I can assure you, Calvin, that ain't me. I gave up the fire-and-brimstone after many years of anger management therapy. And I was gonna hire you as the new Messiah, remember?

As for casting scenes, I'm Semi-Retired now, trying to work on my golf game. But If I was casting, I'd certainly be able to find a less stanky skank than Hillary. After all, I may be semi-retired, but I'm still God.