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#233401 - 04/03/07 01:06 PM So you've gone on a killing spree at AEE
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	And you're down to your last bullet before you even get past the fans. Who do you make a beeline for? You're at the front door, with A&E, Club Jenna, Vivid, Hustler and SexZ Pictures in front of you. The fans are everywhere. Do you take the easy Lockwood, the tough Jameson or force your way through the pack to the middle of the room, where the meaty part of the show is. One bullet. You are Jack Bauer. You can save porn with one solid head shot. So who is it to be? _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#233402 - 04/03/07 01:07 PM Re: So you've gone on a killing spree at AEE
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i'd turn the gun on myself with one bullet. those are insurmountable odds and i want to die with pride. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#233403 - 04/03/07 01:08 PM Re: So you've gone on a killing spree at AEE
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Could I just be strapped with a bomb and take them all with me? _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#233404 - 04/03/07 01:13 PM Re: So you've gone on a killing spree at AEE
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	No, damnit. These are my rules and I'll just take my gun home if you're gonna be like that You're allowed to strip the case down and use the powder in any way you see fit. I'd probably go for a smoke show in the hopes that the fire alarms would be set off. The resulting panic from the obese fanbois could easily trample scores of skinny porn chicks and the directors who still have their cocks in the girls' mouths. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#233405 - 04/03/07 01:19 PM Re: So you've gone on a killing spree at AEE
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	It might be wise to divide and conquer. Tell the fanbois the whore of their choosing gets the bullet, if they can come to consensus. While that riot breaks out, grab Jeff Mike's carkeys and slip out the back.
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#233406 - 04/03/07 02:15 PM Re: So you've gone on a killing spree at AEE
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: No, damnit. These are my rules and I'll just take my gun home if you're gonna be like that You're allowed to strip the case down and use the powder in any way you see fit. I'd probably go for a smoke show in the hopes that the fire alarms would be set off. The resulting panic from the obese fanbois could easily trample scores of skinny porn chicks and the directors who still have their cocks in the girls' mouths. Lol, in that case, Lockwood gets the lead. At the rate Jenna's going she'll be dead soon anyway. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#233407 - 04/03/07 02:21 PM Re: So you've gone on a killing spree at AEE
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	_________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#233408 - 04/03/07 06:11 PM Re: So you've gone on a killing spree at AEE
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Easy choice.... <da burg says> "...death to Cave Demons! Especially the ones who speak in a low soft voice as they PLOW the holes of witless young girls, all because he cant control his Penis/Sex Drive and Mike John got him totally addicted to ejaculating into the open mouths of said-witless young girls, to the extent that he cant even look girls in the eye when he meets them because he instantly feels his mind conjuring her kneeling in front of him with her mouth open....!!!!" DIE SEX ADDICT! DIE! DIE YOU Future "patient zero"! ::waits to see which witless young girls come to the cave demons defense and throw themselves in between him and my ONE bullet:: Attachments 224005-607988611_m.gif (6 downloads) _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#233409 - 04/03/07 08:34 PM Re: So you've gone on a killing spree at AEE
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Does killing Golem require special bullets, like the Wolfman? Or do they just ricochet towards some innocent mortal? _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#233410 - 04/04/07 06:05 AM Re: So you've gone on a killing spree at AEE
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	The trick would be to kill someone with the one bullet, and then plant the gun on somebody else for the twofer.
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#233411 - 04/04/07 12:45 PM Re: So you've gone on a killing spree at AEE
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	I'm amazed no one has thought of just calling the girls out under the pretext of an AVN group photo, lining them all up one behind the other and then just shooting the first one in the head and waiting to see how many others the bullet passed through. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#233412 - 04/04/07 01:03 PM Re: So you've gone on a killing spree at AEE
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: I'm amazed no one has thought of just calling the girls out under the pretext of an AVN group photo, lining them all up one behind the other and then just shooting the first one in the head and waiting to see how many others the bullet passed through. You'd have better chances of lining them up side-by-side and finding an expert marksman to float one through their ear canal. All the empty space in their heads wouldn't stop a freight train. _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#233413 - 04/04/07 01:04 PM Re: So you've gone on a killing spree at AEE
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Sorry, that's what I meant. I just didn't phrase it as well. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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