Darth? It's me, God. How ya doin'? Listen, I couldn't help but notice that you've been kind of a Dick lately. I mean, picking on short people and holding conversations with yourself isn't exactly the kind of thing I look favorably upon. Whaddaya say you give it a rest, okay? Thanks.

Oh, and by the way, no one gets HIV who doesn't deserve it.
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Thirty Three Hundred Years since the Ten Comandments and you people are still fucking it up.