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I was just about to post and ask for ideas of what the trophies should look like...rather than a dull lucite/lexite block, or a tacky plate on what looks like a heart-shaped wooden chopping board, we need something with serious comedy value.

Thus, I was thinking something like this>

Let's be honest here...you can't have an XPT Awards without a masturbating banana, it's just not cricket.

Cast in some sort of cheap plastic material and set on a nice wooden base, it would take pride of place on any porner's shelf.

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Brilliant! I suggest Gia be the one awarding the trophies on the floor of the AEE next January (in part because she came up with many of the best ideas, mostly because she's a hotty) like Den does, with pictures taken by one of you more competent with a camera than myself or Luke. I'd chip in a few bucks to make it happen...

PS: How about adding in an honorary category for biggest schill reviewer of the year? (I know I'd face some incredibly tough competition but it'd give me something to shoot for, right?)