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#234815 - 05/19/10 07:51 PM
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#234816 - 05/19/10 08:08 PM
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Whoever killed King should be hamstrung.
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#234817 - 05/19/10 09:39 PM
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How the fuck did I miss this thread?
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#234818 - 09/19/10 09:06 PM
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It's about time Mpz had an entry here:
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#507080 - 04/22/11 10:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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My buddy dropped off The Relic (Windsock's busted VW badge) this week. I was disappointed it wasn't chrome. I wanted to wear it old skool. However, it does represent our first, real XPT Relic and now has pride of place in my office on top of a pile of DVD filth. Windsock would be proud. (posted by Conky) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jam2.gif" alt="" /> Bumping this thread for the new Admin Steve. Read through here and maybe you'll start getting the picture about what's gone on before you.
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#507106 - 04/22/11 03:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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the way simp/t.. trolled adt was simply transcendent. depending on his patience he'd create accounts and accrue enough regular adt posts to build enough credibility he could ask some truly weird poll question or some very simpish reply i would sometimes catch as potentially his style. he'd maybe string the mods along through some other posts looking more and more like his m.o. until BANG! he'd pull the disguise off and volley pure aurora-snow quacking posts off. the "i can do this forever, you literally can't stop me faster the thirteenth time than the second" factor of the thing was brilliant in the sense the posters either tolerated him or secretly laughed at the outbreak of quacking but the mods fucking hated him and each time felt more and more strongly about the fact he was making them look a little bad. basically, he became some kind of robin hood/jesse james of the board, the authorities wanted him but half of the board was rooting for or amused by another outlaw simp attack.
i wish i remembered his accounts better there, there should be a list of t's "upside-down/i could take a shit somewhere hidden in your house and you'd never know what happened until i let you know moderators"
some people were banned a good number of times but the artistry he used to gain the herd's acceptance was like comparing a suicide bomber to victor bout. anyone with feet's able to pull the first off, being able to deliver you t-74 tank, thousands of ak's or troop-deployable rockets and missiles and a few armored support vehicles without tracks by cargo jets registered to a moving target of african "nations" recognized as kosher to fly from but really just a different incarnation of a former mess with the newest, baddest corrupt leader who was going to need hardware quick because to really exploit your people in africa for more than a cup-of-coffee as a real despot you need to give your goons superior toys than the populace so they can steal, rape and extort with impunity at the individual level. anyhow, pull off dropping instant-army kits from cargo planes for 15 years takes some techne, the UN doesn't like looking stupid for that long. simp could be toying with them right now if he desired and still creating moments where the impotency of the mod's "ban" or "lock" abilities without better deductive skills would be just legendary by now.
the adt mods always knew they could use the ban/lock/delete abilities to keep order with them at the apex, but when it came to simp it was painfully obvious who was the cat stalking the mouse to toy with it after banning him wasn't punishing him, rather inviting a new model of trojan horse into the walls of troy again with a new twist that worked as well as the first.
i've gotta find some of them, anyone's memory better than mine? probably the most-adaptive strategy for trolling i've seen when it comes to users who re-register a bunch-there was no valid reason to ban those accounts based on anything they posted other than at some point he'd out himself as simp and they'd kill an account for reasons totally unrelated to anything offensive or rule-breaking he'd done and people weren't intolerant of any of it so it was truly a personal thing when he'd get banned for using the word quack again. the more removed from the things they banned him for each incarnation got to be only made anyone offended by anything he'd first done forget about most of it and just view the whole thing as the road runner sticking his tongue out and saying "quack" for the fifteenth time and seeing the coyote chasing him yet again.
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#507122 - 04/22/11 05:16 PM
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I suggest a return to our roots... For safekeeping, and that future generations may learn to degrade whores the way their ancestors once did.
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#507200 - 04/22/11 09:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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I never seen a dude with stretch marks that bad. If he wasn't a thief I'd feel bad for him.
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#507202 - 04/22/11 09:59 PM
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I'm the Guy!
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Registered: 02/25/11
Posts: 58
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the way simp/t.. trolled adt was simply transcendent. depending on his patience he'd create accounts and accrue enough regular adt posts to build enough credibility he could ask some truly weird poll question or some very simpish reply i would sometimes catch as potentially his style. he'd maybe string the mods along through some other posts looking more and more like his m.o. until BANG! he'd pull the disguise off and volley pure aurora-snow quacking posts off. the "i can do this forever, you literally can't stop me faster the thirteenth time than the second" factor of the thing was brilliant in the sense the posters either tolerated him or secretly laughed at the outbreak of quacking but the mods fucking hated him and each time felt more and more strongly about the fact he was making them look a little bad. basically, he became some kind of robin hood/jesse james of the board, the authorities wanted him but half of the board was rooting for or amused by another outlaw simp attack.
i wish i remembered his accounts better there, there should be a list of t's "upside-down/i could take a shit somewhere hidden in your house and you'd never know what happened until i let you know moderators"
some people were banned a good number of times but the artistry he used to gain the herd's acceptance was like comparing a suicide bomber to victor bout. anyone with feet's able to pull the first off, being able to deliver you t-74 tank, thousands of ak's or troop-deployable rockets and missiles and a few armored support vehicles without tracks by cargo jets registered to a moving target of african "nations" recognized as kosher to fly from but really just a different incarnation of a former mess with the newest, baddest corrupt leader who was going to need hardware quick because to really exploit your people in africa for more than a cup-of-coffee as a real despot you need to give your goons superior toys than the populace so they can steal, rape and extort with impunity at the individual level. anyhow, pull off dropping instant-army kits from cargo planes for 15 years takes some techne, the UN doesn't like looking stupid for that long. simp could be toying with them right now if he desired and still creating moments where the impotency of the mod's "ban" or "lock" abilities without better deductive skills would be just legendary by now.
the adt mods always knew they could use the ban/lock/delete abilities to keep order with them at the apex, but when it came to simp it was painfully obvious who was the cat stalking the mouse to toy with it after banning him wasn't punishing him, rather inviting a new model of trojan horse into the walls of troy again with a new twist that worked as well as the first.
i've gotta find some of them, anyone's memory better than mine? probably the most-adaptive strategy for trolling i've seen when it comes to users who re-register a bunch-there was no valid reason to ban those accounts based on anything they posted other than at some point he'd out himself as simp and they'd kill an account for reasons totally unrelated to anything offensive or rule-breaking he'd done and people weren't intolerant of any of it so it was truly a personal thing when he'd get banned for using the word quack again. the more removed from the things they banned him for each incarnation got to be only made anyone offended by anything he'd first done forget about most of it and just view the whole thing as the road runner sticking his tongue out and saying "quack" for the fifteenth time and seeing the coyote chasing him yet again. Dude...I just want to say that I have read some of your posts and you are Quite the writer. You should do it for a living if you are not doing so already Topics and comments aside, your writing is clearly thoughtful and engaging !!
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#507553 - 04/26/11 06:59 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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Not that anyone gives a fuck, and I don't always agree with him, JamesN is easily top 2 or 3 posters for a barely above lurker like myself. Hey Steve C, are you the Foundry/O&A Steve C? Martini Steve?
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#518438 - 05/13/11 03:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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but christina aguilera doesnt have a dick.i dont think hed be into her.
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#518487 - 05/14/11 07:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I can see where they would be all over Panzer. Think how many wigs you can make whenever he shaves his back.
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#518490 - 05/14/11 09:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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patrick swayze=generative of weird edberg hair. true story, edberg once hit an older man working in the periphery of a match.
somehow, IT FUCKING KILLED THE GUY. not like BAM/gunshot dead, but hospital a day later dead.
still, it apparently tortured him so deeply to have killed some line judge/ballperson he basically paid off the dude's home, sent two kids to college on his dime, etc. so fucking weird, fucking kills a ballboy and is wrought with guilt down the road.
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#528352 - 08/29/11 05:07 AM
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I've had a copy of this for a while. Thought I'd try it around the new software and see if I could get it to work.
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#528374 - 08/29/11 08:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
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That's good. Who is the mess with the huge hair and beard?
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#528375 - 08/29/11 09:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#528377 - 08/29/11 09:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Damn, I guess that was from one of his bad stretches. I've only seen him in the more recent vacation pics.
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#528383 - 08/29/11 10:37 AM
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I've had a copy of this for a while. Thought I'd try it around the new software and see if I could get it to work. classic.
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#528420 - 08/29/11 01:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
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No stalking allowed. Take it elsewhere.
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#528423 - 08/29/11 01:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm serious. It won't be put up with.
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#528428 - 08/29/11 01:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You have no slack with me.
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#555776 - 06/02/12 08:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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K.
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#563620 - 08/17/12 04:52 PM
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Porn Icon
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where's the pic of that girl getting fishhooked?
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#563688 - 08/18/12 05:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I don't know. Floof you need to drop that GIF you're using for your avatar in this thread. We can't lose that.
Edited by Bornyo (08/18/12 05:17 AM)
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#568203 - 09/21/12 05:48 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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I've had a copy of this for a while. Thought I'd try it around the new software and see if I could get it to work. classic. very fucking cool. took me waaay back. who made this shit? p.s. where can I get an 'I fisted hillary scott' t-shirt?
Edited by mallocup (09/21/12 05:50 AM)
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#568235 - 09/21/12 01:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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ifistedhillaryscotttshirt.gov
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#568283 - 09/21/12 05:48 PM
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very fucking cool. took me waaay back. who made this shit?
King.
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#575083 - 11/24/12 09:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I love that gif. I also love it when a chick has a beauty mark on her butthole. So cute.
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#579399 - 01/06/13 07:18 PM
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It's not even porn, technically. Then again, 98% of this place ain't porn either. It makes me happy, though, so it's here. From Figgs:
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#590531 - 05/02/13 08:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The google spiders are already on it. Looks like Alex's job search just got that much tougher.
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#590534 - 05/02/13 09:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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At least the age old question of if he likes pre-op or post-op has been answered.
It is actually a good pic to look at. I feel like I'm hung like a moose now.
Walshingham, you get disappointed when yer tranny gots lil dick or you like em tiny?
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#590590 - 05/04/13 08:48 PM
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alex...did you kiss that tranny on it's babymaker?.
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#590619 - 05/05/13 11:04 AM
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Gay For Pay
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At least he used one of his favorite razors to shave its ass. http://www.imagebam.com/image/8f688b252822595#
Edited by JasonH (05/05/13 11:07 AM)
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#590622 - 05/05/13 12:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Looks like you all know now what Alex used his free razor for.
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