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#233637 - 04/03/07 08:01 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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Where's the pic of Jules Jordan?
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#233641 - 04/03/07 08:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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yes! best picture ever! edit-the smallest penis ever-guy and the meghan's law guy. bella's beat.
Edited by jamesn (04/03/07 08:21 PM)
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#233643 - 04/03/07 08:21 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
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Darth, Just Curious: What possessed you to post pictures of Ugly fuckin' Men. (I include Bella in that catagory.) Felling a little Nacho today? 
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#233645 - 04/03/07 08:25 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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I am posting photos of the unsung heroes. The greatest, most inspirational porn directors of our day.
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#233647 - 04/03/07 08:28 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
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I am posting photos of the unsung heroes. The greatest, most inspirational porn directors of our day.
Well, most of 'em are pretty good at singing their own praises, so thery're hardly unsung. Inspirational? I think you need to raise your standards.
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#233650 - 04/03/07 09:07 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
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#233652 - 04/03/07 09:09 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
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#233653 - 04/03/07 09:11 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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#233655 - 04/04/07 04:21 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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OK. So I see pictures of 11 directors here. We could exclude Hillary though since she isn't really a top director by any stretch. That said, we officially have our top 10.
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#233656 - 04/04/07 04:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Joey off his face most of the time, so why not put Mr Denim, PT in there instead? That way you get the iconic throwback without the blurred vision.
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#233659 - 04/04/07 09:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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This thread is not complete without some mention of the Dark Brothers.
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#233664 - 04/06/07 08:29 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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It was nice to see another Darth post picked up at Lukeisback.com. Yes I agree this is an exciting thread. Fantastic! Keep them coming.
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#233665 - 04/06/07 10:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9185
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It was nice to see another Darth post picked up at Lukeisback.com. Yes I agree this is an exciting thread. Fantastic! Keep them coming.
Lying sack of shit.
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#233677 - 04/07/07 01:44 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Hmm, viewing my profile, trying to think of a response? You're as lame as Guapo...see you later, dickwad. 
Speaking of which, whatever happened to XPT's token wigger?
I think this is just the calm before the storm. I expect Guapo to make himself known to us again at some point during the De'Bella chat.... 
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#233678 - 04/07/07 01:46 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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I caught him lurking earlier this evening. Didn't post anything, though. His Ebonics Thesaurus must not have arrived yet from Amazon.com.
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#233679 - 04/07/07 01:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Everyone's favorite banned poster.
Why was Hillary banned???? That's just crazy.
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#233680 - 04/07/07 01:22 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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hey brandon! how's the herp treating you lately? 
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#233683 - 04/07/07 02:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Hillary isn't banned. Brandon is just fucking around with the caption of that pic he's in with Hillary. Roaul wrote "everyone's favorite banned poster" assuming Brandon was banned, but he's not either, obviously. Brandon, how are things at Platinum?
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#233684 - 04/07/07 02:49 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Yeah. I had heard that Brandon had been banned for having, like, 27 alt-ids or something like that. Must've been a rumor.
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#233685 - 04/07/07 02:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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At one time he probably was and you're probably right. I just wanted to make it clear that Hillary isn't banned and Brandon is just being a tricky leprechaun.
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#233686 - 04/07/07 02:56 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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King, I got that. I thought Brandon's reposte was a clever pary.
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#233687 - 04/07/07 02:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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werd /monstar
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#233688 - 04/07/07 03:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Brandon, how're the lines at Welfare these days? Do you get cut into an executive speed line because of your fame?
Or is there another directing deal pending? Seriously.
Nah, you're right, I'm just fucking with you.
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#233693 - 04/07/07 04:58 PM
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Registered: 04/18/03
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Then one gentleman got her eye and the whole thing turned ugly. Chelsie said she only wanted to party with professionals, not bums off the street.
I was very embarrassed by the whole incident and offered to giver her my party footage so she could use it at www.extremechelsierae.com. I think she's still pissed, though, because she just grabbed the tape, told me to fuck off, and said that a man without a job is no man at all.
"White collar job means white cum on my face," she muttered under her breath as she stormed out. "No job means no cum."
At least I have my friends here to give me support...
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#233694 - 04/07/07 05:15 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
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Hmmmm... Appearances by Brandon Iron and Tricia Devereaux. Is it a Full Moon? 
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#233697 - 04/08/07 11:17 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 02/19/07
Posts: 12
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what's the name of the hot bitch in the background?
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#233700 - 04/08/07 01:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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If Mrs Conky got naked, people would strip off in order to throw their clothes at her.
Is that Ryan right at the back, as far away from the action as the ex-cons can get him? Thought so.
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#233701 - 04/08/07 04:37 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Next time B.I, do society a favor and just machine-gun them all and leave their carcasses in the desert.
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#233707 - 04/15/07 04:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Lest we forget
who are the whore pissedoff by ashley and why ?
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#233708 - 04/15/07 04:16 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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The whore is Allie Sin, but I don't know the answer to the second part of your question.
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#233710 - 04/15/07 04:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I don't think Allie is a professed carpet muncher, either. To which I ask, what IS she capable of that qualifies her for porn at all, other than having big tits & fucking for money so her rockstar boyfriend (read: pimp) can buy some more nose candy?
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