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#233686 - 04/07/07 02:56 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
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King, I got that. I thought Brandon's reposte was a clever pary.
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#233687 - 04/07/07 02:59 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Registered: 03/22/06
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#233688 - 04/07/07 03:55 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Brandon, how're the lines at Welfare these days? Do you get cut into an executive speed line because of your fame?

Or is there another directing deal pending? Seriously.

Nah, you're right, I'm just fucking with you.
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#233689 - 04/07/07 04:49 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Thanks for your concern, Conky. I did meet some other unemployed guys in the welfare line. I wanted to throw a party to celebrate the good weather we've been having and do a little networking in hopes of landing a job.

Things started out fine...



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#233690 - 04/07/07 04:52 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Some of the guys got liquored up and took advantage of sweet, innocent Chelsie Rae.



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#233691 - 04/07/07 04:53 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Chelsie was cool enough to get her mouth filled...



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#233692 - 04/07/07 04:55 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Other guys plastered her face. She made everyone laugh with her impersonation of Bubbles from American Bukkake.



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#233693 - 04/07/07 04:58 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Then one gentleman got her eye and the whole thing turned ugly. Chelsie said she only wanted to party with professionals, not bums off the street.



I was very embarrassed by the whole incident and offered to giver her my party footage so she could use it at www.extremechelsierae.com. I think she's still pissed, though, because she just grabbed the tape, told me to fuck off, and said that a man without a job is no man at all.

"White collar job means white cum on my face," she muttered under her breath as she stormed out. "No job means no cum."

At least I have my friends here to give me support...


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#233694 - 04/07/07 05:15 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Hmmmm... Appearances by Brandon Iron and Tricia Devereaux. Is it a Full Moon?
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#233695 - 04/07/07 09:31 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Brandonna is still mad at Hillary because, after he gave her the "gift (H) that keeps (P) on giving (V)," she pinched his laptop and changed his XPT logo to this:



Brandonna knows that XPT like Hillary, and we don't even make her sit on the same couch where countless "50:1" scenes were lensed.


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#233696 - 04/07/07 11:18 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Hmm, viewing my profile, trying to think of a response? You're as lame as Guapo...see you later, dickwad.




Speaking of which, whatever happened to XPT's token wigger?




I think this is just the calm before the storm. I expect Guapo to make himself known to us again at some point during the De'Bella chat....




He's lurking right now. I don't know how to screen cap, so I'll just cut & paste:

Quote:

GUAPO User Kurt Lockwood sex partner 04/08/07 02:15 AM Viewing list of forums


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#233697 - 04/08/07 11:17 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Registered: 02/19/07
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what's the name of the hot bitch in the background?


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#233698 - 04/08/07 11:35 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Thanks for your concern, Conky. I did meet some other unemployed guys in the welfare line. I wanted to throw a party to celebrate the good weather we've been having and do a little networking in hopes of landing a job.




Brandon, not every party you throw has to end up with naked men?

Mrs Conky and I have enjoyed many social get togethers with friends and industry colleagues where we've all managed to remain fully clothed and dignified. It makes barbecuing much safer also.
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#233699 - 04/08/07 12:51 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Perhaps Mrs. Conky is not as outgoing as Chelsie Rae. When she started getting undressed, everyone followed.

I also think Ryan Knox instigated a lot of the debauchery. He can be clearly seen in the back in this photo.


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#233700 - 04/08/07 01:46 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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If Mrs Conky got naked, people would strip off in order to throw their clothes at her.

Is that Ryan right at the back, as far away from the action as the ex-cons can get him? Thought so.
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#233701 - 04/08/07 04:37 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Next time B.I, do society a favor and just machine-gun them all and leave their carcasses in the desert.

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#233702 - 04/08/07 11:00 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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These guys are all future Hall of Famers. They are hungry and love doing it so I think they will have great part-time careers.

FYI Conky, Ryan blasted Chelsie not once, but two times.

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#233703 - 04/08/07 11:05 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Registered: 02/23/05
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FYI Conky, Ryan blasted Chelsie not once, but two times.





You must have been paying by the cumshot
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#233704 - 04/09/07 12:56 AM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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No, Chelsie was just very thirsty that day.

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#233705 - 04/09/07 04:28 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Why was Hillary banned???? That's just crazy.




Her tapioca pudding-like cunt was stinking up the place. Thanks Brandon.

Quote:

These guys are all future Hall of Famers. They are hungry and love doing it so I think they will have great part-time careers.

FYI Conky, Ryan blasted Chelsie not once, but two times.




Ryan was the guy who hit her in the eye, right?

Did I read that right, part-time careers?
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#233706 - 04/15/07 03:29 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Registered: 02/02/06
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#233707 - 04/15/07 04:08 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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Registered: 06/05/05
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Lest we forget




who are the whore pissedoff by ashley and why ?

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#233708 - 04/15/07 04:16 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
The whore is Allie Sin, but I don't know the answer to the second part of your question.
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#233709 - 04/15/07 04:18 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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I think she said something about having told ashley that she didn't want Ashley's ass directly in her face.
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#233710 - 04/15/07 04:44 PM Re: Greatest Directors in Porn
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I don't think Allie is a professed carpet muncher, either. To which I ask, what IS she capable of that qualifies her for porn at all, other than having big tits & fucking for money so her rockstar boyfriend (read: pimp) can buy some more nose candy?
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