 - 04/07/07 01:12 PM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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When you're in a picture with Sunny Lane and the jokes being made are about your clothes not hers, be afraid.




The Knight's Feast at the Excalibur is missing a waiter

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#234876 - 04/07/07 11:48 PM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Looking great, Baby G! w00t! w00t!


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#234877 - 04/08/07 05:35 AM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I'd hit Hillary, no question, but the clothes have to go.






You have the lead role from It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown on the left and you are ragging on Hillary's clothes?
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#234878 - 04/08/07 05:38 AM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Conky Offline
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Sorry, I was guilty of looking at the whore instead of the background, but it did take me a while to run through all of Luke's pics, so my brain frazzled.
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#234879 - 04/08/07 06:17 AM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind



I give this photo 5 out of 5 .

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#234880 - 04/08/07 06:23 AM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Conky Offline
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...


A former poster PMs:

this fellow looks exactly like what might have become of Chritian Bale had he sucuumnded to drug abuse and child stardom pitfalls after 'Empire of the Sun'

(Graemlins added by Conky)
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#234881 - 04/08/07 02:08 PM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Guess I passed the Luke litmus test. :sighs relief:
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#234882 - 04/08/07 02:58 PM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
I don't mean to threadjack, but what do you think is the budget for those award plaques? I'm think maybe $20. I'm not talking about each plaque. I mean the entire award plaque budget.
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#234883 - 04/08/07 03:00 PM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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NitneLiun, I think a $10 pledge to the local special school's woodwork department normally seals a deal like that.
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#234884 - 04/08/07 03:03 PM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 02/23/05
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I don't mean to threadjack, but what do you think is the budget for those award plaques? I'm think maybe $20. I'm not talking about each plaque. I mean the entire award plaque budget.




$20 would include the equipment to manufacture them.

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#234885 - 04/08/07 03:08 PM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
And after you've made the trophies, you can turn the packaging into a really shitty looking dress for the awards. Sweet!
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#234886 - 04/08/07 03:09 PM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 07/09/06
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Loc: St. Louis
Wow, soopergrizz .. thanks for transporting me back to my childhood when I spent hours upon hours burning wood and any goddamn thing else I could get my hands on with one of those kits.
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#234887 - 04/08/07 03:33 PM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 05/18/06
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And after you've made the trophies, you can turn the packaging into a really shitty looking dress for the awards. Sweet!


christ, conky, was it really necessary to give sunny lane's mom more ideas?
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#234888 - 04/08/07 03:58 PM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...


I found a nice pattern for Mrs Lane Snr to base the design on.



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#234889 - 04/08/07 06:22 PM Re: More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Thanks for the bedtime jerking material.


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