"Maybe if I put on a lot of blue eyeshadow, it will distract people from my ridiculously large tits."



An excellent contrast in 'actual size' here. Is Marcus very, very far away and Christian nearer the camera? No.



At this point, I'm wondering where 'The Bad' is. We've got the other two after all.



It was nice of her to sneak Christian and Derek Hay into the awards, even though they already had tickets.



Another palate cleanser.



Just how tiny is this chick? Look at that guy's back. He's only 5'6".



Evan, long hair does not make you a Biblical character, even near the San Andreas Fault.