Most Delusional Whore
Porn Hanger-On-er of the Year
Most Disease Riddled (must be lifestyle related)
Least Articulate Whore
Worst Porn Career Move of the Year
Most Shot Out
Strongest Pimphand (best agent)
Best Casting Couch (the Regan Senter Award)
Worst Hair Award
Best Catfight
Most Spoiled Porn Pooch
Unhung Swordsman Award (Weakest Woodsman)
Most Likely to be Incarcerated
Most Fraudulent Company
Best Fake Cancer
Brokest Ho of the Year
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