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#234481 - 04/06/07 10:47 AM
Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Yes, it's still award season (only happens when there are vowels in the month), so Mr Ford and his trusty 'camera' have been in action once more. Possibly at the peak of his photographic talents, Luke presents this to us. Incredible that in the year 2007, Luke has managed to find a digital camera with no sense of focus (insert Luke's Dad talking to Luke about careers joke here). I didn't know Farrah Fawcett was such a fan of Space Invaders. She love you wrong time. Nice outfit for an awards ceremony. Classy, yet emitting the subtle sense that she's slightly whorish. Is the happy looking chick on the left one of Rob Spallone's new signings? A great wall to shoot glam shots against. In the wild, her only natural predator is the rhino(plasty) Nikki should never try and put on a backless dress without adult supervision. Although she does look very Look at Mon* cute little chipmunk cheeks! Palate cleanser. Who's the beauty on the left? Chunky ruins Farrah's close up. In a nod to Irish politics, orange was big this year. And this chick isn't too offensive. I'm saving the best. Okay, so who's brave enough to start telling Nina that frankly, the no shirt look doesn't work for Kurt, so why should she be any different? Suddenly, Godzilla arrived. Clearly, she's expecting a famine of some sort in the coming months. "Okay, choose one of us real fast!"
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#234482 - 04/06/07 11:02 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
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Laughing my ass off, Conky! As Holly said ... I live for this stuff!
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#234483 - 04/06/07 11:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Happy to spread the joy, Grant.
By the way, how was Pamela the other night? I think we were all concerned that you were pictured touching her without any sort of protective suit on. Honestly, it looked like a low rent version of Outbreak.
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#234484 - 04/06/07 11:26 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/14/07
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Who is the girl in the orange? She is hideous!
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#234485 - 04/06/07 11:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Nikki should never try and put on a backless dress without adult supervision. Although she does look very
after the awards we went out to eat, nikki says "i don't want to go into a restaurant like this, i need to change!" i offer up my jacket, instead the puts the dress on backwards.
...or correctly depending on your perspective. LOL. either way i have video of her doing it.
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Look at Mon* cute little chipmunk cheeks!
aww come on, the pic of me in mid sentence? damn. at least in this one i don't look so weird...
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#234490 - 04/06/07 11:56 AM
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#234492 - 04/06/07 01:47 PM
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#234494 - 04/06/07 03:02 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
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HAHA! Oh my... Great picture!
Funny thing is.... every time I see Luke at one of the parties, he does everything in his power to avoid me. Unless I sneak up behind him and catch him off guard. : /
For example... You see last night.... ONE picture.... And I think it was a forced button push. ha. And! When I was grabbing my car, I again, said hi, and he took some vid of my briefly, but oddly enough the vid is no where to be found. But the part where my car gets brought up and the part where I drive away is.... Maybe its for the best...?
I have seen his "red carpet" photos, and most of them look like Mia rose DEATH stare... Hm.
I don't mean to sound to full of myself, cause I am far from, but I always thought my style as far as events was impeccable. Hell, I even bought Ava a dress for tonight and it was beautiful... when she showed up in a poka dot T-shirt dress, I was pissed. She said she forgot... AVA COMMENT ON THIS!
I saw spandex and HUGE T-shirt dresses, "scene" wear, Aburey had the same problem as me at AVN, when a girl showed up wearing the exact same dress.... I thought of it as " WOW that bitch has some damn good taste!" I decided to buck up and take a picture with her.... Just so I didnt feel like a jack ass....
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#234498 - 04/06/07 03:26 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
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I don't mean to sound to full of myself, cause I am far from, but I always thought my style as far as events was impeccable. Hell, I even bought Ava a dress for tonight and it was beautiful... when she showed up in a poka dot T-shirt dress, I was pissed. She said she forgot... AVA COMMENT ON THIS!
Thank you for not having the discretion of asking her in private. Ava comment! And on the Maury thing, too.
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#234500 - 04/06/07 03:34 PM
More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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"Maybe if I put on a lot of blue eyeshadow, it will distract people from my ridiculously large tits."
An excellent contrast in 'actual size' here. Is Marcus very, very far away and Christian nearer the camera? No.
At this point, I'm wondering where 'The Bad' is. We've got the other two after all.
It was nice of her to sneak Christian and Derek Hay into the awards, even though they already had tickets.
Another palate cleanser.
Just how tiny is this chick? Look at that guy's back. He's only 5'6".
Evan, long hair does not make you a Biblical character, even near the San Andreas Fault.
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#234501 - 04/06/07 04:05 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/18/07
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Who is the girl in the orange? She is hideous!
I think that's Lexi Love.
Its Lexi Love and she isn't hideous. Check your eyes.
You're right, she's actually pretty cute, but she should have picked a different dress... this one magnifies her little pot belly:
too bad her whale tale tattoo, unshaven pussy, and meat curtains are hideous.
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#234503 - 04/06/07 05:04 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/19/07
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HAHA! Oh my... Great picture!
Funny thing is.... every time I see Luke at one of the parties, he does everything in his power to avoid me. Unless I sneak up behind him and catch him off guard. : /
For example... You see last night.... ONE picture.... And I think it was a forced button push. ha. And! When I was grabbing my car, I again, said hi, and he took some vid of my briefly, but oddly enough the vid is no where to be found. But the part where my car gets brought up and the part where I drive away is.... Maybe its for the best...?
I have seen his "red carpet" photos, and most of them look like Mia rose DEATH stare... Hm.
I don't mean to sound to full of myself, cause I am far from, but I always thought my style as far as events was impeccable. Hell, I even bought Ava a dress for tonight and it was beautiful... when she showed up in a poka dot T-shirt dress, I was pissed. She said she forgot... AVA COMMENT ON THIS!
I saw spandex and HUGE T-shirt dresses, "scene" wear, Aburey had the same problem as me at AVN, when a girl showed up wearing the exact same dress.... I thought of it as " WOW that bitch has some damn good taste!" I decided to buck up and take a picture with her.... Just so I didnt feel like a jack ass....
Mia, just went through all of "Lukes" Death Camera pics and 95% of the people in them were a fashion disaster. I put both you and Ava in the other 5% along with a couple of others. Jesus, I guess they all want to look like a street hooker "ALL" of the time.
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#234505 - 04/06/07 07:02 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Everyone.. Mental notes... This is work work... This is a party where I was showing, but not showing enough.... I love that dress, wore it to sign at AVN too... "yea, thats me, my Mom and sister at an AVN party" Gia, didnt you take that pic??
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#234507 - 04/06/07 07:07 PM
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mia and ava: your mom is beautiful!
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#234508 - 04/06/07 07:19 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Thank you... I'm sure she would say thanks too...lol
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#234511 - 04/06/07 09:37 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Get yer eyes checked, Fucknutz. The Rose Whores are anything but ugly.
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#234512 - 04/06/07 09:47 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
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Very brave of Mia to post her mom's pic in this fetid place. You can't say she doesn't give the fans intimate details of her life. Is it just me or does Ava's body language seem a little distant from mom?
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#234513 - 04/06/07 10:02 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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If you can find any where that I said my parents were proud of me, then I will give you my car.....
I never said my parents were proud. Ever... My Mother is from Germany. So, he views on sex are a bit more open than most Americans... My parents hate that fact we do porn. But they are happy to see us happy. And support us no matter what fucked up decisions we make.
I love my parents and have more respect for them than anyone can begin to imagine...
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#234515 - 04/06/07 10:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
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My parents hate that fact we do porn.
Does that have anything to do with you not having Alaska residency anymore, and missing out on the annual oil dividend? That's $1,600 & change for some new Donna Karan shades and Gucci handbags.
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#234516 - 04/06/07 10:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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After seeing him at AEE walking around with a D-SLR and a lens that was capable of manual focusing, I've decided this stupid fuck be best off with some from the Kodak Easyshare line. Who the hell, why the hell did someone spend more than $500 on a piece of photographic equipment, then put it in his hands? They need to be hanged.
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#234518 - 04/06/07 10:45 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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No... hes a fan. ha.. : / Seriously. I did his first and only scene.... : )
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#234519 - 04/06/07 11:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Oooh? How much did he pay? I wanna ride the turnstyle. You're full of shit. That Be The Mask.com bullshit is staged. Whores lie.
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#234521 - 04/07/07 02:32 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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First he's pictured getting fucked by other dudes and trannies, now Christian XXX allows himself to be photographed wearing a Spurs shirt...truly, he has hit rock bottom.
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#234522 - 04/07/07 03:28 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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No seriously... A lot of the mask is staged... But a few aren't... His name is tony and he owns a car shop here in SF valley... w00t. I love my car. <3
But you have to know someone... Ben Franklin might be his name... HAR! I didn't say it
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#234527 - 04/07/07 02:18 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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This is a pleasant looking whore. Anybody know her name?
It's a severely out-of-focus Rebecca Linares.
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#234528 - 04/07/07 02:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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zen, she's the real deal. all natural, hot as fuck, anal - the complete package.
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#234530 - 04/07/07 02:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Those sample clips are Cody Lane not Rebecca L, even though it's listed as Rebecca L.
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