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Poster most self-impressed with their education.
Best use of Ryan Knoxx as a punching bag.
Most disgusting photo posted.
The "Girls of Tony Malice's Office" lifetime achievement award.
Best use of graemlins.
Most surreal post. a.written b. image
Schill of the year./ Shameless self-promoter of the year. (trophy is a bust of Brandon Iron)
A tribute segment to honor those who've left us in the past year. (think Bishop, not Chet)
Poster who is the best reason for an "Ignore" feature.




I was just about to post and ask for ideas of what the trophies should look like...rather than a dull lucite/lexite block, or a tacky plate on what looks like a heart-shaped wooden chopping board, we need something with serious comedy value.

Thus, I was thinking something like this>

Let's be honest here...you can't have an XPT Awards without a masturbating banana, it's just not cricket.

Cast in some sort of cheap plastic material and set on a nice wooden base, it would take pride of place on any porner's shelf.