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#234427 - 04/06/07 10:35 AM Benz and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
Willie D Offline

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Why you don't screw around with Lucy Lee...

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Lucy went over to Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld before the show and congratulated Evan on losing weight (he had gastric-bypass surgery to accomplish this). {ed: what a fag}


Lucy said something to Tera and then poured a bottle of water on her.


As Tera was hosting the show, Lucy Lee was tossed.


Lucy Lee and Nikki Benz believe they are owed thousands of dollars by Tera’s company.


Nikki Benz emails:


"XRCO Awards Drama!!! Some people are plain dumb!


"The whole night started out weird. I was running late. I was supposed to pick up Monstar a.k.a. Alex at 7:00pm, and it was already 7:20 by the time I left my house. Once I finished getting ready I got into my car and drove as fast as I could to pick up Monstar who is my publicist and a dear friend.


"I finally get to his place, pick up his ass and on the way to the XRCO Awards we go. It took us about 15 minutes to get there. We find parking, park the car, walk to the club where the awards were being held. There is a ton of press and media outside as well as a huge line up. Of course I didn’t have to wait, thank god. I do my red carpet walk, get my pictures taken, do interviews with different reporters and inside we go.


"Alex (Monstar) and I hit the bar and order a drink each. Then we decided to make our rounds and walk around say hello to people. I make it a point to take out my camera and take a bunch of pictures with other adult stars, some are friends and some are just acquaintances. Once we did our rounds, we came back to the front room where there is a bar, the entrance through which every one came in after the red carpet, and a few booths around for those who wished to sit down.


"Next thing you know Lucy Lee, Jessica Jaymes and a cute blonde walk in. I was so happy to see them! I haven’t seen Lucy and Jessica in forever. We start talking, taking pictures and decide to go the bar and grab another drink. We get our drinks, get our pictures taken again by photographers and so on. At this point we were having a blast mingling among our peers. Then I turn around and see Tera Patrick and her husband Evan Seinfeld sitting in one of the booths. Evan gives me a dirty look (just in case you guys don’t know, Tera and Evan owe me a lot of money, as well as to Lucy). So obviously they weren’t happy to see me, let alone Lucy. Lucy went up to Evan to congratulate him on his weight loss, since he’s lost a ton of weight. I go back to the bar and see that Lucy stayed behind, talking to Tera and Evan. At this point I don’t know what was said between them, but then I see Tera get up and pour a bottle of water on Lucy. Lucy in return threw her wine at Tera. They were about to fight, and Evan got in between and called for security. Lucy was drenched with water that Tera poured on her. (Tera used to be an alcoholic, so now she has to stick to water…) Lucy is getting taken out by security outside, then Tera sees me and says “get this blonde bitch out of here too!”. I was like “What?” What did I do? The security didn’t throw me out at first because I didn’t do anything and they saw that, nor did I start anything. However, after some time Tera went into the bathroom with Evan to clean up. She apparently told the XRCO Awards (which she was hosting with Evan) organizer that she refuses to start the show unless if I’m kicked out of the premisses.



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#234428 - 04/06/07 10:47 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
Moxie Offline
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Great promotional move by Lucy Lee. Before yesterday I had no idea who she was. Now I do. There is no such thing as bad publicity. [Ava are you reading this?]


Edited by Moxie (04/06/07 10:58 AM)
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#234429 - 04/06/07 10:52 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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CLASSIC stuff!!! They should have let the 2 whores go at it... and filmed it .... like they did with Dillan Lauren and Ava with the Burrito!

PS -- will Evan's body of tattoo's all shrink now that he's not a porker anymore? Terrible waste of ink?
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#234430 - 04/06/07 11:03 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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So your standard "let's put on a good professional show for the mainstream media" awards event. I might have missed it on the news reports, but has Tom Cruise ever stabbed anyone at an Oscars(TM) ceremony for calling him short? Has Jim Belushi ever punched anyone out for telling him he's not funny at an awards show? Hell, has anyone even heard mainstreamers fighting or throwing drinks on each other during an awards show? Of course not. Because generally they're know how to conrtol themselves in public.

Do other professional bodies have awards ceremonies where egos run quite as wild as porn?
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#234431 - 04/06/07 11:16 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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for one thing benz did not "go postal" on evan. she did not even speak to evan or tera at all.

and that is what sucks about the entire situation. because she was in the general vicinity, not only was she almost bounced from the awards but her name keeps popping up, incorrectly, in relation to the incident.

one misinformed "gossip site" in it's rush to be oh-so-news-breaking falsely attributed her as the champagne tosser.

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#234432 - 04/06/07 11:35 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
Moxie Offline
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for one thing benz did not "go postal" on evan. she did not even speak to evan or tera at all.

and that is what sucks about the entire situation. because she was in the general vicinity, not only was she almost bounced from the awards but her name keeps popping up, incorrectly, in relation to the incident.

one misinformed "gossip site" in it's rush to be oh-so-news-breaking falsely attributed her as the champagne tosser.






As long as they keep saying her name, your job just became a little easier. To bad there's no video to put on Youtube.
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#234433 - 04/06/07 12:26 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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This is golden...but given the fact that a) it's widely known that TeraVision (AKA Tera and Evan) completely screwed over their ex-contract girls (Lee and Benz) with regards to royalties/residuals and b) Lucy Lee has got previous form and a record to boot, which genius at XRCO came up with the brilliant idea of inviting both parties to the awards?


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#234434 - 04/06/07 12:37 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
Moxie Offline
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So your standard "let's put on a good professional show for the mainstream media" awards event. I might have missed it on the news reports, but has Tom Cruise ever stabbed anyone at an Oscars(TM) ceremony for calling him short? Has Jim Belushi ever punched anyone out for telling him he's not funny at an awards show? Hell, has anyone even heard mainstreamers fighting or throwing drinks on each other during an awards show? Of course not. Because generally they're know how to conrtol themselves in public.

Do other professional bodies have awards ceremonies where egos run quite as wild as porn?




I never see Tom Cruise taking a cab from the Acadamy awards and I never see Jack Nicholson driving himself home. I guess I need to look harder.
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#234435 - 04/06/07 03:17 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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congratulated Evan on losing weight (he had gastric-bypass surgery to accomplish this). {ed: what a fag}




Unbelievable.
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#234436 - 04/06/07 03:46 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Great promotional move by Lucy Lee. Before yesterday I had no idea who she was. Now I do. There is no such thing as bad publicity. [Ava are you reading this?]





Moxie... I like you. I mean, I really do.
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#234437 - 04/06/07 03:58 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
Cindi Loftus Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
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Nikki Benz has ALWAYS acted in a professional manner even toward those who she says did her wrong. I was working with her at the exact time she was going through the split with Tera vison and it was a hard time for her, but she still helped me finish a project that I was working on that involved her and Teravision. She did it so I would be okay, with little concern about whether she was getting paid. I think NIkki is top notch (lol).

As far as bad behavior at the XRCO's, no where credible does it say that Nikki did ANYTHING wrong. AND it is an industry only event. No fans, and as far as I know, little mainstream press. So if we are being bad, it is only in the company of our dysfunctional industry selves.

I gotta say, just to be fair that I don't know any details about Nikki's contract with Teravision and Evan & Tera have always been good to me.

Yeah, I know, i'm sitting on the fence, that's why the crack in my ass is getting bigger, lol
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#234438 - 04/06/07 04:17 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
Conky Offline
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AND it is an industry only event. No fans, and as far as I know, little mainstream press. So if we are being bad, it is only in the company of our dysfunctional industry selves.




That doesn't excuse anti social and school yard behavior, Cindi. Just because 'the real Press' isn't there, it doesn't mean you can act like a diva when in reality you haven't been the hottest property in porn for quite some time.

Bottom line, paps were there taking pictures and reporting on the event. Porners were there. They have blogs or MySpace pages. The news gets out that porn people yet again let themselves down by behaving like out of brats with too much money and too little self control.

The more people talk about this industry trying to look professional, the more shit like this just reinforces what a laughable idea that is in an industry filled with cheats, liars, crooks and hookers.
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#234439 - 04/06/07 05:15 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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From the account above, it looks like Tera launched the water first with Lucy retaliating. Cindi, can you confirm?
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#234440 - 04/06/07 06:12 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Quote:

Do other professional bodies have awards ceremonies where egos run quite as wild as porn?




Ever heard of the VIBE awards?
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#234441 - 04/06/07 06:50 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Great promotional move by Lucy Lee. Before yesterday I had no idea who she was. Now I do. There is no such thing as bad publicity. [Ava are you reading this?]




Is this in reference to me not wanting to go on the Maury Povivich show whith Mia? cause i'm not quite getting the point
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#234442 - 04/06/07 07:49 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:

Quote:

Great promotional move by Lucy Lee. Before yesterday I had no idea who she was. Now I do. There is no such thing as bad publicity. [Ava are you reading this?]




Is this in reference to me not wanting to go on the Maury Povivich show whith Mia? cause i'm not quite getting the point




The point is this, being exposed to millions of people is never a bad thing. Is there a strong chance you will look unflattering? Yeah. But the more important thing is that the audience may be intrigued and look into your movies and career. Flat out, your more marketable. However, I would not agree to do the show unless the producers agreed to mention Adam and Eve and Mia's site consistently through the show.


I don't know your reasons for not wanting to do Maury, and I imagine they are quite personal. If you want to be a celebrity, reputation and fear of family and friends discovering your career are not luxuries you can afford. Opportunities for mass exposure don't come along every day for adult performers. Sunny Lane looked like a spas on Primetime, but more people know who she is and now she can move more product. Jenna didn't make it to where she is because of her performance skills, its because so many people know her name.

One other thing. The only reason Maury wants you on the show is because you and Mia are sisters and its a great angle. For marketing purposes, the two of you are more marketable and interesting as a pair than you are individually.

I've yet to hear a negative outcome which would outweigh the benefits of this appearance. What is it that has you so concerned?


Edited by Moxie (04/06/07 08:00 PM)
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#234443 - 04/06/07 07:56 PM Re: Benz and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Tera is a stuck-up princess cunt that needs to be kicked in her snatch.

I wonder if Evan & his refined tub-o-guts were able to withstand the force that two bitches in heat were about to lay on each other?

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From the account above, it looks like Tera launched the water first with Lucy retaliating. Cindi, can you confirm?




Which is why I'm surprised (by Benz's account) that someone didn't step up, when that cunt demanded that Lee be tossed, and note that Tera is the one who started the bullshit.

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#234444 - 04/07/07 01:42 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Great promotional move by Lucy Lee. Before yesterday I had no idea who she was. Now I do. There is no such thing as bad publicity. [Ava are you reading this?]




Is this in reference to me not wanting to go on the Maury Povivich show whith Mia? cause i'm not quite getting the point




The point is this, being exposed to millions of people is never a bad thing. Is there a strong chance you will look unflattering? Yeah. But the more important thing is that the audience may be intrigued and look into your movies and career. Flat out, your more marketable. However, I would not agree to do the show unless the producers agreed to mention Adam and Eve and Mia's site consistently through the show.


I don't know your reasons for not wanting to do Maury, and I imagine they are quite personal. If you want to be a celebrity, reputation and fear of family and friends discovering your career are not luxuries you can afford. Opportunities for mass exposure don't come along every day for adult performers. Sunny Lane looked like a spas on Primetime, but more people know who she is and now she can move more product. Jenna didn't make it to where she is because of her performance skills, its because so many people know her name.

One other thing. The only reason Maury wants you on the show is because you and Mia are sisters and its a great angle. For marketing purposes, the two of you are more marketable and interesting as a pair than you are individually.

I've yet to hear a negative outcome which would outweigh the benefits of this appearance. What is it that has you so concerned?




I don't think walking into a pre-arranged ambush (C'mon...you just know they're gonna wheel out that self-promoting harridan from XXXChurch or something) on national TV is what Katy Zvolerin and co. have in mind as the best way to promote their Adam & Eve contract girls, and by extension the A&E brand itself.

Sure, a great quantity of exposure is there to be gained, but what about the quality of the exposure?


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#234445 - 04/07/07 03:44 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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There is no such thing as bad publicity. [Ava are you reading this?]




You sound like Wankus trying to get whores to come on ksex.

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#234446 - 04/07/07 03:46 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Naaahhhh, Chuck. That's WAY too polite (and too subtle) for Wankus.
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#234447 - 04/07/07 04:09 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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is what Katy Zvolerin and co. have in mind as the best way to promote their Adam & Eve contract girls, and by extension the A&E brand itself.





Um... Dan... Its Contract Star... And there is just one. Ava...

And honestly... I don't think I should have any reason to even care how A&E would "look" from this, or how they would feel. Not that any of it would be bad. I think people see me as a lot less intelegent than I am. When I spoke with them, I asked A LOT of questions.... and ntohing was negitive in anyway, unless it comes out of our mouths.

Not to mention... Adam and Eve didn't think twice when they decided to sign Ava... People mistake this for jealousy. Trust me, I'm not. I have a sister... Who has been my best friend my entire life. We had never been apart for more than a week... It was like we hugged, than put or backs together and walked away... But she walked into job security.... A good publist ext ext... I guess you could say I just stood there watching her leave.

So this is me trying to keep my god damn head above water... Me trying to keep up with Ava withtout a good publisit, with out a multi million dollar company helping me every step of the way...

Is that wrong? Cause the only wrong thing I see is my sister still walking and not looking back to help her best friend

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#234448 - 04/07/07 07:24 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

is what Katy Zvolerin and co. have in mind as the best way to promote their Adam & Eve contract girls, and by extension the A&E brand itself.





Um... Dan... Its Contract Star... And there is just one. Ava...




I was refering to A&E's contract stars, of which there is more than just Ava unless they've fired Carmen Luvana recently? If you wanted to go on the show by yourself, I doubt they'd be bothered, but if you bring your sis along then it becomes a matter of company interest, and like I said, they're not dumb enough to march one of their biggest marketing tools on to an anti-porn, fish-in-a-barrel-shoot like the Maury show.

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And honestly... I don't think I should have any reason to even care how A&E would "look" from this, or how they would feel. Not that any of it would be bad.




You're 100% correct here...you have no reason to care about A&E, and they have no vested interest in you either. But we're not talking about just you here, are we? We're talking about the package, i.e. you and Ava together, and they most certainly do have a vested interest in what Ava does, how she presents herself, how she represents/portrays the company etc.


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I think people see me as a lot less intelegent than I am. When I spoke with them, I asked A LOT of questions.... and ntohing was negitive in anyway, unless it comes out of our mouths.




They will tell you exactly what you want to hear to get you to do the show, and that includes lying through their teeth.

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Not to mention... Adam and Eve didn't think twice when they decided to sign Ava... People mistake this for jealousy. Trust me, I'm not. I have a sister... Who has been my best friend my entire life. We had never been apart for more than a week... It was like we hugged, than put or backs together and walked away... But she walked into job security.... A good publist ext ext... I guess you could say I just stood there watching her leave.

So this is me trying to keep my god damn head above water... Me trying to keep up with Ava withtout a good publisit, with out a multi million dollar company helping me every step of the way...




Might I suggest Monstar to fill that publicist-sized void in your life? He shills hard for his girls, but he's tolerable too.

As for Ava, don't try to 'keep up'...find your own direction. Most hardcore gonzo fans detest the sort of couples-friendly feature stuff that A&E put out...thus you can be the Yin to Ava's Yang in this respect, the Naughty to her Nice.

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Is that wrong? Cause the only wrong thing I see is my sister still walking and not looking back to help her best friend





You might not be able to see it now, but trust me, she is definitely helping you by not doing the show.

Personally, I'm really hoping the people from Maury Povich now go ahead and book, say, Whitney and Britney Stevens, and spring the ambush they had planned for you and Ava on them instead. Then I can turn around and say 'Ha! Told you so!'.

She is definitely being cruel to be kind in this instance, but I think she's doing you a huge favour by not relenting on her decision.


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#234449 - 04/07/07 07:37 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Mia, please don't do the Maury Show. It's not the mainstream exposure you think it is. As for attracting customers to your site, keep in mind the Maury Show's audience is mostly viewed by part-time employees in the Walmart breakroom or the reck center at Folsom State Pen. Neither of whom have high-speed cable, let alone credit cards.
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#234450 - 04/07/07 08:28 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Listen to Baby G, Mia. Your sister and your friends are right: Doing Maury is a bad Idea and a terrible career move. Trust us. We're your friends and we love you. And that's coming from XPT, where we abuse everybody. Besides, I'm God, damnit. Would I steer you wrong?
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#234451 - 04/07/07 08:29 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
Moxie Offline
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Its pretty apparent that the people suggesting that Mia & Ava not to do Maury are ONLY concerned about how it makes the industry look. When their shelf like ends, will the industry be looking our for these girls? No, of course not. Its pretty selfish to ask these girls to think of anyone but themselves.

I also don't think A&E is going to be concerned about Ava geting the "correct" exposure. A&E wants more sales, plain and simple. Having their company name and their star promoted to millions of people is free advertising.

I will say this, of all the girls in porn, I could see Ava & Mia getting a more mainstream gig, because their story is marketable. That all depends on how much personality they have on film. The jury is still out on that one. The Maury show presents them an opportunity to have a tape to show to someone at William Morris or another agency. Its an opportunity to show them doing something other than anal and taking facials.

I really have yet to hear what the down side of this is? Embarassment? Tarnishing their reputations? These are not luxuries a celebrity can afford. I'm sure Paris Hilton was embarrased about sex tape, but people now know who she is. Sunny Lane made the industry look bad, but Sunny Lane is more marketable.

So what is this down side? And don't talk about how the industry looks, cause thats not something the Rose's should be concerned about. And don't talk about how bad they may look, becuase if they gain a few new fans it will be worth it.

Its not a sure thing, its an opportunity. The winners in life are those that take an imperfect opportunity and make the most of it. Those that wait for the perfect opportunity end up with nothing but regret and missed opportunities.
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#234452 - 04/07/07 09:24 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Registered: 10/21/05
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Quote:

Sunny Lane made the industry look bad, but Sunny Lane is more marketable.





Really? I don't see it myself...she might have a little name recognition with the casual customer, but a cursory glance of the boxcovers in the store will reveal that there are shedloads of more attractive girls in porn, some of whom also do anal as well.


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#234453 - 04/07/07 10:33 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Quote:

Quote:

Sunny Lane made the industry look bad, but Sunny Lane is more marketable.





Really? I don't see it myself...she might have a little name recognition with the casual customer, but a cursory glance of the boxcovers in the store will reveal that there are shedloads of more attractive girls in porn, some of whom also do anal as well.






There are lots of girls in Sunny's hotness category and she found a way to distinguish herself from them. Besides, now that fans know backstory a little, it backs the defilement of her orrifices more

Still waiting to hear the downside of this appearance. If its fearing that people will not respect Ava or Mia, it occurs to me that you should not be doing porn if you are looking for respect.
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#234454 - 04/07/07 10:41 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
Conky Offline
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I have never, ever, ever seen a mainstream interpretation of pornography that was favorable.

Any time a chat show wants to have porners on its show, it's bad news. Mia, this is none of my business (or anyone else's, come to that), but all my experience leads me to believe that the show's producers will have an agenda that neither you nor your sister are party to.

You will be made to look like immoral whores on national TV. There will be no one rooting for you on set or in the audience, and you'll be asked to defend the entire industry, not just the things you or Ava have done.

I would run like Hell in the opposite direction from this one.
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#234455 - 04/07/07 10:56 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Conky- if Mia & Ava were concerned about being portrayed as immoral whores, then maybe they should not be in porn. I'd be willing to bet that the show will be about how young girls are being drawn to porn at a young age and see it as a profession to consider and how porn is harming the youth.

The audience will bow their heads in riteous indignation and then promptly go buy Moving Violations and jerk themselves to sleep. The producers use Mia and Ava to rally against porn, Mia and Ava use the producers to rpomote themselves. Every one sells a little peice of their soul and everyone gets what they want. If porn stars did not get huge ratings, these shows would not invite them on.

The thing which ends the career of a female performer is boredom and the availability of fresh new talent.


Edited by Moxie (04/07/07 11:00 AM)
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#234456 - 04/07/07 11:24 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Mia, please don't do the Maury Show. It's not the mainstream exposure you think it is. As for attracting customers to your site, keep in mind the Maury Show's audience is mostly viewed by part-time employees in the Walmart breakroom or the reck center at Folsom State Pen. Neither of whom have high-speed cable, let alone credit cards.




By Mia and her sister going on Maury won't mean anything negative or positive for them. They will just be another 2 whores from a trailer park that is on that show. Only difference is we will not be hearing "He is NOT the father" of your baby.

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#234457 - 04/08/07 05:22 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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#234458 - 04/08/07 05:26 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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#234459 - 04/08/07 02:47 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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#234460 - 04/08/07 07:47 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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I solved this whole thing earlier for Mia, if only she would listen and follow my Post in this thread:

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#234461 - 04/08/07 07:50 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Quote:

I solved this whole thing earlier for Mia, if only she would listen and follow my Post in this thread:

What you need is Anal Creampies, LOTS of Anal Creampies.




No risk, no reward. Still waiting to hear what the downside is?
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#234462 - 04/09/07 04:41 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Quote:

I think people see me as a lot less intelegent than I am.




Don't worry hunnie, it's not just you, all whores were created equal. Trying to stand out amongst them is futile.

Take a look at Bree Olson for instance, she's your age & was going to a major midwestern university. Not quite sure how smart she really is, but it's not worth trying to break the mold, IMO.

If a whore goes to college, what does she major in? Psychology would be the perfect profession, I think, so they could analyze the decisions they've made in life before OD'ing.


Quote:

So this is me trying to keep my god damn head above water... Me trying to keep up with Ava withtout a good publisit, with out a multi million dollar company helping me every step of the way.




It's ok Mia, you always have your butthole to depend on, as did Whorlary Scott. Who needs a million dollars? Again, I defer to Hillary Scott.
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#234463 - 04/09/07 05:44 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Quote:

I think people see me as a lot less intelegent than I am.




why do you say that?
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#234464 - 04/09/07 05:48 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Quote:

Quote:

I think people see me as a lot less intelegent than I am.




why do you say that?






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#234465 - 04/09/07 06:12 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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If a whore goes to college, what does she major in? Psychology would be the perfect profession, I think, so they could analyze the decisions they've made before they o.d.




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#234466 - 04/09/07 06:21 PM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Mia I think going on maury is a mistake as well. I used to get a lot of these shows wanting myself and my wives (yes plural) on the show but you have to look at these shows for what they are...a bunch of low IQ low lives making themselves feel better about their lives by passing judgement on you.

And what does it buy you...do the people who watch Maury or jerry Springer buy porn movies? The answer BTW is no so the truth is there really is no upside.

Yer a class act Mia you can do better than these shows...and you will.

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#234467 - 04/09/07 06:44 PM Re: Benz and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Quote:

Quote:

If a whore goes to college, what does she major in? Psychology would be the perfect profession, I think, so they could analyze the decisions they've made before they o.d.









No,...no...Ms. J. To thou, I

Quote:

Bree was also escorting before getting into porn and as much of a freak as in some of her films. She also bought a house in Indiana that she probably can't afford.




That explains why she seems so addicted to money. I fondly recall reading an early interview where she basically said she's a gold digger. Having money is nice, but I learned the hard way when actually WORKING for my money, that free time is far more precious - something I didn't have when I was making the money. Now that I have the time, I have no money. Ahh, the vicious cycle.

It's the other way around, Mox. After hearing a quote of her earnings, I'd be tempted to say if she's smart about it, she'll have the house paid off by the end of 2007.

She might be hot as hell, but there are dozens in her place that will equally take it up the ass for less in life, freak or not. Point being, this is why I have no time for most of the whores. I gave up when thank you involved too much effort.
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#234468 - 04/09/07 10:23 PM Re: Benz and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Could be worse, you could go on Springer. Now that's the bottom of the barrel.

Is this Evan guy the same guy that was on that VH1 reality show? What a douche.

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#234469 - 04/10/07 09:02 AM Re: Benz and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Quote:

Could be worse, you could go on Springer. Now that's the bottom of the barrel.

Is this Evan guy the same guy that was on that VH1 reality show? What a douche.




Yes he is, and let me tell you from personal experience, he can be a major ballbreaker.



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#234470 - 04/10/07 09:21 AM Re: Benz and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Quote:

Bree was also escorting before getting into porn and as much of a freak as in some of her films. She also bought a house in Indiana that she probably can't afford.




That explains why she seems so addicted to money. I fondly recall reading an early interview where she basically said she's a gold digger.




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#234471 - 04/10/07 09:32 AM Re: Benz and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Quote:

From sugardaddyforme.com

drug and disease free no children never been married been with very few people but am sexually open minded to about anything
eager to please and have no tatoos or piercings




Where's Burg when you need him? Wow, this is fucked up. Where do you find this shit? There's a website for everything, I swear to god.

I especially like the "been with very few people" part, duh. It's as though her life as a porn whore never existed?

Gotta give her props though, she's skipping Porn Whore 102: Escorting, and going right to Porn Whore 201: Marrying Rich: How to do the absolutely the least & gain the most in life.
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#234472 - 04/10/07 10:12 AM Re: Benz and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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I'm pretty sure this ad was from BEFORE she did porn. She also has an ad for "companion services" on sexxyjobs.
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#234473 - 04/10/07 11:20 AM Re: Benz and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Yeah, but why didn't you include the pic she ran with the ad?


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#234474 - 04/10/07 11:24 AM Re: Benz and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
Moxie Offline
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Yeah, but why didn't you include the pic she ran with the ad?




I don't know how to do that screen capture thing. If someone wants to tell me how i'll do it.
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#234475 - 04/10/07 11:50 AM Re: Benz and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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You can just click on the attachment I provided, Moxie.

Same pic as in her ad....
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#234476 - 04/10/07 12:15 PM Re: We should start a new thread to discuss this
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You can just click on the attachment I provided, Moxie.

Same pic as in her ad....




Grant, no photo added bro?

Moxie. Screen capture = CTRL + Print Screen on your keyboard. You'll have to do any altering in your graphics program of choice.

EDIT: I just realize what thread this is, and the fact it has no relevance to Nikki, Evan, Tera, or Lucy Lee. Please, someone shoot me.
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#234477 - 04/10/07 01:29 PM Re: We should start a new thread to discuss this
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Jack, I posted one above Moxie's post ... scroll up.
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#234478 - 04/10/07 01:33 PM Re: We should start a new thread to discuss this
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[Moxie. Screen capture = CTRL + Print Screen on your keyboard. You'll have to do any altering in your graphics program of choice.




Thank You sir. I was wondering that myself.
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#234479 - 04/10/07 02:13 PM Re: We should start a new thread to discuss this
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Quote:

Jack, I posted one above Moxie's post ... scroll up.




Excellent. She's like a deer in the headlights, even if it is posed.
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#234480 - 04/16/07 10:28 AM Re: Bena and Lee Go Postal On EVAN SEINFELD
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Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
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Quote:

I used to get a lot of these shows wanting myself and my wives (yes plural) on the show




Why is this not surprising?

Quote:

but you have to look at these shows for what they are...a bunch of low IQ low lives making themselves feel better about their lives by passing judgement on you.




Couldn't the same be said of most daytime TV shows? It's entertainment for the hillbilly masses so I'll have to defer to Mike's expertise in knowing who they are geared to (people much like himself).

Quote:

And what does it buy you...do the people who watch Maury or jerry Springer buy porn movies? The answer BTW is no so the truth is there really is no upside.




Hmmm, while I'm sure Mike has a degree in marketing to back up his observations, a lot of people watch these shows. While I'm not one of them, their audiences collectively contain millions of potential customers and if you want to be in the public eye, going on such shows isn't the worst thing you could do. Even if you only gained a few hundred loyal fanboys by going on such a show (a miniscule number compared to the numbers watching), it could be worth the trouble financially. Will they try and make you look bad? Yeah, but you'll potentially be the one laughing all the way to the bank (Hyapatia Lee used to go on talk shows a lot and was therefore in huge demand as a feature dancer and performer IIRC; Belladonna was made to look like a sad, misguided youth by Barbara Walters a few years back and she's enjoying the most success of her career; those are but a few of the gals that've tried this route).

Mia, whatever you decide to do, keep in mind that free advice is usually worth the price you paid and the internet is full of "experts" willing to guide you off a cliff-free of charge. You can plan out your career best by deciding exactly what you want out of it and then making it happen. There are pitfalls to national exposure but lower sales are not going to be one of them.
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