this ... this... and this:

I can't believe this hasn't been added yet:

The Guardian Lawn Gnome just told me I forgot this one:

RENFIELD/gypsy itself:

tater mitts

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2/25/2008: After two-and-a-half years, Holly Randall finally has a harsh word for someone...

Like a cop, this photo is never to be found when you need it. Until now:

god, i still can't get over that smile. i just want to lick him like a goddamn lollipop. i want to be the next ex-mrs. kerkove

I feel like submitting this stupid fucking Kerkove pic to Fark as a photoshop contest.

You still old enough to grow your hair out Scotty boi?
Maybe get some hentai tats?. I'm sure the boy scout uniform you sported had a "dew rag". lol

Thats cool, who made that?

For a moment I felt like Larry Flynt seeing that "Crippled Sled Productions" logo. Do you think I could be a porn producer, even for a day? Let's say I go without my monthly whore habit for 3 months, set aside the 20K and instead plop it into making a movie. What does everyone think? I will write the "Script" dialogue myself, I have the hottest dialogue in mind already.

I would NEED help... Holly Randall as consultant-at-large, Gia to get me quality whores, Gia to dress the whores, Gia to coach the whores on my awesomely hot dialogue, Gia to take the money I pay the whores and deposit it in their bank accounts, Gia to open said bank accounts for the whores lacking in such....GIA to provide back up cum gobbling assistance for the first girl that gags or dodges. Gia gia gia....

Gigi, to inspire and exhort me on, telling me whats hott and whats nott. Gigi could also test the Meth I use for performance enhancing reasons only. I am Da Burg, I am a perfectionist.

Windsock/CAOH as "Talent" after the fashion he always wanted. Travis splooges on Hailey 8 times in 14 over-excited minutes, such that it cant be called premature ejaculation because Simp has never, nor will ever, matured. Gigi serves as Fluffer for Travis in between Splooge number 5 and 6, and is so good she accidentally causes on off camera splooge...which she eats.


Cereal Lunch: She provides Lunch for everyone, taking my handivan and driving to Wendy's. When she returns, my hydraulics in the lift/ramp are fucked up and she defends herself by saying "Hydraulics are for losers, real crippled men lift themselves in and out of their handivans using a Rope and Pulley system Big Brother Burg! Now give me 300 bucks for ridding you of the evils of Hydraulics from your life!"

Haha! That one went over the left field wall!

no way, i wanna make the lunch! then you guys can all laugh at my goofy casserole of the day and make me cry and then shoot loads on me that mix with my tears.

thats totally a bloodhound gang single title waiting to happen gigi

byron long looks cracked the fuck out on that boxcover

The Legacy of Darrah Ford:

so is she officially gone?

Who knows. I hope not. That shit is pure comedy. I suspect she'll be dissing XPT on her blog for some time to come.

I believe she's referring to Mike Alpo, or Mike Dildo, or Mike Albo, whatever he calls himself today. She read some of the Duke Floored backstory and got paranoid. I'm trying to counsel her along through this difficult time for a porno writer. But when an ugly, dilapidated, washed up writer like Mike Dilbo tries to flex his muscle now and then, it gets the blogger's attention.

Of course, in the end it just backfires on him and he gets shuffled back into the mix of the detritus that make up the editorial staff of the AVN brand. He's kinda like the porno David Falk--total douchebag, with an occasional flareup of relevance.

^^Nice one Burg.

Travis Bickle: I should get one of those signs that says "One of these days I'm gonna get organezized".
Betsy: You mean organized?
Travis Bickle: Organezized. Organezized. It's a joke. O-R-G-A-N-E-Z-I-Z-E-D...
Betsy: Oh, you mean organezized. Like those little signs they have in offices that says, "Thimk"?