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#234766 - 08/27/08 02:28 PM
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BTW Larry Elder is black. Just in case you didn't know.
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#234768 - 08/28/08 09:26 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/19/08
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I'm only responding to this post because I want the nutt sack shot to move up. PLEASE STOP BUMPING THAT POST.
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#234769 - 10/17/08 01:08 PM
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#234770 - 10/18/08 11:24 AM
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Sweet, now everyone who's been asking for my pics, can actually see a picture of me from almost 6 years ago, from 2003, people on here have PM'img me like crazy telling me that BIFF is actually in love with me. I refuse to believe it, and when they write it I get this awful raw fucking pain of disgust in my stomach at just the thought of you and what you actually look like, smell like, what your wallet looks like, while you type away your gangsta' internet tough guy anger at me in your small either one room for rent or your moms basement.
I love how you took time out of your "busy" LMFAO life to search for those. Oh that's right, you're so infatuated that you saved them to your hard drive. Probably the only thing that gets hard on ya. Better enjoy whatever hardness you can get.
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#234771 - 10/18/08 12:50 PM
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#234772 - 10/18/08 05:54 PM
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Sweet, now everyone who's been asking for my pics, can actually see a picture of me from almost 6 years ago, from 2003, people on here have PM'img me like crazy telling me that BIFF is actually in love with me. I refuse to believe it, and when they write it I get this awful raw fucking pain of disgust in my stomach at just the thought of you and what you actually look like, smell like, what your wallet looks like, while you type away your gangsta' internet tough guy anger at me in your small either one room for rent or your moms basement.
I love how you took time out of your "busy" LMFAO life to search for those. Oh that's right, you're so infatuated that you saved them to your hard drive. Probably the only thing that gets hard on ya. Better enjoy whatever hardness you can get.
Stop kidding yourself. No one is PMing a disgustingly hypocritical hermie such as yourself. I will continue to belittle you until you pack up and go elsewhere. The shit you spewed on belladouche's board about XPT isn't going unanswered. Just because that board is gone doesn't mean you'll get off lightly. You're a vile pig. Too bad Bishop's not around. If he was, you'd spew your bigotry ad nauseum.
Contrary to your ego and self-importance, I didn't search for your ramblings. I was looking up some old Bishop and arab posts when I stumbled upon those sickening pics of you. Go ahead and say you didn't call Bishop a "nigger." I've got proof otherwise.
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#234773 - 10/18/08 06:07 PM
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#234774 - 10/18/08 06:10 PM
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#234776 - 10/18/08 07:10 PM
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The BOTH of you stop de-railing one of the better threads on the board. Aren't there enough crappy ones?
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#234777 - 10/18/08 07:12 PM
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Back on track:
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#234778 - 10/18/08 07:24 PM
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#234779 - 10/18/08 07:25 PM
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#234781 - 10/18/08 07:30 PM
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#234782 - 10/18/08 07:31 PM
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#234783 - 10/18/08 07:33 PM
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#234785 - 10/18/08 07:52 PM
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That's Wankus: Age 6. CLICKY
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#234790 - 10/20/08 01:06 AM
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#234791 - 10/20/08 05:13 AM
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If this doesn't belong here, nothing does:
EDIT: Should have attributed it to K1ng.
Edited by Jim B. (10/20/08 06:50 AM)
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#234792 - 10/20/08 06:30 AM
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^^^^ That's the funniest thing I've seen on here this year. I don't know who made it but goddamn, it's a classic.
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#234794 - 10/21/08 04:14 PM
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Wow... !!!
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#234796 - 10/25/08 10:28 PM
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Registered: 04/18/03
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I object to the video on the grounds that it gets too close to the truth. (Putting on Moderator hat.....Hmmmmmm....where's that DELETE button?)
I post pics documenting my sex life because I'm horny, lonely, and do not possess the social skills necessary to meet real women. I am a rat on a wheel stimulated by the release of dopamine in my brain each time I orgasm. I have made it to 40 years of age proving that not all unemployed people are accounted for in government statistics. I find it easier to pay women for companionship because I falsely believe it is cheaper than nourishing a healthy, loving relationship. My dependence on the approval of others masks a deep-seated insecurity and hardwired low-self-esteem. I fantasized about being in porn since a then-girlfriend complimented my fucking after we broke a bed together. My irrational exhuberance caused me to abandon any real hopes for a normal career. I realize that my body will rapidly decline in its ability to perform at any level of sex that is worth paying to see. Blowing money has been ingrained in my brain for so long that I know I will eventually burn through all my savings. Suicide-level depression will set in following the theft of my checkbook by the 2,234th update for www.loadmymouth.com date. Her name will absolutely end in the letter y, as in Mandy, Candy, or Haley. My last months in the very near future will play out like I am remaking Leaving Las Vegas. Gia Jordan will be the last person to photograph the Ironman, lying in a gutter outside Porn Star Karaoke with urine-stained pants and gonorrhea-stained Jockeys.
So, how was your day?
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#234799 - 10/25/08 11:17 PM
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<snip>Suicide-level depression will set in following the theft of my checkbook by the 2,234th update for (shameless plug). Her name will absolutely end in the letter y, as in Mandy, Candy, or Haley.<snip>
That's why you instruct little missy to keep clapping her hands whenever she wanders off from eyesight (changing in the next room, etc). Sure there are her feet unaccounted for, but anything stolen with those she's basically earned.
For the rest of that Leaving Porn Valley gloom and doom, that's not how I see it going down. Flash forward and we see you at a S.A.A. (sex addicts anonymous) meeting, which you join with the best of intentions to swapping one addiction (sex) for another (god), before realizing it's fertile ground for new recruits, and the cycle continues with a new S.A.A. themed line.
The real solution to feeling rudderless is gardening therapy. You know, fruits and vegetables -- blinking and sparkling, almost human -- something to watch over. In turn, spreading themselves like sunlight, they watch over you. Once you get that far, get in touch and we take it from there. Not sure it works; read it on a matchbook - maybe there's something to it.
Edited by Mark_J (10/25/08 11:45 PM)
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#234803 - 12/04/08 05:57 PM
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#234806 - 03/22/09 12:57 PM
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---Courtesy of Ms. Marley Mason
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#234808 - 03/23/09 06:59 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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^^^ I believe he also dresses up as Chucky on Hollywood Blvd. A man of many talents.
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#234809 - 03/23/09 10:19 PM
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Is it just me or is that Patrick Swayze fucking that chick in the second picture?
I was thinking Jan-Michael Vincent from "Airwolf."
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#234812 - 03/24/09 07:53 AM
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Registered: 03/29/08
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cmon thats not johnny castle lol patrick swayzes like on the cover of every tabloid all the time- hes dying of something
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#234813 - 03/24/09 04:48 PM
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Patrick Swayze is Burg???
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#234814 - 05/19/10 06:53 PM
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So both guys know what to call her.
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