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#234481 - 04/06/07 10:47 AM Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Conky Offline
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Yes, it's still award season (only happens when there are vowels in the month), so Mr Ford and his trusty 'camera' have been in action once more.



Possibly at the peak of his photographic talents, Luke presents this to us. Incredible that in the year 2007, Luke has managed to find a digital camera with no sense of focus (insert Luke's Dad talking to Luke about careers joke here).



I didn't know Farrah Fawcett was such a fan of Space Invaders.



She love you wrong time. Nice outfit for an awards ceremony. Classy, yet emitting the subtle sense that she's slightly whorish.



Is the happy looking chick on the left one of Rob Spallone's new signings?



A great wall to shoot glam shots against.



In the wild, her only natural predator is the rhino(plasty)



Nikki should never try and put on a backless dress without adult supervision. Although she does look very



Look at Mon* cute little chipmunk cheeks!



Palate cleanser.



Who's the beauty on the left?



Chunky ruins Farrah's close up.



In a nod to Irish politics, orange was big this year. And this chick isn't too offensive. I'm saving the best.



Okay, so who's brave enough to start telling Nina that frankly, the no shirt look doesn't work for Kurt, so why should she be any different?



Suddenly, Godzilla arrived. Clearly, she's expecting a famine of some sort in the coming months.



"Okay, choose one of us real fast!"


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#234482 - 04/06/07 11:02 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Grant_Michaels Offline
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Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
Laughing my ass off, Conky! As Holly said ... I live for this stuff!
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#234483 - 04/06/07 11:23 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Conky Offline
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Happy to spread the joy, Grant.

By the way, how was Pamela the other night? I think we were all concerned that you were pictured touching her without any sort of protective suit on. Honestly, it looked like a low rent version of Outbreak.
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#234484 - 04/06/07 11:26 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 03/14/07
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Who is the girl in the orange? She is hideous!
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#234485 - 04/06/07 11:38 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Monstar Offline
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Quote:




Nikki should never try and put on a backless dress without adult supervision. Although she does look very





after the awards we went out to eat, nikki says "i don't want to go into a restaurant like this, i need to change!" i offer up my jacket, instead the puts the dress on backwards.

...or correctly depending on your perspective. LOL. either way i have video of her doing it.

Quote:


Look at Mon* cute little chipmunk cheeks!






aww come on, the pic of me in mid sentence? damn. at least in this one i don't look so weird...

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#234486 - 04/06/07 11:40 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Too bad that pic of Rebecca Linares is out of focus, she's such a piece of ass.

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#234487 - 04/06/07 11:47 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Who is the girl in the orange? She is hideous!




Which pic? In orange tan or orange dress?
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#234488 - 04/06/07 11:49 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Holly Randall Offline
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Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Who is the girl in the orange? She is hideous!




I think that's Lexi Love.
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#234489 - 04/06/07 11:52 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Grant_Michaels Offline
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Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
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Quote:

Too bad that pic of Rebecca Linares is out of focus, she's such a piece of ass.






Indeed she is! But her name is too "busy" for the Porn Biz... keep it simple ... (reference: see "Candy Apples")
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#234490 - 04/06/07 11:56 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Isn't this one of the Girls of Tony Malice's Officeâ„¢?




I don't know anything about her performance on screen, but this chick is


Does she have brown eyes? I only ask because I believe that all brown-eyed blondes are inherently insane.

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#234491 - 04/06/07 12:17 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Sergio T. Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Who is the girl in the orange? She is hideous!




I think that's Lexi Love.



Its Lexi Love and she isn't hideous. Check your eyes.
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#234492 - 04/06/07 01:47 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Holly Randall Offline
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Quote:

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Who is the girl in the orange? She is hideous!




I think that's Lexi Love.



Its Lexi Love and she isn't hideous. Check your eyes.




You're right, she's actually pretty cute, but she should have picked a different dress... this one magnifies her little pot belly:



But her ass does look great:



Hands down, Mia was the best dressed:



Almost everyone else looked terrible. These girls NEED stylists!
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#234493 - 04/06/07 02:18 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Wonder what the whore in Black said to get the dreaded Mia Rose death stare?

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#234494 - 04/06/07 03:02 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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HAHA! Oh my... Great picture!

Funny thing is.... every time I see Luke at one of the parties, he does everything in his power to avoid me. Unless I sneak up behind him and catch him off guard. : /

For example... You see last night.... ONE picture.... And I think it was a forced button push. ha. And! When I was grabbing my car, I again, said hi, and he took some vid of my briefly, but oddly enough the vid is no where to be found. But the part where my car gets brought up and the part where I drive away is.... Maybe its for the best...?

I have seen his "red carpet" photos, and most of them look like Mia rose DEATH stare... Hm.

I don't mean to sound to full of myself, cause I am far from, but I always thought my style as far as events was impeccable. Hell, I even bought Ava a dress for tonight and it was beautiful... when she showed up in a poka dot T-shirt dress, I was pissed. She said she forgot... AVA COMMENT ON THIS!

I saw spandex and HUGE T-shirt dresses, "scene" wear, Aburey had the same problem as me at AVN, when a girl showed up wearing the exact same dress.... I thought of it as " WOW that bitch has some damn good taste!" I decided to buck up and take a picture with her.... Just so I didnt feel like a jack ass....
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#234495 - 04/06/07 03:11 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Come home.

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#234496 - 04/06/07 03:13 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322


The "party favors" just kicked in.

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#234497 - 04/06/07 03:16 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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This guy is giving me the creeps.

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#234498 - 04/06/07 03:26 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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I don't mean to sound to full of myself, cause I am far from, but I always thought my style as far as events was impeccable. Hell, I even bought Ava a dress for tonight and it was beautiful... when she showed up in a poka dot T-shirt dress, I was pissed. She said she forgot... AVA COMMENT ON THIS!






Thank you for not having the discretion of asking her in private. Ava comment! And on the Maury thing, too.

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#234499 - 04/06/07 03:32 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Quote:


Thank you for not having the discretion of asking her in private. Ava comment! And on the Maury thing, too.





As I said.... She told me she forgot, but she liked the dress a lot... So I don't doubt it. Just hurt my feelers...


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#234500 - 04/06/07 03:34 PM More Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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"Maybe if I put on a lot of blue eyeshadow, it will distract people from my ridiculously large tits."



An excellent contrast in 'actual size' here. Is Marcus very, very far away and Christian nearer the camera? No.



At this point, I'm wondering where 'The Bad' is. We've got the other two after all.



It was nice of her to sneak Christian and Derek Hay into the awards, even though they already had tickets.



Another palate cleanser.



Just how tiny is this chick? Look at that guy's back. He's only 5'6".



Evan, long hair does not make you a Biblical character, even near the San Andreas Fault.
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#234501 - 04/06/07 04:05 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
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Quote:

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Who is the girl in the orange? She is hideous!




I think that's Lexi Love.



Its Lexi Love and she isn't hideous. Check your eyes.




You're right, she's actually pretty cute, but she should have picked a different dress... this one magnifies her little pot belly:



too bad her whale tale tattoo, unshaven pussy, and meat curtains are hideous.

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#234502 - 04/06/07 04:51 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Conky Offline
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Nice ass, though.

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#234503 - 04/06/07 05:04 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Pussy is good food Offline
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
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HAHA! Oh my... Great picture!

Funny thing is.... every time I see Luke at one of the parties, he does everything in his power to avoid me. Unless I sneak up behind him and catch him off guard. : /

For example... You see last night.... ONE picture.... And I think it was a forced button push. ha. And! When I was grabbing my car, I again, said hi, and he took some vid of my briefly, but oddly enough the vid is no where to be found. But the part where my car gets brought up and the part where I drive away is.... Maybe its for the best...?

I have seen his "red carpet" photos, and most of them look like Mia rose DEATH stare... Hm.

I don't mean to sound to full of myself, cause I am far from, but I always thought my style as far as events was impeccable. Hell, I even bought Ava a dress for tonight and it was beautiful... when she showed up in a poka dot T-shirt dress, I was pissed. She said she forgot... AVA COMMENT ON THIS!

I saw spandex and HUGE T-shirt dresses, "scene" wear, Aburey had the same problem as me at AVN, when a girl showed up wearing the exact same dress.... I thought of it as " WOW that bitch has some damn good taste!" I decided to buck up and take a picture with her.... Just so I didnt feel like a jack ass....




Mia, just went through all of "Lukes" Death Camera pics and 95% of the people in them were a fashion disaster. I put both you and Ava in the other 5% along with a couple of others. Jesus, I guess they all want to look like a street hooker "ALL" of the time.
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#234504 - 04/06/07 05:42 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Quote:

Isn't this one of the Girls of Tony Malice's Officeâ„¢?








Yes, her name is Ange Venus.
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#234505 - 04/06/07 07:02 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Everyone.. Mental notes... This is work work...






This is a party where I was showing, but not showing enough.... I love that dress, wore it to sign at AVN too...

"yea, thats me, my Mom and sister at an AVN party" Gia, didnt you take that pic??







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#234506 - 04/06/07 07:04 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Registered: 02/20/06
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more notes... Before and during the party I look like this....




I don't let loose til I get home. As you can tell.... HAR!


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#234507 - 04/06/07 07:07 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Gigi Offline
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mia and ava: your mom is beautiful!
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#234508 - 04/06/07 07:19 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Thank you... I'm sure she would say thanks too...lol
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#234509 - 04/06/07 08:18 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
jamitinjp Offline
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Registered: 10/21/06
Posts: 113
The truth is there isnt one cute or decent looking girl in any of these pictures. Porn has become a white trash contest. It really is sad when you look at all these fucking ugly people trying to look hot on some lame wanna be red carpet. I miss the 80's sluts.

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#234510 - 04/06/07 09:33 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376


What happened the days when mom's were proud of their daughters graduating from college and becoming a school teacher? Now mom's are proud their daughters are ugly whores and be seen in public with them.

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#234511 - 04/06/07 09:37 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
Get yer eyes checked, Fucknutz. The Rose Whores are anything but ugly.
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#234512 - 04/06/07 09:47 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Moxie Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Very brave of Mia to post her mom's pic in this fetid place. You can't say she doesn't give the fans intimate details of her life. Is it just me or does Ava's body language seem a little distant from mom?
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#234513 - 04/06/07 10:02 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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If you can find any where that I said my parents were proud of me, then I will give you my car.....

I never said my parents were proud. Ever... My Mother is from Germany. So, he views on sex are a bit more open than most Americans... My parents hate that fact we do porn. But they are happy to see us happy. And support us no matter what fucked up decisions we make.

I love my parents and have more respect for them than anyone can begin to imagine...
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#234514 - 04/06/07 10:16 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Registered: 02/20/06
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Quote:

miss the 80's sluts.


Then... By all means.. please stay in love with the 80s girls. They love you too. Just ask Air Force Amy!


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#234515 - 04/06/07 10:20 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Registered: 09/20/05
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My parents hate that fact we do porn.



Does that have anything to do with you not having Alaska residency anymore, and missing out on the annual oil dividend? That's $1,600 & change for some new Donna Karan shades and Gucci handbags.

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#234516 - 04/06/07 10:31 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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After seeing him at AEE walking around with a D-SLR and a lens that was capable of manual focusing, I've decided this stupid fuck be best off with some from the Kodak Easyshare line. Who the hell, why the hell did someone spend more than $500 on a piece of photographic equipment, then put it in his hands? They need to be hanged.
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#234517 - 04/06/07 10:43 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Quote:






Look at the ears on that guy. Is that Billy Glide?

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Is that 80's whore looks half as bad as Nina Hartley, you can gladly have her, fucktard.
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#234518 - 04/06/07 10:45 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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No... hes a fan. ha.. : / Seriously. I did his first and only scene.... : )
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#234519 - 04/06/07 11:59 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Oooh? How much did he pay? I wanna ride the turnstyle.

You're full of shit. That Be The Mask.com bullshit is staged.

Whores lie.
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#234520 - 04/07/07 02:00 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Quote:

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Who is the girl in the orange? She is hideous!




I think that's Lexi Love.



Its Lexi Love and she isn't hideous. Check your eyes.




You're right, she's actually pretty cute, but she should have picked a different dress... this one magnifies her little pot belly:



too bad her whale tale tattoo, unshaven pussy, and meat curtains are hideous.




She has no neck, no boobs, and her face looks very similar to the furry little dude in Gremlins. And that whale tattoo over her pussy is pretty trashy, no?
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#234521 - 04/07/07 02:32 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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First he's pictured getting fucked by other dudes and trannies, now Christian XXX allows himself to be photographed wearing a Spurs shirt...truly, he has hit rock bottom.

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#234522 - 04/07/07 03:28 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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No seriously... A lot of the mask is staged... But a few aren't... His name is tony and he owns a car shop here in SF valley... w00t. I love my car. <3

But you have to know someone... Ben Franklin might be his name... HAR! I didn't say it
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#234523 - 04/07/07 01:06 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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The "party favors" just kicked in.




A little dizzy-looking, but she's the best styled gal there, with apologies to Mia.

btw, who is she and does she do anal?
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#234524 - 04/07/07 01:13 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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The "party favors" just kicked in.




Quote:

A little dizzy-looking, but she's the best styled gal there, with apologies to Mia.

btw, who is she and does she do anal?




That be Jessica Jaymes.

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#234525 - 04/07/07 01:20 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
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Quote:

If you can find any where that I said my parents were proud of me, then I will give you my car.....

I never said my parents were proud. Ever... My Mother is from Germany. So, he views on sex are a bit more open than most Americans... My parents hate that fact we do porn. But they are happy to see us happy. And support us no matter what fucked up decisions we make.

I love my parents and have more respect for them than anyone can begin to imagine...




The unconditional love of one's parents is hot.
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#234526 - 04/07/07 02:15 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
zenman Offline
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This is a pleasant looking whore. Anybody know her name?




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#234527 - 04/07/07 02:18 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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This is a pleasant looking whore. Anybody know her name?







It's a severely out-of-focus Rebecca Linares.

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#234528 - 04/07/07 02:39 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
k1ng Offline
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zen, she's the real deal. all natural, hot as fuck, anal - the complete package.
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#234529 - 04/07/07 02:44 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
J.B. Offline
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Here ya go, Zen. Clicky Three clips of her, plus you can download the entire scene for free. (It takes a long time to download, though, but I've seen it and it's smoking.)
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#234530 - 04/07/07 02:48 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
k1ng Offline
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Those sample clips are Cody Lane not Rebecca L, even though it's listed as Rebecca L.
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#234531 - 04/07/07 02:52 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
MoronBoy Offline
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you may remember her from this thread
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#234532 - 04/07/07 02:52 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
J.B. Offline
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Again?!?!? That site mislables whores all the fucking time. Oh well. It's still good Anal.
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#234533 - 04/07/07 02:56 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
k1ng Offline
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they're in that movie together and look a little alike, so it's understandable. my rain man like porn identifying powers just can't be quieted.
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#234534 - 04/07/07 02:56 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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The look on her face is spectacular.




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#234535 - 04/07/07 03:00 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
J.B. Offline
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Quote:

they're in that movie together and look a little alike, so it's understandable. my rain man like porn identifying powers just can't be quieted.




No,, but seriously, that site mis-ids like every third whore. The only good thing about them is, well, there's shitloads of free porn available. I saw a lot of Mia from them. Guess there's no way of confusing her, now.
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#234536 - 04/07/07 03:01 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Moxie Offline
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I like Cody Lane alot. Too bad she's porked up a bit.
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#234537 - 04/07/07 03:02 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Conky Offline
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Rebecca is a top, top whore. And that ass is worth the price of admission, especially since she's so willing to let it be plundered.
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#234538 - 04/07/07 03:10 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Gigi Offline
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The look on her face is spectacular.

the look on max's face is spectacular, as well. looks like he needs some sublingual nitro, STAT
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#234539 - 04/07/07 03:27 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
zenman Offline
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Posts: 8160
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Oh I've seen her here and there. I didn't realize who she was.
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#234540 - 04/07/07 03:49 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Quote:

The look on her face is spectacular.

the look on max's face is spectacular, as well. looks like he needs some sublingual nitro, STAT




Your right GiGi, undoubtedly Max will go out soon on the down stoke with a massive Coronary and will cause an incredible outpouring and coupious tributes at next year's AVN awards. He may also be recognized as the "Oldest meat stick to still get wood and die award."
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#234541 - 04/07/07 03:51 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Conky Offline
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Yeah, but what a great autopsy report:

"Subject apparently suffered massive coronary whilst pissing in slut's mouth and inserting imported SUV into her anal canal. Not a suitable subject for organ donation."
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#234542 - 04/07/07 06:55 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
zenman Offline
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She looks so young without makeup. It's startling.

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#234543 - 04/07/07 07:09 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

She looks so young without makeup. It's startling.




she kinda looks like tracey gold, the dorky, anorexic sister on "growing pains"... IF kirk cameron (or worse, alan thicke ) fucked her up the ass and pissed down her throat or something, that is. you know, one of those "Very Special Episodes"
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#234544 - 04/07/07 07:29 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
J.B. Offline
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Quote:

[she kinda looks like tracey gold, the dorky, anorexic sister on "growing pains"...




Holy shit, you're right. Frightening.
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#234545 - 04/07/07 08:30 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Ex-Vivid girl Mercedez is looking rather healthy since being let go from the company.

Rumor has it she is going to be the spokes model for the new Mercedes Benz Tugboat.

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#234546 - 04/07/07 08:52 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Holly Randall Offline
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Quote:

The look on her face is spectacular.









OMG I think this is the one Max Hardcore scene I've actually watched-- it almost made me cry. That's Rebeca? A member of mine who knows her suggested we shoot her-- I'm hoping to have her come in to meet us soon. I didn't realize it's the same girl... the scene seemed so traumatizing I thought for sure that girl got out of the biz as fast as her feet would take her.
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#234547 - 04/07/07 10:41 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Let me add to the kudos Conky. Funny as all hell.
Now if we can just get Luke to start going back to Porn Star Karaoke again.......
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#234548 - 04/07/07 10:47 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
J.B. Offline
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Hey Sonny. Diggin' the new avatar.
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#234549 - 04/07/07 10:50 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
DuckHunt Offline
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How many belly's does this woman have?


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#234550 - 04/07/07 11:07 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
J.B. Offline
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Quote:

How many belly's does this woman have?






I can't tell where her Bellies end and her Tits begin.
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#234551 - 04/08/07 04:35 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Conky Offline
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How many belly's does this woman have?




More than is strictly necessary in polite company, and more than you'd want to see in front of you in the line for the buffet.
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#234552 - 04/08/07 06:34 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Quote:

Quote:

How many belly's does this woman have?






I can't tell where her Bellies end and her Tits begin.




Is this Heidi Pike?
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#234553 - 04/08/07 06:46 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Hey Sonny. Diggin' the new avatar.




Thanks. I would KILL to see Torrie Wilson do Porn. But then agian there's about as much a chance of that happening as seeing Pamela Peaks on the cover of a JM productions DVD.
I can see it now, "Pamela Peaks is a White Trash Whore 38".
Seems redundant though.
Maybe Jeff should produce it and donate it to the government as a torture tool. That oughta keem 'em off his back.
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#234554 - 04/08/07 06:55 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
jamesn Offline
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i got a pm saying he wouldn't spend it on booze and i figured the other three didn't have any snafus in getting him the money i could basically match their pledges and part with the cash in my wallet i was going to wonder what happened to in a few days anyhow.

it was a rewarding experience and he may offer you a free gift that would actually be kind of cool but i wouldn't have anywhere i could display it without ruining the "design" in my condo i never asked for.
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#234555 - 04/08/07 07:00 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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i got a pm saying he wouldn't spend it on booze and i figured the other three didn't have any snafus in getting him the money i could basically match their pledges and part with the cash in my wallet i was going to wonder what happened to in a few days anyhow.

it was a rewarding experience and he may offer you a free gift that would actually be kind of cool but i wouldn't have anywhere i could display it without ruining the "design" in my condo i never asked for.




This reply maks my heart soatr like a hawk. It'm also distrub me gr4eatly./ Whaqt is going on her? WHAT THEW HELL IS HAPPENING HERE?!!!!!!!!!!!! [spider]


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#234556 - 04/08/07 07:32 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Conky Offline
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Yesss! Welcome home, Windsock. This had better not be you, Zenman.
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#234557 - 04/08/07 12:17 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Black is reknown for its' slimming qualities...




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#234558 - 04/08/07 12:53 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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OMG I think this is the one Max Hardcore scene I've actually watched-- it almost made me cry. That's Rebeca? A member of mine who knows her suggested we shoot her-- I'm hoping to have her come in to meet us soon. I didn't realize it's the same girl... the scene seemed so traumatizing I thought for sure that girl got out of the biz as fast as her feet would take her.




After the shoot she complained to one of the porn bloggers that she didn't realize that the scene would be so fixated on the little girl look. In response, on Max's site, one of his production assistants pointed out that the teddy bear in the scene was hers, which she brought along as a prop.

Whores lie.
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#234559 - 04/08/07 07:50 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
fuckwhore Offline
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Registered: 02/18/07
Posts: 376
Quote:


Ex-Vivid girl Mercedez is looking rather healthy since being let go from the company.

Rumor has it she is going to be the spokes model for the new Mercedes Benz Tugboat.




That's what happens when you eat refried beans every night. Like most Mexican women, they seem to blow up overnight.

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#234560 - 04/08/07 10:30 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

Black is reknown for its' slimming qualities...




Yeah, just not on Hyde-ey

When black skirts look hot:


When black skirts look tragic:

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#234561 - 04/08/07 10:48 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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Quote:




Nikki should never try and put on a backless dress without adult supervision. Although she does look very





you're the best man. now she said next time we go out we're going to video me helping her get dressed. i owe it all to you.

Quote:


after the awards we went out to eat, nikki says "i don't want to go into a restaurant like this, i need to change!" i offer up my jacket, instead the puts the dress on backwards.

...or correctly depending on your perspective. LOL. either way i have video of her doing it.





and here it is.

Quote:


Look at Mon* cute little chipmunk cheeks!






thanks. both mia and nikki have taken to calling me that now.

Quote:


Does she have brown eyes? I only ask because I believe that all brown-eyed blondes are inherently insane.




they're hazel.
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#234562 - 04/08/07 11:26 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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Great vid, Mon*.
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#234563 - 04/09/07 06:13 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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nice thread conky et al. i just like the fact that camera of death has entered the lexicon.

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#234564 - 04/09/07 10:02 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Conky Offline
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nice thread conky et al. i just like the fact that camera of death has entered the lexicon.




Huh. I just thought that was the brand of kit Luke was using.
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#234565 - 04/11/07 09:28 AM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
Jeff Steward Offline
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Loc: JM Productions
This is the face of regret.

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#234566 - 04/11/07 07:10 PM Re: Luke's Camera of Death at the XRCO Awards
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