And this deal with taking his birthday off every year! I know, it's his birthday, but medammit we do 30% of our annual business on that ONE FUCKING DAY, and where is he? Throwing down ducats in Vegas with that whore he is so infatuated with, and we have to bring in this Santa Claus clown to fill in.

You do know what "Santa" is an acronym for, don't you?

That's right: "ant ass".

Yeah, I threw in an extra "s". I'm the fucking messiah, what are you going to do about it?
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[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson