Thats cool, who made that?

For a moment I felt like Larry Flynt seeing that "Crippled Sled Productions" logo. Do you think I could be a porn producer, even for a day? Let's say I go without my monthly whore habit for 3 months, set aside the 20K and instead plop it into making a movie. What does everyone think? I will write the "Script" dialogue myself, I have the hottest dialogue in mind already.

I would NEED help... Holly Randall as consultant-at-large, Gia to get me quality whores, Gia to dress the whores, Gia to coach the whores on my awesomely hot dialogue, Gia to take the money I pay the whores and deposit it in their bank accounts, Gia to open said bank accounts for the whores lacking in such....GIA to provide back up cum gobbling assistance for the first girl that gags or dodges. Gia gia gia....

Gigi, to inspire and exhort me on, telling me whats hott and whats nott. Gigi could also test the Meth I use for performance enhancing reasons only. I am Da Burg, I am a perfectionist.

Windsock/CAOH as "Talent" after the fashion he always wanted. Travis splooges on Hailey 8 times in 14 over-excited minutes, such that it cant be called premature ejaculation because Simp has never, nor will ever, matured. Gigi serves as Fluffer for Travis in between Splooge number 5 and 6, and is so good she accidentally causes on off camera splooge...which she eats.


Cereal Lunch: She provides Lunch for everyone, taking my handivan and driving to Wendy's. When she returns, my hydraulics in the lift/ramp are fucked up and she defends herself by saying "Hydraulics are for losers, real crippled men lift themselves in and out of their handivans using a Rope and Pulley system Big Brother Burg! Now give me 300 bucks for ridding you of the evils of Hydraulics from your life!"