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#233454 - 04/03/07 04:34 PM Anyone here remember love?
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno
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#233455 - 04/03/07 04:49 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	hah, that's funny. I've never seen that before. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#233456 - 04/03/07 04:56 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	Are you saying porn isn't love? _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#233457 - 04/03/07 06:51 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Its not true love unless one otter donkey punches the other. _________________________
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#233458 - 04/03/07 06:58 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Yes, I was waiting for the cumshot myself .... I wanted to see the male otter's body/fur language to indicate whether her really loves the female otter after he ejaculates all over her, or if her just thinks of her as another fur pelt receptacle for his otter splooge. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#233459 - 04/04/07 12:46 AM Re: Anyone here remember love?
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248
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#233460 - 04/04/07 01:41 AM Re: Anyone here remember love?
nago Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/08/06 Posts: 219 Loc: Japan	Never seen love in my days I seen lots of coke, weed, jail cells
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#233461 - 04/04/07 05:58 AM Re: Anyone here remember love?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Never seen love in my days I seen lots of coke, weed, jail cells Close. Your coke and weed got you man love in the jail cells. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#233462 - 04/04/07 08:32 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	love _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#233463 - 04/04/07 09:41 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	That was precious loop, thank you
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#233464 - 04/05/07 06:18 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: love I thought those big ass fish were going to eat the little duckling, that actually made me nervous. I like ducks... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#233465 - 04/06/07 09:27 AM Re: Anyone here remember love?
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	dolphin love _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#233466 - 04/06/07 06:51 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: dolphin love Reminds me of Hank Hill's dolphin encounter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQI3m8jizEw And the dolphin is named Duke, perhaps in honor of "dolfin" lover Duke Cunningham: "As truth will come out and you will find out how liablest [sic] you have & will be. Not once did you list the positives. Education Man of the Year...hospital funding, jobs, Hiway [sic] funding, border security, Megans law my bill, Tuna Dolfin [sic] my bill...and every time you wanted an expert on the wars who did you call. No Marcus you write About how I died." (from http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/12055360/cover_story_time_to_go_inside_the_worst_congress_ever/print) _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#233467 - 04/06/07 10:45 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	i am in love and it is at that kinda new stage and it is definately groovy altho i am sure from experience it will crash and burn and i will end up smashing all the lovely cute ass mix cd's she is making for me. _________________________
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#233468 - 04/29/07 02:12 AM Re: Anyone here remember love?
TMonty Internet Tough Guy Registered: 09/05/06 Posts: 769	Turtle love _________________________ ~ Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent ~
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#233469 - 04/29/07 11:22 AM Re: Anyone here remember love?
vanessa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 04/03/07 Posts: 786 Loc: on the dark side of the moon	Quote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno That's otterly cute...
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#233470 - 04/29/07 06:17 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	right down the line _________________________
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#233471 - 05/03/07 06:06 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp7Uc5a_XRE King found this
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#233472 - 05/03/07 06:13 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmroaYVD_so&mode=related&search= Postal love
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#233473 - 05/03/07 06:19 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPqeDMbFkhc Bunny loves kitty
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#233474 - 05/03/07 07:16 PM Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPqeDMbFkhc Bunny loves kitty Bearing in mind you know you are my favorite whore named Ceara...how do you reconcile your love for such cute adorable things like these instances of PURE, unconditional Natural Love amongst a cornucopia of species, and cute things like Bunny rabbits and Ducklings, with your ruthless pursuit of the meager disposable funds of Losers who have no life or happiness, and your mocking laughter-filled excution of catering to their unhealthy perversions when they should be home taking care of their wife and kids, or out trying to FIND a wife and kids, or donating blood instead of spilling their semen upon the earth?? I find your diverse nature compelling, but I ask this question because I think the "losers" out there who REALLY want to know the answer are too scared to ask you. I am not cuz I think you rock whatever the answer is.... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#233475 - 05/03/07 07:32 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPqeDMbFkhc Bunny loves kitty Just for you Ceara. _________________________
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#233476 - 05/03/07 08:01 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPqeDMbFkhc Bunny loves kitty I think Alex Panzer will want to see this. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#233477 - 05/04/07 01:40 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
Low Rider Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/26/06 Posts: 100	Quote: PURE, unconditional Natural Love amongst a cornucopia of species I routinely fuck my dog. She's a female, though, so it's okay... _________________________ Waist not, want not...
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#233478 - 05/04/07 03:21 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	I don't know what to say, Burg. I think of myself as a kind , affectionate young lady who enjoys the finer pleasures in life; fuzzy bunnies, chronic weed, and exploiting the submissive male mind. If I could make sense of it for you I would, but I have a hard time explaining myself almost always This girl has some fantastic bunny footage. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsZloxiSiCQ
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#233479 - 05/04/07 03:32 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
windsock Demon Spawn Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 3041	Quote: I don't know what to say, Burg. I think of myself as a kind , affectionate young lady who enjoys the finer pleasures in life; fuzzy bunnies, chronic weed, and exploiting the submissive male mind. If I could make sense of it for you I would, but I have a hard time explaining myself almost always This girl has some fantastic bunny footage. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsZloxiSiCQ People like you break my heart becauser you can;t give voice to your own, which appears to be a beautiful one underneath all the aqutomatonic smarmyness. The fact that I masturbate over your photos has no bearings on this sentiment. _________________________ "you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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#233480 - 05/04/07 03:44 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	If there are men out there gullible enough to send bucks to Ceara, then good for her. How many of us have exploited the dumbest whores over the years for our own perverted anal-related pleasures? How many of us have fucked a girl once and never returned her call? Ceara is the manifestation of our collective testicular guilt, come to haunt us all with demands of cash in return for degradation. She's following the Jeff Business Plan if you ask me. Plus she has those deliciously plump buttocks. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#233481 - 05/04/07 03:53 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
windsock Demon Spawn Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 3041	Quote: If there are men out there gullible enough to send bucks to Ceara, then good for her. How many of us have exploited the dumbest whores over the years for our own perverted anal-related pleasures? How many of us have fucked a girl once and never returned her call? Ceara is the manifestation of our collective testicular guilt, come to haunt us all with demands of cash in return for degradation. She's following the Jeff Business Plan if you ask me. Plus she has those deliciously plump buttocks. I agree with all of that and think it's an astute and brilliant assessment. But I wasn't appealing to her to change her ways and means at all. Far from it. What I was objecting to was merely the obscurant and jokey shell she feels i,mperative to express through as so many do. _________________________ "you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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#233482 - 05/04/07 05:12 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	I give you free ass pictures and you people still want to spray your degenerate seed all over my psyche. I can only give so much before you all lose interest and my memory fades into the lonely, piss-soaked abyss of forgotten whores. I'm sorry, but I think some things are better left unexplained
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#233483 - 05/05/07 06:13 AM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Quote: my memory fades into the lonely, piss-soaked abyss of forgotten whores Damn girl, you know just which buttons to press _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#233484 - 05/06/07 01:18 AM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
vanessa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 04/03/07 Posts: 786 Loc: on the dark side of the moon	Quote: I don't know what to say, Burg. I think of myself as a kind , affectionate young lady who enjoys the finer pleasures in life; fuzzy bunnies, chronic weed, and exploiting the submissive male mind. If I could make sense of it for you I would, but I have a hard time explaining myself almost always Maybe Ceara is trying to say that there is no difference in the way she is capable of giving love to bunnies and the way she is capable of giving love to the men who need to be loved in a slightly different way. The attention these men get from her in their various roles is an equivalent of love. It's the kind of attention we all crave for when we speak of love. In any event, Ceara has a very special gift. That seems to be something we all agree on.
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#233485 - 05/06/07 02:31 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Quote: Maybe Ceara is trying to say that there is no difference in the way she is capable of giving love to bunnies and the way she is capable of giving love to the men who need to be loved in a slightly different way. The attention these men get from her in their various roles is an equivalent of love. UGH
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#233486 - 05/06/07 02:38 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	The love Ceara feels for her members can be accurately measured by the amount of money she receives from them. She's a smart cookie, exploiting sad, toe-jam eating freaks and I salute her business acumen. I applaud any woman who can earn money from her bowel movements. Talk about turning shit into gold. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#233487 - 05/06/07 02:44 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: Quote: Maybe Ceara is trying to say that there is no difference in the way she is capable of giving love to bunnies and the way she is capable of giving love to the men who need to be loved in a slightly different way. The attention these men get from her in their various roles is an equivalent of love. UGH Now that made me laugh out loud. Thanks I needed a good laugh. _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#233488 - 05/07/07 09:14 AM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: I give you free ass pictures and you people still want to spray your degenerate seed all over my psyche. I can only give so much before you all lose interest and my memory fades into the lonely, piss-soaked abyss of forgotten whores. I'm sorry, but I think some things are better left unexplained Im looking forward to losing interest in you but until that happens, degrade yourself for our viewing pleasure. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#233489 - 05/10/07 10:15 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	One of my favorite bunny pictures
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#233490 - 05/10/07 10:33 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
vanessa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 04/03/07 Posts: 786 Loc: on the dark side of the moon	Quote: One of my favorite bunny pictures Which one is your favorite bunny? favorite bunny the one it the cup on the right the one in the cup on the left the one on the phone i don't like bunnies
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#233491 - 05/11/07 11:51 AM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
Pussy is good food AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/19/07 Posts: 465	Quote: One of my favorite bunny pictures Want to maximize your $$$$$ in your life, do a reality DVD on this kind of shit, it would be great. Sell it in porn shops (the only place you could push it). Hell, JM might distro it for you. A little different genre, but revenue is revenue. _________________________ Sharon Mitchell said. "This is a population, you tell them to do something, and they won't do anything."We're not in the real world, we're in the world of porn."
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#233492 - 06/23/07 02:19 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Bump for turtle love
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#233493 - 06/23/07 02:36 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	He banged her around pretty good!! SMACK that ass, Turtle!!! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#233494 - 06/23/07 02:47 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Did you hear his victorious moan at the end? That was fucked up
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#233495 - 06/23/07 03:04 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	I guess she's real "good on pavement" as compared with the other turtles he's been with ... "I'll fuck you so good you'll howl like a turtle!" _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#233496 - 06/23/07 08:35 PM Re: Question for Ceara on the subject of "love"
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	I like how he goes around to the front and goes for the Gag Factor maneuver. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#233497 - 04/06/08 02:56 PM Lesson in love
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	So, I’ve always romanticised birds like ducks and geese because I was always under the impression they were monogamous animals who mate for life. Like, you hear those stories about a hunter shooting one of these majestic creatures and as they fall to their death their mate will fly down with them giving the hunter a nice two-for-one.Well I guess I was grossly mistaken because I just wittnessed a rather messy love triangle between the pair of duck lovers that swim in the pool outside my window. I used to think they were so sweet, so in love, as they swam around and shat in their chlorine-filled pond. I remember one night I heard the female quacking up a storm and I knew right away she was calling her mate. A few minutes later she finally shut up and I saw the two of them snuggling side by side. AWWW... Well, my illusions of unconditional love were shattered today when I looked out my window and saw a new male duck in the pool, trying to mount the female as the other male went ballistic and faught to get him off. It was pretty messy, like a wild-life version of Jerry Springer or something. I got my camera out and started filming but it wasnt such a great view from my window so I ran down stairs to get a closer look. I guess my presence scared away the intruder duck and I was left filming what was left of a broken, bitter relationship between the two mallards. I tried consoling them about it but they just werent having it. Hopefully time will heal their wounds. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt2lAnQgB34
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#233498 - 04/06/08 08:42 PM Re: Lesson in love
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Maybe the mallards had make-up sex after you left, and all is right in their relationship. Geese, OTOH, are nasty buggers and I always visualize shooting them and what a nice dinner they would make. Can't help it, cuz' I am the son of an old Marine who made me spend months shooting at paper targets before he would even let me carry a .22 out in the forests.
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#233499 - 04/06/08 08:46 PM Re: Lesson in love
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	What's she got to be mad about? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#233500 - 04/06/08 08:47 PM Re: Lesson in love
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Duck sex looks like rape. There is nothing noble about it. Geese suck worse, and taste terrible. Give me a chicken first, then a guinea, then a duck then a goose.
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#233501 - 04/06/08 08:53 PM Re: Lesson in love
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	and this? _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#233502 - 04/06/08 08:59 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
Eminence Front Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/06 Posts: 775 Loc: Hollywood, CA	Bunnies, Bunnies, It must be Bunnies _________________________ Join the Church of the Yellow Couch, the Max Hardcore Resource Center - MHRC http://groups.google.com/group/MHRC
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#233503 - 04/06/08 09:05 PM Re: Anyone here remember love?
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	WOW! I've been learning a lot about ducks today. And by "learning" I mean watching them have sex on youtube. Turns out they're pretty fucked up birds! check out this mallard gang rape. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiEMKlDs_K0 Bitch was in the wrong neighborhood!
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