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#234663 - 04/06/07 06:59 PM XPT Reliquary
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My buddy dropped off The Relic (Windsock's busted VW badge) this week. I was disappointed it wasn't chrome. I wanted to wear it old skool.

However, it does represent our first, real XPT Relic and now has pride of place in my office on top of a pile of DVD filth. Windsock would be proud.




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#234664 - 04/06/07 07:01 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Quote:

Sweet! Cause nothing says respect like a pro wrestling style X Rated Superstar Championship belt. Funny.






(posted by King)
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#234665 - 04/07/07 12:05 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

Sweet! Cause nothing says respect like a pro wrestling style X Rated Superstar Championship belt. Funny.






(posted by King)




In my current state, I don't understand the point of this thread whatsoever. But, I will say, that whore Tatiana Stone is the Hardcore Champion for WEW (Women's Extrene Wrestling). She's a fat whore who does pro-wrestling & porno justice when combined.
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#234666 - 04/07/07 01:30 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Quote:

Quote:

Sweet! Cause nothing says respect like a pro wrestling style X Rated Superstar Championship belt. Funny.






(posted by King)




hah! Good idea GT. Here is that thread for those interested.
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#234667 - 04/07/07 06:21 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Posts: 4268
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Quote:

In my current state, I don't understand the point of this thread whatsoever.




I see it as a thread to post images of objects of an amusing nature that have been discussed earlier within XPT.

For instance, Max Hardcore's yellow couch:

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#234669 - 04/07/07 08:15 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 05/29/06
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Loc: Promoting black on black viole...



I see it as a thread to post images of objects of an amusing nature that have been discussed earlier within XPT.





In that case


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#234670 - 04/11/07 07:12 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
The shortest post of George David Clyde:



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#234671 - 04/29/07 05:50 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
Because it belongs here...

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#234672 - 05/19/07 08:14 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Toilet seat bump:



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#234673 - 06/05/07 01:49 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 11/04/06
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For safekeeping, and that future generations may learn to degrade whores the way their ancestors once did.



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#234674 - 06/05/07 01:51 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
And in her pre-diaper days.



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#234675 - 06/09/07 08:01 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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this shouldbe here~!


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#234676 - 07/22/07 06:43 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Shelley "Gumbs" Lubben. Once a whore, always a whore.

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#234677 - 09/01/07 08:26 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gunker Offline
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Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Gigi's vehicle:



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#234678 - 09/01/07 08:43 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
The Reliquary's Guardian Lawn Gnome:





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#234679 - 09/02/07 03:55 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
Kas Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 08/06/07
Posts: 24
Great Grandpa Fayner


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#234680 - 10/10/07 08:44 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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#234681 - 10/10/07 01:08 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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You forgot a certain used panty seller from the Pacific Northwest.
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#234682 - 10/10/07 01:16 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
I'm the little girl at the bottom with the broken leg and girlvert shirt.

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#234683 - 10/14/07 09:07 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Watch out for Grandpa Max, Ceara.

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#234684 - 10/25/07 01:32 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Fred Offline
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Registered: 02/16/07
Posts: 80
Apropos of nothing... this is too funny to languish in some forgotten thread somewhere...





Originally posted by King


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#234685 - 10/29/07 06:00 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#234686 - 12/07/07 09:34 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Hope nobody just ate.

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#234687 - 12/07/07 09:54 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
My Reliquary has become diluted (kicks Ceara panties/credit card receipts away).

My next entry will be a reminder of the YES/NO nature of this thread and will also echo the Guardian Gnome of same.

Thusly, will Belladonna's crack deem your next entry worthy?:



Yes? No? Yes? No? Yes? No?


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#234688 - 12/20/07 01:44 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind


nice touch with the full body bukkake on the gingerwhores

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#234689 - 12/20/07 01:50 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
thank you... i made a "home of a future 'white trash whore' one out of an official "airstream" trailer ornament (yes, they make these, they sell them at hallmark) but it is apparently lost in the mail right now on its way to its recipient, and i didn't take a picture. or of the rudolph with the cowboy hat that says "relax, it's not your daughter" when you squeeze its left front hoof. is it hoof or hoove?
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#234690 - 12/20/07 01:55 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I'll take the pic since it's en route to me. Woot!
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#234691 - 12/20/07 03:08 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
frankie Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 103
please spare us anymore of your photography gia.at least until you have holly tutor you or you take some rop classes at your local community college.

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#234692 - 12/20/07 03:30 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Malcolm Y Offline
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Registered: 10/01/07
Posts: 135
Quote:

please spare us anymore of your photography gia.at least until you have holly tutor you or you take some rop classes at your local community college.




cue the fanbois.

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#234693 - 12/21/07 02:55 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

. is it hoof or hoove?




Hoof is the singular.

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#234694 - 12/21/07 06:27 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

please spare us anymore of your photography gia.at least until you have holly tutor you or you take some rop classes at your local community college.




How's it going Darth?
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#234695 - 12/21/07 07:16 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
frankie Offline
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Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 103
Quote:

Quote:

please spare us anymore of your photography gia.at least until you have holly tutor you or you take some rop classes at your local community college.




How's it going Darth?




im not darth im frankie.im a cage legend that used to post back in 05.

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#234696 - 12/21/07 07:57 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


im not darth im frankie.im a cage legend that used to post back in 05.




frankieprnmgcn was never a cage legend, just a leet speaking wigger and the first victim of a smiling arab fatwa, he skinned him so bad that he resembled a plucked chicken. Surely you could have found a less loserish old user to base your newest alt ID on.

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#234697 - 12/21/07 11:50 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Quote:


im not darth im frankie.im a cage legend that used to post back in 05.




frankieprnmgcn was never a cage legend, just a leet speaking wigger and the first victim of a smiling arab fatwa, he skinned him so bad that he resembled a plucked chicken. Surely you could have found a less loserish old user to base your newest alt ID on.




That's very interesting...judging by the handful of posts frankie has made, I had him tagged as the most "trying too hard-ingest" XPTer since Lou Cypher, who also coincidentally happened to be a leet speaking wigger.

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#234698 - 12/21/07 11:58 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
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Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 103


this guys straighter than both of you.

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#234699 - 12/21/07 12:05 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
you chose a roided-out mickey rourke comic book character as your avatar and you're questioning others' sexuality... oh, the faggotry.



but this all has to be someone's joke, so i guess it's actually kind of perfect


Edited by Gigi (12/21/07 12:08 PM)
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#234700 - 12/21/07 12:10 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
frankie Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 103
Quote:

you chose a roided-out mickey rourke comic book character as your avatar and you're questioning others' sexuality... oh, the faggotry.



but this all has to be someone's joke, so i guess it's actually kind of perfect




so marv from sin city isnt cool? go have some meth and sweet potatoes with marshmallows.btw are you the same gigi that posts on hiphop-elements.com?

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#234701 - 12/21/07 12:21 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

you chose a roided-out mickey rourke comic book character as your avatar and you're questioning others' sexuality... oh, the faggotry.



but this all has to be someone's joke, so i guess it's actually kind of perfect




so marv from sin city isnt cool? go have some meth and sweet potatoes with marshmallows.btw are you the same gigi that posts on hiphop-elements.com?


friday is green bean casserole and crack, but thanks. and no on the hiphop elements.com thing.
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#234702 - 12/21/07 12:44 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Yet Frankie you are the one who sought out the gay image or perhaps you already processed said picture, either way it’s quite of you.

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#234703 - 12/21/07 12:47 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i checked out "hiphop-elements" and one of the moderators is "el guapo". it all makes sense now, thanks.
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#234704 - 01/11/08 08:48 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:



Shelley "Gumbs" Lubben. Once a whore, always a whore.




Adding:



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#234705 - 01/11/08 10:05 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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#234706 - 02/01/08 01:59 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
Anonymous
Unregistered


Zen's finest:


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#234707 - 02/01/08 11:44 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
The Cynical Villain Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/21/07
Posts: 187
Loc: Inside A Technocolored Padded ...
Quote:






what the hell....how much meth did someone consume to possess themselves to get this tattoo
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#234708 - 02/01/08 02:54 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

how much meth did someone consume to possess themselves to get this tattoo


obviously not enough. that is one fat bitch.
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#234709 - 02/09/08 08:25 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland


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#234710 - 02/11/08 04:32 PM Re: XPT Reliquary
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
ah, yes.

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#234711 - 02/13/08 03:18 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
Paradise Lost Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 143
Lets not forget...


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#234712 - 02/13/08 06:55 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
Paradise Lost Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 143
Added as an attachment in case fileclouds hosting ever goes belly up.


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#234713 - 02/13/08 07:06 AM Re: XPT Reliquary
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
You're able to edit your posts here.
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