Gia Jordan has given us the definitive list of awards.

I recommend TMFR for most likely to be incarcerated (again) and Jewel DeNyle and DeBella for catfight of the year.

Most fraudulent company is a tie between Derek Hay and anything involving Shy Love. Scott Fayner is a good candidate for the Hanger-On award since he posted here that he was leaving porn, yet apparently still hangs around TMFR. Sasha Grey seems to be well on her way to the Most Shot Out award, and Worst Career Move might go to Skirt Lackwood for his hissyfit with Gram Ponante.