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#233635 - 04/03/07 07:59 PM Greatest Directors in Porn
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I've decided to start posting pictures of the best directors in porn. We'll start here.

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#233636 - 04/03/07 08:01 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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#233637 - 04/03/07 08:01 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Where's the pic of Jules Jordan?
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#233638 - 04/03/07 08:06 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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notice i didn't say aids. that would be libel.


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#233639 - 04/03/07 08:15 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Here are two in one.

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#233640 - 04/03/07 08:16 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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#233641 - 04/03/07 08:16 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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yes! best picture ever! edit-the smallest penis ever-guy and the meghan's law guy. bella's beat.


Edited by jamesn (04/03/07 08:21 PM)
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#233642 - 04/03/07 08:18 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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#233643 - 04/03/07 08:21 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Darth, Just Curious: What possessed you to post pictures of Ugly fuckin' Men. (I include Bella in that catagory.) Felling a little Nacho today?
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#233644 - 04/03/07 08:24 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Another 2 in one picture.

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#233645 - 04/03/07 08:25 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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I am posting photos of the unsung heroes. The greatest, most inspirational porn directors of our day.
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#233646 - 04/03/07 08:25 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Everyone's favorite banned poster.
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#233647 - 04/03/07 08:28 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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I am posting photos of the unsung heroes. The greatest, most inspirational porn directors of our day.




Well, most of 'em are pretty good at singing their own praises, so thery're hardly unsung. Inspirational? I think you need to raise your standards.
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#233648 - 04/03/07 08:30 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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The people behind the cameras need their day in the spotlight.

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#233649 - 04/03/07 08:38 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Here are two in one.




oh my fucking christ, tell me that is not my dear sweet skeeter. i have few joys left in life, so i must forget i saw that picture.
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#233650 - 04/03/07 09:07 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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#233651 - 04/03/07 09:09 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Wow, Max sure is partial to the color yellow, isn't he?
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#233652 - 04/03/07 09:09 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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#233653 - 04/03/07 09:11 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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#233654 - 04/04/07 01:05 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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#233655 - 04/04/07 04:21 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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OK. So I see pictures of 11 directors here. We could exclude Hillary though since she isn't really a top director by any stretch. That said, we officially have our top 10.
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#233656 - 04/04/07 04:32 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Joey off his face most of the time, so why not put Mr Denim, PT in there instead? That way you get the iconic throwback without the blurred vision.
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#233657 - 04/04/07 05:30 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Alex De Renzy was a pioneer, and as Rex Borsky did some of the hottest videos of the time.

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#233658 - 04/04/07 09:02 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Alex De Renzy was a pioneer, and as Rex Borsky did some of the hottest videos of the time.




Well brother - this thread is dedicated to them. Post a picture and cry out their name in pride and happiness.
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#233659 - 04/04/07 09:10 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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This thread is not complete without some mention of the Dark Brothers.
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#233660 - 04/04/07 10:02 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Gerard Damiano


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#233661 - 04/05/07 01:11 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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#233662 - 04/05/07 01:45 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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#233664 - 04/06/07 08:29 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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It was nice to see another Darth post picked up at Lukeisback.com. Yes I agree this is an exciting thread. Fantastic! Keep them coming.
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#233665 - 04/06/07 10:03 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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It was nice to see another Darth post picked up at Lukeisback.com. Yes I agree this is an exciting thread. Fantastic! Keep them coming.



Lying sack of shit.

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#233666 - 04/06/07 10:27 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Quote:

It was nice to see another Darth post picked up at Lukeisback.com. Yes I agree this is an exciting thread. Fantastic! Keep them coming.



Lying sack of shit.




http://lukeisback.com/bloglukeisback/?cat=57

Cry it out fanboy!
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#233667 - 04/06/07 10:31 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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#233668 - 04/06/07 10:33 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Darth - That's cool that you're thread got mentioned, but don't you think it's more than slightly lame that this is what Luke considers news? I mean, honestly... he copies and pastes shit from message boards and acts like it's news. Who's he blowing to stay in this biz?

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#233669 - 04/06/07 10:37 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Counselor Moxie started the first thread, and the second is a lame pic-post...who cares, you just lift ideas from other people anyway, and when you get heat you cry.

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#233670 - 04/06/07 10:39 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Darth - That's cool that you're thread got mentioned, but don't you think it's more than slightly lame that this is what Luke considers news? I mean, honestly... he copies and pastes shit from message boards and acts like it's news. Who's he blowing to stay in this biz?






Honestly I realize it is meaningless, in the scheme of things, to get a thread mentioned. I think some people live for it. Coming soon... The Darth Porn Blog!
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#233671 - 04/06/07 10:39 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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You can't write, you're illiterate, a porn blog would be useless.

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#233672 - 04/06/07 10:43 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Hmm, viewing my profile, trying to think of a response? You're as lame as Guapo...see you later, dickwad.

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#233673 - 04/06/07 11:08 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Hmm, viewing my profile, trying to think of a response? You're as lame as Guapo...see you later, dickwad.




I like Guapo. The most underrated poster on xxxpt. As far as you questioning my literacy, that is like telling Hillary Scott that she has never taken cock in her ass. It is so ridiculous and untrue, nobody can take it seriously. You might as well accuse me of picking my nose.
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#233674 - 04/06/07 11:18 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Yeah, you like fake people. You can't write: your claim to fame, the Jules Jordan phone book post, you stole from AdultFYI. Your other is a series of pictures. When I called you on being a plagiarist, you spammed the board with a referendum on me which backfired, then you took a 3 hour tour and whined like a baby to Malice and Jeffy. You ran with the Lockwood picture until we accured you of being his fanboy, then you suddenly changed it, like we rode Hyde until he took down his anime faggot headwear. No one cares about you, if I kicked you out no one would cry except you...so go get some saline solution for your eyes.

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#233675 - 04/06/07 04:16 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Yeah, you like fake people. You can't write: your claim to fame, the Jules Jordan phone book post, you stole from AdultFYI. Your other is a series of pictures. When I called you on being a plagiarist, you spammed the board with a referendum on me which backfired, then you took a 3 hour tour and whined like a baby to Malice and Jeffy. You ran with the Lockwood picture until we accured you of being his fanboy, then you suddenly changed it, like we rode Hyde until he took down his anime faggot headwear. No one cares about you, if I kicked you out no one would cry except you...so go get some saline solution for your eyes.




I get wood whenever you same my name.
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#233676 - 04/06/07 08:27 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Hmm, viewing my profile, trying to think of a response? You're as lame as Guapo...see you later, dickwad.




Speaking of which, whatever happened to XPT's token wigger?
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#233677 - 04/07/07 01:44 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Quote:

Hmm, viewing my profile, trying to think of a response? You're as lame as Guapo...see you later, dickwad.




Speaking of which, whatever happened to XPT's token wigger?




I think this is just the calm before the storm. I expect Guapo to make himself known to us again at some point during the De'Bella chat....

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#233678 - 04/07/07 01:46 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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I caught him lurking earlier this evening. Didn't post anything, though. His Ebonics Thesaurus must not have arrived yet from Amazon.com.
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#233679 - 04/07/07 01:19 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Everyone's favorite banned poster.




Why was Hillary banned???? That's just crazy.

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#233680 - 04/07/07 01:22 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
Gigi Offline
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hey brandon! how's the herp treating you lately?
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#233681 - 04/07/07 02:16 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Better than this board is treating XRCO Performer of the Year Hillary Scott. I mean, she set a record for the most awards won in one year: Performer of the Year, Best Actress, Orgasmic Analist, Orgasmic Oralist and Superslut.

If she's banned, there's no justice here.

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#233682 - 04/07/07 02:23 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Better than this board is treating XRCO Performer of the Year Hillary Scott. I mean, she set a record for the most awards won in one year: Performer of the Year, Best Actress, Orgasmic Analist, Orgasmic Oralist and Superslut.

If she's banned, there's no justice here.





Well played.
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#233683 - 04/07/07 02:45 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Hillary isn't banned. Brandon is just fucking around with the caption of that pic he's in with Hillary. Roaul wrote "everyone's favorite banned poster" assuming Brandon was banned, but he's not either, obviously. Brandon, how are things at Platinum?
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#233684 - 04/07/07 02:49 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Yeah. I had heard that Brandon had been banned for having, like, 27 alt-ids or something like that. Must've been a rumor.
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#233685 - 04/07/07 02:53 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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At one time he probably was and you're probably right. I just wanted to make it clear that Hillary isn't banned and Brandon is just being a tricky leprechaun.
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